DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Jose Cuervo]

While DSP is on a "5 to 10 minute break" that has been going for almost 20 minutes, Doody is in the Raw Phil re-stream chat, claiming that he made contact with a UPS worker who says the Burnell residence orders from QVC and Rephora very frequently. Massive grain of salt until the receipts are shown, obviously, but there you go.

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Kat is apparently addicted to spending money?! I’m shocked.

In other news, the water is wet.

 

[Kheapathic]

I get that he may be retired and comfortably well off in his own life, per his own words. But something about how invested Doody gets into Phil's life is bothersome. Don't get me wrong, we all have questions, and questions beg for answers; but the amount of effort he dedicates to this gives me the feeling he's one bad event away from becoming a Music Biz Marty. I still don't trust anything he says, dude gets high on his own obsessive behavior.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

While DSP is on a "5 to 10 minute break" that has been going for almost 20 minutes, Doody is in the Raw Phil re-stream chat, claiming that he made contact with a UPS worker who says the Burnell residence orders from QVC and Rephora very frequently. Massive grain of salt until the receipts are shown, obviously, but there you go.

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Assuming Doody isn't lying, that's scummy as fuck. Depending on how much the UPS worker allegedly leaked, that could even count as a violation of privacy (a prosecutable offense in Washington).

Also, tampering with mail (which includes opening parcels) is a federal crime. It's a big stretch since we're talking about Doody, but he's walking a very thin tightrope.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Doody trying to pull an ALT

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

While DSP is on a "5 to 10 minute break" that has been going for almost 20 minutes, Doody is in the Raw Phil re-stream chat, claiming that he made contact with a UPS worker who says the Burnell residence orders from QVC and Rephora very frequently. Massive grain of salt until the receipts are shown, obviously, but there you go.

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Now Khet's spending all her husband's money on QVC shit....Phil really did marry his mom.
Too bad you can't trust anything "Doody" says. How does he have a "new friend" that works for UPS in Renton to tell him all this shit? Did he just start calling random UPS centers in the area, making sure they all know "this is ya boy, Doody", and kept asking everyone about The Burnells until one of them told him everything? At best maybe one of his dent fans actually works for UPS somewhere and doctored some packages with "Kat Burnell" written on them, thinking a fat chick ordering food is some big revelation.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Assuming Doody isn't lying, that's still scummy as fuck. Depending on how much the UPS worker allegedly leaked, that could count as a violation of privacy (a prosecutable offense in Washington).

Also, tampering with mail (which includes opening parcels) is a federal crime. It's a big stretch since we're talking about Doody, but he's walking a very thin tightrope.

Doody keeps behaving more and more like an unhinged Fred Fuchs.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

I get that he may be retired and comfortably well off in his own life, per his own words. But something about how invested Doody gets into Phil's life is bothersome. Don't get me wrong, we all have questions, and questions beg for answers; but the amount of effort he dedicates to this gives me the feeling he's one bad event away from becoming a Music Biz Marty. I still don't trust anything he says, dude gets high on his own obsessive behavior.

I only dislike the certainty he puts behind information he shares or gathers. He doesn't really think about anything logically because hes addicted to the attention and reaction he gets from covering Phil.

A recent example is the misconstrued interpretation of the conversation with the cop lady about what him and all his weird chatters refer to as the 220 incident.

The lady said; if they considered someone a 220 (a crazy person) they would just refer them to the FBI not that she actually said DSP was a 220.

But he didn't care to comprehend what she said exactly and just started labeling phil as a 220 and everyone in chat did too.

Hes old and out of touch, but I don't expect anything less from a youtuber.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Now Khet's spending all her husband's money on QVC shit....Phil really did marry his mom.
Too bad you can't trust anything "Doody" says. How does he have a "new friend" that works for UPS in Renton to tell him all this shit? Did he just start calling random UPS centers in the area, making sure they all know "this is ya boy, Doody", and kept asking everyone about The Burnells until one of them told him everything? At best maybe one of his dent fans actually works for UPS somewhere and doctored some packages with "Kat Burnell" written on them, thinking a fat chick ordering food is some big revelation.

