DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Kier Starmer]

I have been saying for years Phil may be arrogant and an internet tough guy but an IRS auditor WILL make him cry. They are vicious and they will look through past videos and speculations.

So I was thinking the other day of something regarding Khet. She could be having a psychotic breakdown and be tranqed the fuck out.

 

[Awssum Possum]

My theory is it's one of the following:

1. He and Kat had a massive argument.
2. Kat is divorcing him.
3. Kat has cancer.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/8th-march-2020-twitter-dmca-notices-are-being-issued-against-dsp-related-clips.67073/

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/page-110#post-12267033

There is a lot of lore about the dude but he is a british manlet who is terminally online.

If you search Superhound or britbong you find all sorts of posts on the subforum about him. Basically he likes to just larp as a big dog in the DSP sphere and get a bunch of stuff DMCA'd then leaves for awhile and comes back and does it again.

What a fucking loser. Shocked, right?

 

[PieceofShet]

Wow, he actually started gameplay within 20 minutes. Something's wrong.

Many people dont even know this but his prestream used to be ONLY 20 minutes before gameplay. I remember a tevin video where he was watching it and it was 30mins long and he said "wow a really long prestream".

 

[neger psykolog]

No prestream? he just jumped into the game?
Im actually stunlocked, what the fuck, out of every lolcowish or stupid thing phil has done these last months this may be the one that has surprised me the most.

Cant be a nothingburger, something must actually be going on for him to skip the prestream. Maybe something bad enough that caused him to try to find escapism in games?.

His demeanor is totally normal in the shortened prestream. He's not shaking his chair like fuck and appears pretty calm and composed.

He basically just had an appointment that interfered with his autism schedule. It's literally most likely to just be his tax return shit and meeting with his accountant.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

With ppp screaming that Kat is fat last night and smark guys being canceled, I wonder if they both set their relationship status to single. This muh depression shit started after smark guys last week. I think Phil is worried about the kc whales (doctorlexus, perry the white, raretricks/dunpykoala) and the other dolphins going away

 

[neger psykolog]

With ppp screaming that Kat is fat last night and smark guys being canceled, I wonder if they both set their relationship status to single. This muh depression shit started after smark guys last week. I think Phil is worried about the kc whales (doctorlexus, perry the white, raretricks/dunpykoala) and the other dolphins going away

He said during the prestream that Smark Guys is not cancelled.

edit: I think he's just hungover as fuck. He said "I hope my coffee kicks in" and he looks swollen up as fuck.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

I have been saying for years Phil may be arrogant and an internet tough guy but an IRS auditor WILL make him cry. They are vicious and they will look through past videos and speculations.

 

[shekelshoah666]

He used to take days off after big marathons all the time so he should've just taken today off after making almost $1500 and drinking that much.

 

[Japs_eye]

He used to take days off after big marathons all the time so he should've just taken today off after making almost $1500 and drinking that much.

I think you're forgetting the importance of unlocking the teenage mutant ninja turtles™ nunchucks in call of duty. The event ends on the 13th!!!!

 

[Pargon]

He used to take days off after big marathons all the time so he should've just taken today off after making almost $1500 and drinking that much.

Why do that when he can use it to crucify himself later?

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

1 hour and half of streaming:

- No unprovoked mention of tips, superchats, members or subs a single time
- No mention of last night's contributions (1000 DOLLARS)
- No mention of personal problems
- No mention of hitting the goal for today or the incentive of cookies for the next reward
- RAW GAMEPLAY, NO BULLSHIT

The grift is finally over you guys, he is a changed man. Khet is back to being smoking hot again, he no longer needs to beg for tips and all the money on his WWEC account is refunded and donated to the Gaming Addicts Anonymous. Close the thread. I expect a kind worded, apology style email sent to him from every single KF user that has posted in this thread.

 

[DerelictOnion]

Begging is one of the few things that truly make him happy. And he is all about this instant gratification. Him not engaging in it means something is very very wrong

 

[neger psykolog]

1 hour and half of streaming:

- No unprovoked mention of tips, superchats, members or subs a single time
- No mention of last night's contributions (1000 DOLLARS)
- No mention of personal problems
- No mention of hitting the goal for today or the incentive of cookies for the next reward
- RAW GAMEPLAY, NO BULLSHIT

The grift is finally over you guys, he is a changed man. Khet is back to being smoking hot again, he no longer needs to beg for tips and all the money on his WWEC account is refunded and donated to the Gaming Addicts Anonymous. Close the thread. I expect a kind worded, apology style email sent to him from every single KF user that has posted in this thread.

yeah if he's not mentioning and heavily pushing for khantributions then something weird is happening

could this be it? 2025? The year of the downfall of DSP?


Paging @A Witty Name you fucker. You've probably caused like a 10% productivity dent in the US and some other countries when you first created this thread more than a decade ago. I hope you're happy!

 

[PenskeMaterial]

I believe that when he changes his behavior it's because someone is watching or because he got called out by a bigger name. I doubt he cares about that duck fella, so who is he concerned about?

Or is he too hungover to e-beg?

Spoiler

LOLNO

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

So I was thinking the other day of something regarding Khet. She could be having a psychotic breakdown and be tranqed the fuck out.

Kat was tranqed out long before Phil. Phil just made her need more to support her doubled weight.

 

[UsedUp]

The question still remains though, is what's going on behind the scenes, Phil's fault?

 

[Comma]

While DSP is on a "5 to 10 minute break" that has been going for almost 20 minutes, Doody is in the Raw Phil re-stream chat, claiming that he made contact with a UPS worker who says the Burnell residence orders from QVC and Rephora very frequently. Massive grain of salt until the receipts are shown, obviously, but there you go.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

While DSP is on a "5 to 10 minute break" that has been going for almost 20 minutes, Doody is in the Raw Phil re-stream chat, claiming that he made contact with a UPS delivery guy who says the Burnell residence orders a ton from QVC and Rephora. Massive grain of salt until the receipts are shown, obviously, but there you go.

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yeah shes probably addicted to blowing money just like her dumb husband.

theres a reason they have nothing to show for the 100+k he clears a year.

 

[San Dimas High School]

While DSP is on a "5 to 10 minute break" that has been going for almost 20 minutes, Doody is in the Raw Phil re-stream chat, claiming that he made contact with a UPS worker who says the Burnell residence orders from QVC and Rephora very frequently. Massive grain of salt until the receipts are shown, obviously, but there you go.

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Unless something funny comes up that he hasn't said yet it will be a rare DSP win / common Doody loss.