Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Max Free]

A kid in such a hedonistic fetishists-household is just a timer ticking down for an absolute horror-show to happen.

 

[mindlessobserver]

For the child's sake, one can hope.

Also for the child's sake they need to realize their little angel is not perfect just the way she is and needs to undergo the treatment for her condition immediately while still an infant. According to my cursory look up about it, so long as there is nothing immediately wrong with her brain, doctors can "remold" the skull with helmets and wat not similar to how dentists mold teeth with braces.

It is however extremely painful for the child and is only really effective while very young since the bones have no "set" yet and the brain has more plasticity. It's not a treatment you can just "wait for the right time" to do. It needs to be done now.

 

[Greasy Goblin]

Exactly how I always imagined people from Riot, yet somehow even worse because I didn't consider one of them might create and neglect spawn. I'm fucking MATI

 

[Cats]

Ventura County CPS telephone #: [removed by staff]

That kid needs an advocate that is not a fucking degenerate sex lunatic. Someone in that home is going to diddle that kid. She is letting strangers from a fetish website come live with her and locking herself in her room away from her child to go smoke pot. I truly hope someone working in the Ventura County CPS office will actually do something with the reports they will be receiving on this witch. This situation is a ticking bomb.

 

[Law]

1. Daniel in a "dog dad" sweater with his baby literally in the picture.

He's such a chad, he negs his own daughter

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

Ventura County CPS telephone #:

That kid needs an advocate that is not a fucking degenerate sex lunatic. Someone in that home is going to diddle that kid. She is letting strangers from a fetish website come live with her and locking herself in her room away from her child to go smoke pot. I truly hope someone working in the Ventura County CPS office will actually do something with the reports they will be receiving on this witch. This situation is a ticking bomb.

It’s California, dude. They’ll get a hug and a high five.

 

[Xev]

No one in a polycule is fit to raise a child. The state should step in and get this kid adopted by normal people asap before it's too late.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Unidentified genetic parent?

Spoiler

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I mean, you're really not far off.


Someone do a song parody of All Star for Daniel. I haven't had enough caffeine yet (fucking Daylight Saving time). Although, the first verses fit him quite well. . .

Somebody once told me
The world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

*All apologies to Shrek who I don't think would neglect Zendaya into a flat head.

 

[Seafarer]

CrimsonKid7 is going to SA the toddler the second he manages to separate her from other adults which should be easy considering how much they neglect her. I am going to throw up.

“SA” nigga this isn’t TikTok, you can say “rape”.

 

[Fëanor Curufinwë]

I can't follow this cow, she makes me too MATI. But how in a house with 3 adults, 2 of them unemployed can they manage this level of neglect of a baby?

 

[Printemps]

Also for the child's sake they need to realize their little angel is not perfect just the way she is and needs to undergo the treatment for her condition immediately while still an infant. According to my cursory look up about it, so long as there is nothing immediately wrong with her brain, doctors can "remold" the skull with helmets and wat not similar to how dentists mold teeth with braces.

It is however extremely painful for the child and is only really effective while very young since the bones have no "set" yet and the brain has more plasticity. It's not a treatment you can just "wait for the right time" to do. It needs to be done now.

They are rapidly approaching the moment it will be too late. It's generally not possible to correct this once an infant is about 13-14 months of age. Hannah is already a year old. They should have started with the helmet at least six months ago, but Becky wants a "disabled" child and if she has to deform her own baby to make that happen, she will.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

They are rapidly approaching the moment it will be too late. It's generally not possible to correct this once an infant is about 13-14 months of age. Hannah is already a year old. They should have started with the helmet at least six months ago, but Becky wants a "disabled" child and if she has to deform her own baby to make that happen, she will.

She's 14 months now. It is too late.

(Also, that was such a great write up by @Temperance - definitely can be used in a new Becky OP (That I planned to work on over the holidays but instead was sick back-to-back for three weeks) Hopefully you can contribute not just your knowledge but your excellent organization/formatting skills to that when it gets pieced together)

Shitpost: the only helmet that would fit Minecraft babby at this point

 

[Sketchy Fingers]

The Riot employee is a very ugly man. Low testosterone, ugly hippy hair, etc. But he has a good job and is willing to let his woman be a stay at home mom. He could do so much better. What mental illness possesses you to shack up and create a child with Bex?

Praying for that poor baby, I fear the worst when her mom is inviting proud perverts into her home on a whim.

 

[Berrakh]

LoLcucks can’t catch a break can they?

 

[Trombonista]

I just noticed the prefix was changed from Snowflake to Trainwreck. It certainly fits.

 

[ScurvyRat]

It’s California, dude. They’ll get a hug and a high five.

The kid will get hormone blockers and corrective genital surgery.

Pretty insane to see 2 cases of child abuse in the features.
Where are the h3_snark alogs when you need em?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

"I am officially down to one partner for
the first time in over a decade"

"oh no, what happened? are you safe?"

The kid will get hormone blockers and corrective genital surgery.

Pretty insane to see 2 cases of child abuse in the features.
Where are the h3_snark alogs when you need em?

They're too busy hating on an actual Jew.

 

[mindlessobserver]

They are rapidly approaching the moment it will be too late. It's generally not possible to correct this once an infant is about 13-14 months of age. Hannah is already a year old. They should have started with the helmet at least six months ago, but Becky wants a "disabled" child and if she has to deform her own baby to make that happen, she will.

Thats...honestly fucked up. And I hang out on a forum full of fucked up shit.

 

[Printemps]

She's 14 months now.

I guess it's no coincidence that Becky came straight out and said she has a "disabled child" a week ago then. She knows there's no undoing what she's done to her daughter and she's celebrating by using it as a cudgel against randoms on social media, just like she wanted.

 

[sarna]

The Riot employee is a very ugly man. Low testosterone, ugly hippy hair, etc. But he has a good job and is willing to let his woman be a stay at home mom. He could do so much better. What mental illness possesses you to shack up and create a child with Bex?

To clarify, he no longer works for Riot. He worked there in the mid-20-teens, where he met Becky, and later worked as a designer at Respawn Entertainment on Apex Legends. He washed out of Respawn after a minor scandal where he antagonized the game's community and they countered by digging up old racist/misogynist edgelord blog posts he'd written in the late 2000s.

He now works for a small LA area mobile game startup, Anykraft, as a designer on an embarrassing piece of shit called Neon Runners.