Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I had to search through all the Eric July seething on Juju's Twitter until I found a single tweet about the Tates...

An anti-Tate tweet surprisingly
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I hate that I am agreeing with rekieta and dick masterson on fucking Andrew Tate.
They have no room to talk about any of this shit because they're fucking creepy freaks guilty of similar shit I'd imagine.
But MAN do I hate seeing all these people stanning tate.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I hate that I am agreeing with rekieta and dick masterson on fucking Andrew Tate.
They have no room to talk about any of this shit because they're fucking creepy freaks guilty of similar shit I'd imagine.
But MAN do I hate seeing all these people stanning tate.

They all deserve the gas chamber. That one retarded faggot who should be put down is right about faggot who should be put down is irrelevant.
You never agree with Nick Rekieta on anything, because that would require you to listen to what he says with the intent to agree with something in the first place.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Imagine if Kayla pulls a Pantsu and flees with the kids while Nick is at Hackamania.

 

[Captain Manning]

I hate that I am agreeing with rekieta and dick masterson on fucking Andrew Tate.

Then don't. You can agree with Ron DeSantis. Or Null. Or any number of people here on the Farms. The Tate shit is retarded enough to where a number of people have voiced opposition to it. I don't know what the hell Trump was thinking there, but I am disappointed.

Ulbrich? Okay. I don't really like the guy, but I can at least see the argument his sentence was extreme.

Tate is just garbage though.

They have no room to talk about any of this shit because they're fucking creepy freaks guilty of similar shit I'd imagine.

Juju very definitely is. He took in a mentally retarded girl who ran away from home and now she's doing piss porn for Riley. The same couple Nick claims to be jealous of.

Juju often takes positions contrary to the establishment because he thinks it makes him cool. I don't think he actually does anything out of principle.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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Whoa buddy get a load of that schnoz

Looks like a pair of Groucho glasses.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

One of those kids will follow the same path, unintentionally. One of those poor bastards is going to figure out going online and being "yourself" (with the volume turned all the way up) will bring in money. You know the rest of the story. I wouldn't be so sure except there's five of them. The odds are at least one of them will be a lolcow. That's so fucking depressing.

Well it's not like one of them can become a lawyer to follow in their father's footsteps, or to take over his "law office". Just think of being a lolcow as Nick handing down the family business. The Rekieta Monarchy will rule the Lolcow of the Year awards for generations to come.

 

[AltisticRight]

Rare post featuring signs of life from Kayla on Nick’s Instagram.

This guy has Destiny proportions. Look at him. He's a dysgenic freak. What is that gay belt? I find it hard to ask for a more homosexual photo.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

Rare post featuring signs of life from Kayla on Nick’s Instagram.

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I know we all poke fun at Nick’s narrow shoulders but WOW this is on a whole other level. He literally looks like a double amputee from the chest up.

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He also donned a new Hot Topic Spencers belt to own the farms.

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Kayla’s eyes are full of pain.

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Look guys! Nick went outside in the sun! Weird he would post this now right after you guys were saying his KEEDZ look pale. And even low key blames it on the weather. It's definitely not because they never go outside and have no real social life outside the polycule. Nick totally isn't still reading this thread anymore I see.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Rare post featuring signs of life from Kayla on Nick’s Instagram.

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THAT is the guy who called people NERDS as an insult? Bro looks like George McFly's accountant.

 

[Phillip Green]

This guy has Destiny proportions. Look at him. He's a dysgenic freak. What is that gay belt? I find it hard to ask for a more homosexual photo.

Like a Stretch Armstrong version of Steve Bonnell.

 

[Vibralldo]

Juju very definitely is. He took in a mentally retarded girl who ran away from home and now she's doing piss porn for Riley. The same couple Nick claims to be jealous of.

So he's jealous of having a retard wife that's barely sentient and will do anything sexual he wants?

Is Nick behind Kayla's comatose retard state in an attempt to make her totally retarded and submissive?

 

[parsnip]

Rekieta has little boy proportions

Giant head, skinny arms, narrow shoulders

He's got a body on him like a dr Seuss creature

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Kayla’s eyes are full of pain.

I'd be full of self hurt too if I got pushed around by this fucking skeleton.

 

[Spergichu]

Balldo dragging the pillhead zombie out into the light of day to be a prop for his pictures makes me wonder just how much he's pushing her to show to the public how happy and good her life is thanks to the cunning legal acumen of her amazing husband. Makes me question if she was meant to be that mystery guest he couldn't get on his Locals stream that he had to cancel.

 

[AnOminous]

I know we all poke fun at Nick’s narrow shoulders but WOW this is on a whole other level. He literally looks like a double amputee from the chest up.

Nick is completely incapable of even looking heterosexual at this point. What a flaming queer. Look at that gay "I suck massive cocks" belt he's wearing too. Did he buy it at a gay bar?

Oh. Spencer's. So pretty much the same.

Whoa buddy get a load of that schnoz

The last thing a coked-up child sees before the rape begins.

 

[Desktop User2]

Just skimmed through a week of highlights and this dude didn´t work for another full week? It must have been what? 6 streams during almost a whole year by now? He just lurks all day with other ethical CP enthusiasts? How does this man feed his family? Does he still have the flu?

 

[Swole McPole]

2. Andrew D'Adesky, aka "Legal Mindset", aka "Legal Dicksucker", aka "Gimpy Andy", aka "Andy Esquire".

I've clicked on Legal Tardset's channel a couple of times over the last few days -- hungry for Johnny Somali news -- and fuck me dead, talk about unwatchable. It's all the absolute worst lowest common denominator shit. This nigger failed at making a respectable career in the law, only to attempt to grift as an attention whore by covering news about internet retards -- streamers and those virtual e-thots. Fat chicks who put on little girl voices while hiding behind an animated lolicon avatar.

He seems to be making money at it, but no amount of money could compensate for the shame I'd feel at being a bottom feeding bonehead, e-begging for pennies from a shower of retarded gooners.

I'd kill myself rather than make a living as a talentless performing monkey.

 

[Burt Macklin]

Rekieta has little boy proportions

Giant head, skinny arms, narrow shoulders

That's a trans man.

A woman trying to be a man.

A TROOOOOOOOON!!!

 

[AnOminous]

That's a trans man.

A woman trying to be a man.

A TROOOOOOOOON!!!

I like how these underground drug-mole creatures both have to wear nearly opaque sunglasses just to be out in the sunlight at all and are still visibly wincing at it. It's like looking at blind cave animals suddenly dragged outside.

It's amazing this isn't some candid thing, but that Nick carefully curated and picked these pictures of himself looking like an emaciated faggot skeleton.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Nick is completely incapable of even looking heterosexual at this point. What a flaming queer. Look at that gay "I suck massive cocks" belt he's wearing too. Did he buy it at a gay bar?

"Fire Island, 1980" is what he's going for apparently.