Celebrity Meghan Markle / Rachel Meghan Markle / Meghan, Duchess of Sussex / Meghan Sussex / The Alliterate One - Markle Snarkle

[Imp]

the purse forum was where I started reading about them in 2020! I'll have to find a link; I haven't checked in there in ages. Lots of schadenfreude was had.

https://forum.purseblog.com/threads/prince-harry-and-meghan-markle-thread.679793/

over 11,848 pages of snark!

 

[Marche]

My first thought was what are those two trying to hide?

My nan said something about her being infertile or having surgery to prevent being pregnant.
but it just all seems so insanely pointless to keep up a farce like this to me.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

My nan said something about her being infertile or having surgery to prevent being pregnant.
but it just all seems so insanely pointless to keep up a farce like this to me.

It doesn't really matter, I suppose.
Her children will never get close to sitting on the throne.

 

[duckling]

It doesn't really matter, I suppose.
Her children will never get close to sitting on the throne.

there is a rumor that meghan crudely bragged about how she was one bad plane crash from the throne.

In 2021 William was summoned by the queen for a meeting to dissuade him from sharing helicopters with Catherine and the children. Oh my god, could you imagine if that plane acccident happened, and Harry aceeded to the throne? I earnestly believe that the monarchy would be dissolved at this point. https://www.norfolklive.co.uk/news/norfolk-news/queen-begs-william-no-helicopters-6373557

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

She is the third most attractive woman on Suits

I'll always remember her for her awkward and useless appearance in Fringe.

 

[duckling]

I searched the page for privacy or attention and the OP doesn't mention their world privacy/no-attention tour @duckling. It's kind of pivotal to the story because they said they wanted privacy and then signed up to make a bunch of podcasts and netflix shows.

I did some more digging on the privacy narrative and finally managed to find a clip of Meghan discussing privacy. I added an editorialized discussion on it in the OP and I would like it if you or somebody else would give the section Did Meghan and Harry ask for privacy? a quick read and then check it against the clip of the Oprah interview included in the source at the end.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

there is a rumor that meghan crudely bragged about how she was one bad plane crash from the throne.

Supposedly, that was at her baby shower.
One of the guests mentioned that Meghan and Harry were one plane crash from the throne, and Meghan replied "keep your fingers crossed."
I've heard it was Serena Williams who made the plane crash remark, but I'm not sure on it.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Has anyone mentioned the attempts to upstage any other royals via the media? They pulled that shit for ages.

 

[duckling]

Has anyone mentioned the attempts to upstage any other royals via the media? They pulled that shit for ages.

I would love to add that to the Misc happenings while in the BRF alongwith meghan clearing out an entire section of bleachers at wimbledon. can you remember any specific examples to help jog my memory?

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

I would love to add that to the Misc happenings while in the BRF alongwith meghan clearing out an entire section of bleachers at wimbledon. can you remember any specific examples to help jog my memory?

I’ll have a hunt around for you tomorrow

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

just some highlights since Meghan Markle & Harry always want to have attention on them despite claiming they dont.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

The British Royal Family: plagued by scandal and general dumbassery in the 90's-2010s

You're gonna need a bigger OP. A brief catch up on Prince Andrew and Lady Di (particularly that bit at the end) would be more than enough.

 

[duckling]

You're gonna need a bigger OP. A brief catch up on Prince Andrew and Lady Di (particularly that bit at the end) would be more than enough.

Ahh I was afraid of that. Can you give me a short list of topics that are mandatory for each in your opinion? My brain is pretty jammed with trying to put together the down slide of the Markle Arc.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Ahh I was afraid of that. Can you give me a short list of topics that are mandatory for each in your opinion? My brain is pretty jammed with trying to put together the down slide of the Markle Arc.

Not the biggest expert on the British royals, but something along the lines of:

-Lady Di, her charitable work, divorce and death to highlight how the Firm has dealt with people breaking ranks before.

-Prince Andrew, and his assorted crimes and punishments to highlight that/how the Firm usually handles matters in-house

-Princess Kate and/or Anne, to demonstrate how a member of the Firm is supposed to conduct themselves.

That's how I'd play it anyway, assuming this is supposed to be normie-accessible.

 

[duckling]

Not the biggest expert on the British royals, but something along the lines of:

-Lady Di, her charitable work, divorce and death to highlight how the Firm has dealt with people breaking ranks before.

-Prince Andrew, and his assorted crimes and punishments to highlight that/how the Firm usually handles matters in-house

-Princess Kate and/or Anne, to demonstrate how a member of the Firm is supposed to conduct themselves.

That's how I'd play it anyway, assuming this is supposed to be normie-accessible.

I definitely agree with these points and their relevance. Ok, I’ll try to work them in probably tomorrow. Thank you for the suggestion.

 

[obsdj]

I definitely agree with these points and their relevance. Ok, I’ll try to work them in probably tomorrow. Thank you for the suggestion.

Keep this section brief would be my suggestion. It’s not a BRF thread, it’s a Meghan thread. The bare bones of the major BRF players of the past century (going back to Wallis) should be enough to provide context/contrast.

 

[duckling]

Keep this section brief would be my suggestion. It’s not a BRF thread, it’s a Meghan thread. The bare bones of the major BRF players of the past century (going back to Wallis) should be enough to provide context/contrast.

Yeah, I want to keep it shorter overall, but I do think just 1-2 lines on what is actually expected of royal folks in the context of who came out of the 00’s unscathed (Anne and Catherine) would be a succinct backdrop to showcase how inappropriate Meghan was acting.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

The (Royal) Household gave her some rope and allowed them to visit Africa. It went down hill from there.

Her thanking that reporter for asking how she was doing, while on a tour of Africa.
In the midst of women and children who are barely surviving, she's whining about how hard she has it. Give me a fucking break.

 

[David Floyd George]

Yeah, I want to keep it shorter overall, but I do think just 1-2 lines on what is actually expected of royal folks in the context of who came out of the 00’s unscathed (Anne and Catherine) would be a succinct backdrop to showcase how inappropriate Meghan was acting.

Two points that - at least for me - would be quite interesting to add. First, the yacht whore rumors - any truth to these? Second, where is the money coming from to finance the lifestyle? I know you touched on the $$$$ briefly but I'd like to see more. I've disliked her ever since watching the wedding; I expected pomp and circumstance but got a very black ceremony, which I thought given the circumstances was quite inappropriate. The AWFLs I was with however ate it up, with copious tears, etc.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

I now understand why Britain is currently a target of mockery.