DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[San Dimas High School]

The last time DSP stopped begging it was because Sir Moist made fun of his begging. He's very malleable. He sits around all day waiting for people to tell him what to do.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The only thing I can think of is that he’s getting on the front page of Kick pretty regularly. Evil Eddie is trying to give him a partnership and maybe he is trying to get some people to stick on the stream.

Or maybe a magic combination of $1200 from the dents, a marathon of FNAF, and booze is enough to put his e-begging dark passenger to sleep.

He won’t get the partnership since you can’t stream on other sites. He won’t give I YouTuber for 15 bucks and hour.

 

[UncleTusky]

That’d be the kind of event he’d use to paint himself as a victim and beg.

As funny as it is to speculate, I’m just going to assume that it’s a nothing burger, even if he appears to be visibly shook.

Phil also has no idea of what is/is not a real problem - this is a man who tried reporting Internet trolls to the police, but had no compunction against admitting to bankruptcy fraud on a podcast. His mind is a rat maze.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

-Indie stream
-Playing Black Ops
Real interesting definition of indie. Also, and this is something I've been wondering since the stupid Pizza party thing, what the fuck is this Ninja Turtle shit going on in a Call of Duty game? Is this just different flavored Fortnite now?

 

[Pickle Man]

-Indie stream
-Playing Black Ops
Real interesting definition of indie. Also, and this is something I've been wondering since the stupid Pizza party thing, what the fuck is this Ninja Turtle shit going on in a Call of Duty game? Is this just different flavored Fortnite now?

Pretty much. Call Of Duty been doing crossover for a while now mostly to get whales to spend more money on the game.

 

[dent_whisperer]

-Indie stream
-Playing Black Ops
Real interesting definition of indie. Also, and this is something I've been wondering since the stupid Pizza party thing, what the fuck is this Ninja Turtle shit going on in a Call of Duty game? Is this just different flavored Fortnite now?

If I had to guess just some gay ass sponsorship that most online games do to get retards like Phil to spend more money on reskins of the same equipment.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

I didn't know I was watching a Hasan stream.

Edit: How did this faggot not decide before the stream what fucking games to play.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

The last time DSP stopped begging it was because Sir Moist made fun of his begging. He's very malleable. He sits around all day waiting for people to tell him what to do.

Seems like he's been pushed on how much of a fuckin begger he is.

The August the Duck video. Lex making fun of him. Everyone seeing how much begging he's doing after Steve tried to push him about it and he got visibly uncomfortable.
Tevin counted over 100+ begs for that FNAF marathon. That's actually insane.

Someone close has told him to slow it down or if not cut it off all together.
Except now the problem is this is highlighting how much of a boring twat he is without the begging.

Monkey paw situation going here where he's focusing on the games now but this is too much of a 180 to ignore.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

I know that a good part of it is because Dave has negative charisma, but holy shit this game looks unbelievably boring, most of the other wishlist games he had didn't look much better either. How the fuck did he find some of that shit?

Also, lmao at calling prep work cheating.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

-Indie stream
-Playing Black Ops
Real interesting definition of indie. Also, and this is something I've been wondering since the stupid Pizza party thing, what the fuck is this Ninja Turtle shit going on in a Call of Duty game? Is this just different flavored Fortnite now?

He said he wanted to get splinter since he said “the even will end” tomorrow. It’s not. It ends on the 20th. I think he tried to use it to get more money since, I’m sure, the indie night won’t get the dent to donate. Also, unlike fortnite, you can get free rewards. I just find it funny since he bitch about micro transactions while buying WWEC shit.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Phil currently getting on job training for his future minimum wage jamb

Making a coffee and hotdogs for a clown in job
Simulator

Not begging nearly as much despite at $35

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Phil currently getting on job training for his future minimum wage jamb

Making a coffee and hotdogs for a clown in job
Simulator

Not begging nearly as much despite at $35

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“Anything out of its natural environment, he to return to it environment”. He will beg and he will beg hard. I swear a few streams of this, he’s going the break and beg like a mother fucker.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Something's going on cause he just said "Reminder guys: We're at 62/150" and that's it, no superchats, tips, etc. If I had to theorize, I bet PPP told him to stop fucking begging for a week or something.

 

[Jobama]

 

[N0thingICanDo]

No begging made it too Chill for DSP himself to even get bored to sleep on his own stream

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

That's a crossover that's barely expected. Big ups to @SeizureRobot5000 for another good'un.

 

[strandedcastaway]

No, not necessarily. It could just be he realized he needs a fuck ton of money for his taxes or something like that so hasn't thought about how to plan out an emergency stream just yet but knows the optics of asking for the kings tax and shit a few days prior will be terrible.

I'm going to keep arguing against this until he says it's the taxes. He hasn't begged specifically for tax money in years and he has a payment plan with the IRS. Even if you want to argue that he blew all the KC income from the past seven months, why would he describe taxes as "something bad that happens to most people"?

Okay, maybe that is a way to describe them.

My guess, if I thought he cared about any of these people, would be his parents or wife legit being sick this time. But with Phil who knows? He claimed to be depressed and begged for shots on Monday, and also streamed for a million hours. Don't think most humans could do that if they were waiting to hear if their parents were okay.

 

[Telemeter]

I'm going to keep arguing against this until he says it's the taxes. He hasn't begged specifically for tax money in years and he has a payment plan with the IRS. Even if you want to argue that he blew all the KC income from the past seven months, why would he describe taxes as "something bad that happens to most people"?

Okay, maybe that is a way to describe them.

My guess, if I thought he cared about any of these people, would be his parents or wife legit being sick this time. But with Phil who knows? He claimed to be depressed and begged for shots on Monday, and also streamed for a million hours. Don't think most humans could do that if they were waiting to hear if their parents were okay.

Only some kind of direct external pressure would make him not beg.

My crazy theory:

Mom or dad are actually dying, they told him their will states he doesn't get a cent until he has a biological child and only if he doesn't beg until that happens.

The reasoning for my theory is cause it would be so funny.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Only some kind of direct external pressure would make him not beg.

My crazy theory:

Mom or dad are actually dying, they told him their will states he doesn't get a cent until he has a biological child and only if he doesn't beg until that happens.

The reasoning for my theory is cause it would be so funny.

I could believe it. Phil having to fuck Kat for money would be hilarious. Plus, he'd have to work.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Only some kind of direct external pressure would make him not beg.

My crazy theory:

Mom or dad are actually dying, they told him their will states he doesn't get a cent until he has a biological child and only if he doesn't beg until that happens.

The reasoning for my theory is cause it would be so funny.

Implying his parents watch his streams to make sure he doesn't beg? Not a chance.