🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 49 45.4%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 11.1%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 47 43.5%

  • Total voters
    108
Ralph really loves being a Null reply guy huh. Getting no bussy
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Thorps VS Ralph.
If you don't follow the Thorp Thread, this was also posted there.
Ralph and the Thorps had a short call today.

Ralph declares Victory on Twitter.
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Call where Ralph 'Destroyed' The Thorps.
Ralph thought Thorps were live on Youtube, they weren't.
Embarrassing showing from Ralph.
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Piggertits delusional as always. Shouting gamer words in a failed attempt to take their channel down. He really managed to make these incestuous degenerates look more sane and mature than him. The icing on the cake is him playing the applause from his soundboard and acting as if it were real. What a fucking loser.
 
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what is he even begging me to talk about? the fucking baby mama drama?
Ralph was drunk on stream last night, played and sang California Gurls and a Taylor Swift song in their entirety while promising he will be serving the Sektur a years worth of content shortly. He kept playing around with what it was, stating he's had this act of revenge entirely planned out, and kept making references to firearms, even going as far as to mimic a pistol with his enflamed hands and unloading it on several imaginary targets. Basically, familicide bros stay winning!
I'm currently working on clipping the show, patience is a Ralphavirtue.
 
what is he even begging me to talk about? the fucking baby mama drama?
According to the latest released legal filing (DVRO Ethan Vickers filed against his mom) Vickers is a cuck and has AIDS. Cog calls it poor script writing, but Vickers is the one writing the script via lolsuits and other legal filings.
 
Ralph was drunk on stream last night
I cannot allow his good name and impeccable reputation to be dragged through the mud here. His five lawyers, who have already sued RationalWiki into bankruptcy, will sue you for defamation if you don't cease and desist immediately. Here's the irrefutable proof that Piggertits is sober as a judge:
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Wasn’t the little yellow hat sold by Harry?
There were 6-10 hats laid out to be sold. Pretty sure the yellow one was not among them. The cowboy hat sold individually but the others sold together. Not really sure, I would have to back and look. If I had to guess, he pitched it because everyone made fun of him wearing it. IIRC he went so far as to publicly defend it as some kind of zoomer fashion because Nick had a small hat as well.
 
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