🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Just as an aside, has anyone cataloged Ralph's illustrious collection of ballcaps yet? They're becoming his equivalent of the Chris-chan shirt collection. I'd be happy to identify for those who aren't acclimated with Burger sports.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Don't think it will happen. Vickers is such a lowlife piece of shit that I think he will just eat the L and Ralph will walk away with a firm W in his column.

I was saying this was the L to the W related to Vickers

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Just as an aside, has anyone cataloged Ralph's illustrious collection of ballcaps yet?

There's no current catalogue but it must be said that Ralph wears hats because he has mange-like bald spots which are really embarrassing.

 

[An automatic clown]

Just as an aside, has anyone cataloged Ralph's illustrious collection of ballcaps yet? They're becoming his equivalent of the Chris-chan shirt collection. I'd be happy to identify for those who aren't acclimated with Burger sports.

I miss his yellow cap that made him look like a child playing t ball

 

[KebabShopSauce]

Twitter was down all morning, and Ralph was in a daze. No twitter? How is Ralph supposed to do a show on Rumble when Twitter is down? What's the point in doing anything when you can't upload pictures of yourself pointing at objects?
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It appears Ralph has fallen asleep, as it's been 4 hours with no follow-up

From the way he was typing to vickers hes clearly fucked up once again. Can't wait for sober arc #1502!

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

So is the poster who's probably fat.
Anyway, report unthumbed images. The RALPHAMALE demands all images to be THUMBED.

I guess Jersh and Ralphie have way more in common than we realized, both force people to thumbs up or they suffah.

 

[Oliver Onions]

the idea that this simple fuck has "bonded" with this child over the fact that they "both like balloons and rainbows" is too much.

I don't know which is funnier:

• Ralph thinks liking balloons and rainbows is such a unique character trait it signals a sacred bond between father and son
• Ralph is so developmentally challenged he still laughs and claps when he gets a balloon or sees a rainbow

 

[Drunkensailor]

I miss his yellow cap that made him look like a child playing t ball

I miss his yellow cap that made him look like a child playing t ball

The yellow hat is by far the most collectable.

 

[T00L Nigger]

The yellow hat is by far the most collectable.

He was peek Ralphie in his Retarded Duckling hat.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

The inevitable has happened to Ethan Ralph again: Get a W? A L will happen to him soon after

This is getting chalked up as a Ralph win, but is it?
If we take the tweets at face value, Vickers has been getting laid on the reg, free of charge.
Ralph hasn't had any no cash down sex since the horse returned to the stable.

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggertits joined Twitter in February 2010, he had 15 years to refine his posting skills, and it really shows, just look at this gem.

Unfortunately, being a world class poaster is all he has left after all his friends and baby mommas snaked on him. When X is down, he can only go to sleep.

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[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Piggertits joined Twitter in February 2010, he had 15 years to refine his posting skills, and it really shows, just look at this gem.
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Unfortunately, being a world class poaster is all he has left after all his friends and baby mommas snaked on him. When X is down, he can only go to sleep.
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Yeah guys, Ralph didn't relapse, he just was really tired from his jet lag! This is completely different from all the other times he acted just like this and said it was his jet lag and then later admitted he actually did relapse!

 

[BigPeanut]

Does he have to lie to have visitation rights? Why is he such a faggot about relapsing and getting drunk. It’s no way for a ralphamale to act, also has he ever seen rosie since the break up? He never ever talks about that one.

 

[Lazy guy]

I'm always so jet lagged when I travel between time zones that are an hour apart.

 

[Individualism Incarnate]

As a matter of FACT, I ONLY called 5 TIMES ’cause SHE REFUSED to answer the phone the first FOUR TIMES, BISH!

Game Guntdude arc when?

 

[Obscura539]

Just as an aside, has anyone cataloged Ralph's illustrious collection of ballcaps yet? They're becoming his equivalent of the Chris-chan shirt collection. I'd be happy to identify for those who aren't acclimated with Burger sports.

Oddly enough he just added to collection.


I like how this bag makes him look like a little gay baby.

 

[joebobmurphy]

Ralph is right. Nobody thinks he relapsed. They know it.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Relapse assumes he ever stopped his addictions, instead of just cutting back enough for people not to notice (again)

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

The yellow hat is by far the most collectable.

Wasn’t the little yellow hat sold by Harry?

 

[WingsOfLardation]

Thorps VS Ralph.
If you don't follow the Thorp Thread, this was also posted there.
Ralph and the Thorps had a short call today.

Ralph declares Victory on Twitter.

Call where Ralph 'Destroyed' The Thorps.
Ralph thought Thorps were live on Youtube, they weren't.
Embarrassing showing from Ralph.