Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

[man i dont know]

saw this on the reddit

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

saw this on the reddit

to be fair, he didn't have a choice in taking a bullet lol

reddit jannies working overtime

https://archive.ph/wip/k9ouY

 

[man i dont know]

Looks like my prediction is already coming true

Acting like fucking disney channel characters over her is wild

 

[Twokster Prime]

Spoiler: 1. Exposed her enjoyment of gay and Asian teen porn on accident
Spoiler: 2. Had the cops called multiple times
Spoiler: 3. Abused her dog Hershey
Spoiler: 4. Documented her extensive roach infestation
Spoiler: 5. Been advised by her father to use deodorant
Spoiler: 6. Had numerous mental breakdowns
Spoiler: 7. Vomited
Spoiler: 8. Recorded her mother shitting herself
Spoiler: 9. Gotten up to take a piss and neglected to close the door
Spoiler: 10. (Which, coincidentally, her father also did)
Spoiler: 11. Argued with her parents... a lot.

Don't get the big deal-I think 40% of the United States lives like this (or would if they could). At least two neighbors on my block live like insane college students surrounded by filth. They are all WHITE too.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[Punished Brent]

In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.

Dear family and friends, we gather here today in the presence of God, surrounded by His love and mercy, to celebrate the life of Donald and to commend him to the eternal embrace of our Heavenly Father. This is a day of profound sorrow, a day marked by the sudden and senseless loss of someone so dear to us, taken from this world by an act of violence that shakes us to our core. Yet, even in this darkness, we are not without hope, for as St. Paul reminds us, "Neither death nor life… nor anything else in all creation will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord"

Donald was a gift to us—a son, streamer, friend—whose presence brought light into our lives. He lived with a quiet strength, a generous heart, and a faith that guided him through the joys and trials of this earthly journey. We remember his laughter, his kindness, and the countless ways he touched our lives. Those memories are treasures we will carry forever, even as we mourn the way he was taken from us.

The circumstances of Donald’s death—a life stolen by the reckless act of a carjacker—fill us with grief and, perhaps, anger. It is natural to feel this way, to question why such a tragedy could happen. Yet, as Catholics, we are called to place our trust in God’s infinite wisdom, even when we cannot understand His plan. Jesus Himself knew suffering and injustice, and on the Cross, He offered forgiveness to those who wronged Him. In this moment of pain, we are invited to lean on that same mercy—to pray for healing in our hearts and, in time, to seek the grace to forgive, as Christ forgave.

Today, we entrust Donald to the arms of our Savior. In the Gospel of John, Jesus promises, "I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die". Donald believed in that promise. He lived a life rooted in faith, and now, we trust that he has entered into the fullness of eternal life, where there is no more pain, no more fear, only the peace of God’s presence.

As we say goodbye, let us hold fast to the hope of the resurrection. Let us pray for Donald, that he may rest in the light of Christ, welcomed by the Blessed Virgin Mary and all the saints. And let us pray for one another, that God’s grace may sustain us through this loss. May we find comfort in the words of the Psalmist: "The Lord is close to the brokenhearted and saves those who are crushed in spirit"

Donald, you were taken from us too soon, but you are not lost to us forever. Until we meet again in the glory of God’s kingdom, rest in peace. Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon him. May he rest in peace. Amen.

 

[Preacher ✝]

This dude who killed brotherchu might've been a nigger himself tbh

The only reason there's doubt is because its New Mexico so there's a cartel presence.

I hope she can get a party melt from this, at least.

Or a free churro.

 

[I Hate Sheeps]

Feel bad for Tophiachu she is already in a shitty situation.
(Yes, she brought herself into the homeless saga tho.)
I wonder how long she is going to use the death of her brother.
(And the injury of her mother if her mother even gets out alive from the hospital.)
To beg for more donations.

Death is never fun. Brotherchu himself was not a saint at all.
But getting killed is pretty hardcore.

By all this all i can hope for is that this situation opens Tophiachu her eyes.
And that this situation will not make her more delusional then she already is.
For the Tophiachu orbitters we're probably in for a wild ride.

Rest in peace Brotherchu
Rest in hospital Mamachu
Rest in jail Papachu
Goodluck with your life Tophiachu

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Did Tophia get a hysterectomy or something? If she's able to have kids, there will always be someone down-bad enough to fuck her.
I can honestly see her next arc being getting knocked up because she thinks it will get her an apartment faster if she's got a kid on the way.

Not that I’m aware of. I figured the only reason she didn’t have kids was living with her deranged family kept creeps at bay and being hideous and dense, but maybe she had standards. Small blessings that her penchant for fine featured, perfumed, musical, hairless Asian boys has her turning her nose up at horny, smelly middle aged felons in the ghetto.

