DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Does anyone remember a few years ago when Phil spilled water or seltzer on his pants and he thought it was the funniest thing, he went to go show it to Kat but he left the microphone on. "Look at this Kat look at this!" Phil could barely contain himself. Kat replied with a very flat "I dont care". She sounded so done.
It was even better it was "I don't care (did you) finish your fuckin' stream" courtesy of some savvy audio enhancements and I bet that's how it goes every day she's a seething bitch always looking to passively aggressively blow her top and for good reason.
 
IDK the fact he didn't beg, didn't have a 1h+ prestream and didn't mention anything outside his gameplay feels like a setup.

I'm betting next podcast we will have a segment about how him not doing theses things doesn't give him money and how it's important he begs, have a 1h+ prestream and mention problems otherwise he won't get money.

I'd love to be proven wrong though, and it starts a trend of him becoming a normal streamer.
what am I saying ? it's Phil.. Phil never changes.
Ya something like that could easily happen. I will say I've watched DSP longer then most and this was his weirdest stream since those twitch ones where he did that Elo Hell sponsored stream just a total 180 of what we typically get so something is up for sure.

Whatever cope and seethe is ahead of us in the coming days/weeks is gonna be fun lol.
 
I think we could all agree that some entity has to be all of a sudden watching his streams that has him spooked.

For sake of argument, do you think there's ever been a case of police or IRS or CIA FBI who the hell knows, have been tasked with having to watch a live streamer or archives of footage to catch the individual for evidence purposes?
 
kinda had the same energy today as that one random night stream he did a while back on his sacred day awf. people were speculating about divorce back then too iirc. thing with phil is he's so consistent with everything so when something deviates even slightly from the norm it's a big deal
Ya this is a guy who writes down all of his meals on a calendar and what games he is going to play while also posting a schedule every day and going over said schedule at least once a day on stream and sperging out anytime any deviation happens to that schedule.

Whatever happened between 11PM and 2AM his time for him to change his schedule and do a totally beg free stream must have been something. We know he was in Warski's chat after midnight but that's about it.
 
The only thing I can think of is that he’s getting on the front page of Kick pretty regularly. Evil Eddie is trying to give him a partnership and maybe he is trying to get some people to stick on the stream.

Or maybe a magic combination of $1200 from the dents, a marathon of FNAF, and booze is enough to put his e-begging dark passenger to sleep.
 
The only thing I can think of is that he’s getting on the front page of Kick pretty regularly. Evil Eddie is trying to give him a partnership and maybe he is trying to get some people to stick on the stream.

Now that I think about it, not only did he not beg or do any sus behaviour, he hardly reacted when people were stream snipping him (shooting, pinging and going in front of his scope while he sniped). I wonder if people would even stick around watching a 42y play COD with very little commentary (now that he won't beg, won't go over the top cursing at trolls or try to drum up drama).
 
Anyone saying the IRS or some three letter agency is watching and he knows is fucking stupid. Unless Phil is related to the Clinton's or is a major Democrat donor they don't call you up beforehand and tell you they are going to be watching so you better be on your best behavior.

Kat most likely got curious about Smark Guys and lost her shit over Jabba the Hutt dumping on her while Phil refused to stand up for her, or one of his neighbors knocked on his door and told him to shut the fuck up with the dropped inputs baby rage because they are tired of hearing him through the walls while trying to sleep.
 
I think we could all agree that some entity has to be all of a sudden watching his streams that has him spooked
No, not necessarily. It could just be he realized he needs a fuck ton of money for his taxes or something like that so hasn't thought about how to plan out an emergency stream just yet but knows the optics of asking for the kings tax and shit a few days prior will be terrible.
 
Divorce or Kat leaving ain't happening unless that fat bitch has somewhere else to sleep and eat. AFAWK, she has no socials or dating profiles, no family, and probably no friends. Unless she's close to one of her co-workers (unlikely), she's trapped in Burnell hell.
The one time Phil learned something in one sitting and it stuck was that letting your gf/wife have friends and a life outside of the house is bad and must be avoided at all costs. Women in Muslim theocracies have less restrictions on them then Mrs. Piggy has on her.
 
I think his affirm payments, WWEC and taxes caught up to him and has scared the absolute fuck out of PigNigga. Either that or something actually bad has happened to him and he’s being a scared little bitch.

Bonus theory: Kat tried to hug him and lost his phone in her folds so he’s really sad.
 
he literally just took like 4 breaks in rapid succession
You seem to forget his 'marathons' are a marathon of breaks.
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Where does Piggy fall on this chart? Also there should be one more space on the right past severe called "any cuck faggot that willingly gives Phil money"
Nowhere. They all have chins.
I don't see what the "victory" is supposed to be when it's all over.
that your money is still in your wallet.
Does anyone here follow Stuttering John Melendez? He is an older, drunker version of Phil, only he was way more successful than Phil ever was at his height.
He's a bigger lucky asshole than Phail.
Would Smark Guys still be on the schedule then?
It would just be a typo dood.
My theory is it's one of the following:

1. He and Kat had a massive argument.
2. Kat is divorcing him.
3. Kat has cancer.
Always an option: 4. Khet is cancer
RAW GAMEPLAY, NO BULLSHIT
Finally? After 16 years of promising it?
The question still remains though, is what's going on behind the scenes, Phil's fault?
Of course it is.
not that she actually said DSP was a 220.
Could swear she said "He's what we call a 220..........."
 
I think we could all agree that some entity has to be all of a sudden watching his streams that has him spooked.
No, we couldn't. The government does not tell you they are watching and by the time they make their interest in you known they've have been watching you for weeks if not months or years.

Absolute worst case scenario Lex actually filed a complaint with the police about that creeper that sent her death threats last week and Phil got a visit from the Renton PD asking questions he couldn't bullshit his way out of and it has him shook.
 
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Absolute worst case scenario Lex actually filed a complaint with the police about that creeper that sent her death threats last week and Phil got a visit from the Renton PD asking questions he couldn't bullshit his way out of and it has him shook.
That’d be the kind of event he’d use to paint himself as a victim and beg.

As funny as it is to speculate, I’m just going to assume that it’s a nothing burger, even if he appears to be visibly shook.
 
That’d be the kind of event he’d use to paint himself as a victim and beg.
True, but at the same time its been highlighted on the Dent Sea Scrolls how he's weirdly strict about following rules to the letter when it comes to certain things. If Phil got a five minute visit from the police and they told him to just not say anything until he hears from them saying everything is wrapped up he'd listen.
 
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