It's somewhat believable. Because Doody is technically the biggest detractor (due to SEO spam), he's often the point of contact for most outsiders in the Snortex. Unlike you or me, most people not involved with this shitshow don't know he's an attention whore.

As for how the information got to him in the first place, I have two guesses:

• The guy found out about DSP and reached out to the first creator he found (statistically, likely Doody)
• Doody hired (W|N)igger007 or one of the Discord servers he always talks about to ring up the UPS stores in Renton

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Some people argue that he is drunk during his streams but I don't think that is the case (or at least it isn't commonly the case)

I just want to point out back during the monthly react events from two years ago.
Phil had to buy like 4 bottles every month and the ones he had before always disappeared mysteriously.

We also have seen the way he chugs those big shots like they're water and how he takes several of them and doesn't seem to act very differently. I think that really paints a good picture of Phil's tolerance to alcohol and how he can go through at least through one bottle of hard liquor per week, which in fairness isn't much but is still a lot for a so called "former alcoholic".

So either Phil never was an alcoholic (duh) or he is someone who has one nice, heavy drink every day.

 

[dent_whisperer]

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Britbong is such a larping loser faggot lmao

Gayer then Phil's simping for Rambo

 

[Kier Starmer]

Even though this is believable it's really faggy and it's a good way to alienate yourself. Some restreamers refuse to even say Doody because they dislike him so much.

 

[Jerome Saunders]

Does anyone remember a few years ago when Phil spilled water or seltzer on his pants and he thought it was the funniest thing, he went to go show it to Kat but he left the microphone on. "Look at this Kat look at this!" Phil could barely contain himself. Kat replied with a very flat "I dont care". She sounded so done.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Oh yeah, she was probably eating though, gotta let a bitch eat or they'll steal your fries.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Wow, he really enjoys his job.

 

[Twrx]

Gayer then Phil's simping for Rambo

Wonder if he'd be any different if Rambo had returned Phil's affection.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

1 hour and half of streaming:

- No unprovoked mention of tips, superchats, members or subs a single time
- No mention of last night's contributions (1000 DOLLARS)
- No mention of personal problems
- No mention of hitting the goal for today or the incentive of cookies for the next reward
- RAW GAMEPLAY, NO BULLSHIT

The grift is finally over you guys, he is a changed man. Khet is back to being smoking hot again, he no longer needs to beg for tips and all the money on his WWEC account is refunded and donated to the Gaming Addicts Anonymous. Close the thread. I expect a kind worded, apology style email sent to him from every single KF user that has posted in this thread.

IDK the fact he didn't beg, didn't have a 1h+ prestream and didn't mention anything outside his gameplay feels like a setup.

I'm betting next podcast we will have a segment about how him not doing theses things doesn't give him money and how it's important he begs, have a 1h+ prestream and mention problems otherwise he won't get money.

I'd love to be proven wrong though, and it starts a trend of him becoming a normal streamer.
what am I saying ? it's Phil.. Phil never changes.

 

[CannedBacon]

IDK the fact he didn't beg, didn't have a 1h+ prestream and didn't mention anything outside his gameplay feels like a setup.

I'm betting next podcast we will have a segment about how him not doing theses things doesn't give him money and how it's important he begs, have a 1h+ prestream and mention problems otherwise he won't get money.

I'd love to be proven wrong though, and it starts a trend of him becoming a normal streamer.
what am I saying ? it's Phil.. Phil never changes.

 

[lupinthethird]

didn't have a 1h+ prestream

This part is making me the most curious, what could the reason be for forgoing his dumb prestream podcast which he has defended as being completely necessary dozens of times before.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Wow, he really enjoys his job.
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[thisniggaTRASH]

Don't know what kind of bet DSP is trying to win but the "hit the tips goal without begging once" challenge failed today. Definitely the most chill stream he has ever done though.