🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[T00L Nigger]

In case you were curious what Elaine looks like:

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Dopey Die Woody lookin' ass bish.

I fully support Elaine Miller becoming Ralph's next baby mama

I think there was a 3rd demon baby thread that got aborted awhile back. My gut tells me that story would end in a double-murder and the only good of it would be for repurposing a shit thread.

 

[Blue Gunty]

Grace Thorp posting receipts of Piggertits being a horny stalker launched him into a multi day misogynistic tard rage. Now he's doing two miles spite walks across the Otay Simpson crossing.
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[Trigger Me Timbers]

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*wipes away a tear*

Like father like son!

 

[porkWellington]

I swear at one point Ralph said "the Ralph Retort" name was an inside joke about something sexual he does. And now he says he "Retorted" his son. Lmao.

 

[alan thicke]

Aaaaah, Ralph is so sentimental, wonder, if it really happened the way he describes: (x/a)
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This is both funny and sad.

1) Ralph has been in Mexico for years, and the only spanish he's learned is "jajaja"
2) the idea that this simple fuck has "bonded" with this child over the fact that they "both like balloons and rainbows" is too much.

"You wouldn't believe it, this small child and I both like the color red and hot dogs. Just like my momma."

I swear at one point Ralph said "the Ralph Retort" name was an inside joke about something sexual he does. And now he says he "Retorted" his son. Lmao.

When ralph started the ralph retort, the only "sex move" he'd done was get bummed by ronnie.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

The narration of these visits is beyond sad. The internet does not need to know about visits with lil Xannie.

Is this just little nuggets of revisionist history for him to find once you're dead? Sad.

 

[AnOminous]

When ralph started the ralph retort, the only "sex move" he'd done was get bummed by ronnie.

Ronnie also taught him to squeal like a pig. And he's done it ever since.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Ronnie also taught him to squeal like a pig. And he's done it ever since.

Imagine being attracted to a girl because you share willingly being fucked by your dad in common.
Then imagine she's still too good for you.

 

[The Tall Man]

Piggertits setting the record straight, he's very embarrassed.
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Another Ralphamale W

 

[Bill Evans 45]

It's insane how far he's fallen,

He took a running jump at Makers Mark, Xanax. and hookers. He only falls into piss bottles and the street after bring punched by Dan and being bounced out of strip clubs.

He would, but he can't afford the plane ticket all the way to England in order to thumb her anus.

I believe his criminal record precludes him from visiting the UK.

 

[Big Mommy]

As pointed out by @Haru Okumura in Gunt chat, Ralph is seething at a 14 19 follower account that he believes is Matthew Bruce Vickers.


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Probably more before/after this but I am getting bored and the post is already too long.

 

[Haru Okumura]

After literal years of denying it hundreds and hundreds of times, Ethan has finally angrily conceded that he is a convicted sex offender. The 'lame ass code' he's talking about here is the Code of Virginia, their entire collection of laws that lists his crime as a sex offense, as I outlined here in 2022.


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[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Grace Thorp posting receipts of Piggertits being a horny stalker launched him into a multi day misogynistic tard rage. Now he's doing two miles spite walks across the Otay Simpson crossing.
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Is this because he has that “special passport for special people”?

 

[Pentamidine]

As pointed out by @Haru Okumura in Gunt chat, Ralph is seething at a 14 19 follower account that he believes is Matthew Bruce Vickers.

Just now got deleted right as I was taking a look at it. I recognized a few of the followers as old obscure Vickers orbiters, I think it might have actually been him.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

After literal years of denying it hundreds and hundreds of times, Ethan has finally angrily conceded that he is a convicted sex offender. The 'lame ass code' he's talking about here is the Code of Virginia, their entire collection of laws that lists his crime as a sex offense, as I outlined here in 2022.

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Is this the Spectre?

 

[Big Mommy]

As pointed out by @Cringestorian X in Gunt chat, the account accused of being Matthew Vickers disappeared. I managed to grab one last exchange before this happened, although the archive was too late. Screenshots below have all the replies intact still though.





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Alas poor Viggers, you were so fat.



Wii Wick! on Twitter made a post, retweeted by Ralph, about who Mistress Vicious is:


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Links in Tweet:
Every reply/post in general: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/s6Gm6
Accounts the mistress followed: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/xkDFZ
Accounts that followed the mistress: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/tzhLW

Thanks to Wii Wick!, appreciate the archiving and hope you don't mind me sharing the info here.

 

[SargonF00t]

In case you were curious what Elaine, who calls every woman she doesn't like a tranny, looks like:

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Why didn't you post her most iconic photo?

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Why didn't you post her most iconic photo?

No one deserves to stare into those twin pits of hell.

 

[hawkisnight]

And so completely obsessed with Null.

Since Ralph is also obsessed with Null('s dick) that relationship might work.

 

[SargonF00t]

No one deserves to stare into those twin pits of hell.

All you cunts do.