I fear if the shooting results in Tophia getting her own apt and some money she will be knocked up by some rando within six months. Any woman with her own HUD apartment has her choice of sewer dwellers to call their man. But if Tophia gets $5-15k cash windfall in donos she’s going to have many new local suitors. I figure they will beat her, take her money and knock her up. One can only hope Papachu will get out of jail, move in and fend them off.

Honestly given Tophia’s age and demographics it’s shocking she doesn’t have four kids by now, two with her and two others permanently removed by CPS years ago.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Also Tophia is a Black woman and Black women are perverts. They have a higher pornography consumption rate then White men per capita.

WTF I love black women now.

Joking aside, source? I actually find this intriguing from a psycho-social perspective.

 

[k0ndumba2]

For all of you that are claiming this is the end of the chu line I wouldn't place your bets just yet. Tophia isn't menopausal as far as we are aware and, now that she is alone, her likelihood of being raped just increased by a lot.

Alone, homeless, with a terminal case of learned helplessness means that tophiachu may become mamachu 2.0.

 

[Droyd]

Imagine moralfagging for the sake of the Slydell's, you don't have to celebrate this or even like this development but the "he wuz a gud boi n sheeit" for brotherchu no less is baffling, he was a pedophilic neanderthal.

 

[cuttysnark]

There might be a chance of Tophia reproducing if we take this opportunity while she is alone to trap her and release her the woods of The Pacific Northwest to be a bride to a Bigfoot.

 

[bloodyexplosion]

She's unintentionally funny and she's buttfuck ugly, that's really the only reason she's a cow. The worst thing here is the shit she did to Hershey. I'm sympathetic towards her in this specific situation. She's so retarded and stuck up that she'll put herself in shitty situations like living in a car just so she can have some big macs. She obviously copes with her shit life by being delusional and I can't be shocked if she becomes schizo or something over this.
At this point she needs to just stay at a women's shelter, would she be able to do that with mamachu?

 

[PhoBingas]

Honestly given Tophia’s age and demographics it’s shocking she doesn’t have four kids by now, two with her and two others permanently removed by CPS years ago.

Honestly same. Maybe her being delusional saved her from turning her into another ghetto babymama.
I'm not sure if Papachu would do much fending off. If Tophia gets any windfall of cash from this, I'm sure if she doesn't piss it away, Papachu will if he's out of jail by then.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

She's unintentionally funny and she's buttfuck ugly, that's really the only reason she's a cow. The worst thing here is the shit she did to Hershey. I'm sympathetic towards her in this specific situation. She's so retarded and stuck up that she'll put herself in shitty situations like living in a car just so she can have some big macs. She obviously copes with her shit life by being delusional and I can't be shocked if she becomes schizo or something over this.
At this point she needs to just stay at a women's shelter, would she be able to do that with mamachu?

Women's shelters are for women who are victims of domestic violence and shit not victims of stupidity and laziness.

 

[DapperShark]

Cyraxx is probably already looking for her Discord. If his leaks prove anything, it's that the little guy is all into big girls and roleplay... They're made for each other!

That's the most cursed thing I've read in quite a while, just imagine their hybrid goblin/ogre tardbabies.

 

[Drive-by Farts]

This family is something out of H.P. Lovecraft’s fever dreams.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Honestly same. Maybe her being delusional saved her from turning her into another ghetto babymama.
I'm not sure if Papachu would do much fending off. If Tophia gets any windfall of cash from this, I'm sure if she doesn't piss it away, Papachu will if he's out of jail by then.

Her teething teething like a baby father would spend all her money, but might also keep suitors at bay. There’s a real fear of legit crazy schizo niggers in the hood, with good reason, and Papachu definitely qualifies.

But TBH her hacking cough dwarf mother being constantly by her side 24/7 was probably a more effective hobo cock block than anything. Hopefully Mamachu will survive and keep Tophia boyfriend free.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Did Tophia get a hysterectomy or something? If she's able to have kids, there will always be someone down-bad enough to fuck her.
I can honestly see her next arc being getting knocked up because she thinks it will get her an apartment faster if she's got a kid on the way.

She's either got a hormone imbalance, or a genetic problem causing her facial hair. Either one would pr vent her from having kids, because she's never looked into it. She's also just never finish expressed any kind of romantic interest, or sexual interest, outside of men like that Wesley Boba guy.

I've been saying this for so long they're a match made in heaven, but unfortunately Tophia is a big viral tiktok celebrity who shouldn't have to settle for anything less than a 10/10 Korean man so it can never be

Plz don't ruin my Cyraxx X NAL ship. They don't even have matching chins.