Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

maybe her son gave her a talking to

"i dont care how fat his bitchtits are, mom. youve had enough internet for today"

He'd have to prove she had some reason to doubt it was true. She didn't. It looked like he probably had done it. I'm still not entirely convinced he didn't, but that's seeming more likely now because something would have happened about it by now, I'd think.

I am guessing it’s a combination of both of these.

While Fatrick would have an uphill struggle to actually win it, he is unhinged and fat enough to file a lawsuit on Leslie.

Her son, who is probably aware somewhat by now of Patrick and I would have thought son would have at least watched a YouTube history on Patrick would think of the simplest way for Leslie to safeguard herself so that even if Patrick files a suit, it would be thrown out rapidly.

A public and independently dated statement of rescinding any allegations or suspicions would be enough for that surely?

 

[Bill Evans 45]

For anyone new to this thread: search for "toilet", "pretend" and prepare to lose your shit. The only man...pig to ever argue with his toilet on twitter, I believe.

When you get to his attempts to sue Josh and Quasi, I recommend you cup your chin in your hand. This will guard the muscles around your mandible from repetitive strain injury caused by your jaw frequently dropping at the utter retardation of the entire affair.

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

When you get to his attempts to sue Josh and Quasi, I recommend you cup your chin in your hand. This will guard the muscles around your mandible from repetitive strain injury caused by your jaw frequently dropping at the utter retardation of the entire affair.

As well as this, when 'Chewbacca' starts making an appearance in text messages, maybe block out some time on your calendar - you may be cry-laughing when you randomly remember it over the next few days afterwards

 

[FinnSven]

I don’t think it’s that.

Not American so tell me how far fetched this could be;

Maybe he has leverage somewhere with some one who can make charges relating to the self swats go away, who also has enough weight and promised further support for Patrick suing the police?

I know he couldn’t get the Quasi stuff to vanish, but my ill informed guess is that whoever is in his corner now couldn’t do anything about that because of the involvement of an out of state court.

California if I recall correctly?

Because they followed the process to have the debt domesticated, maybe this theoretical power holder couldn’t crush that without California asking problematic questions?

As I say, probably far fetched and I don’t know how all this really works, but crazier shit has happened.

Just to add with the Leslie saga, what she is saying is that new documents show that NOBODY paid Torswats. I didn’t read the docs, of course, because I’m not a boring lawfag, but her point is that Tomlinson’s crusade and accusations appear to all be bullshit. I don’t think that was a sincere apology. Just some passive aggressive pig-poking.

She posted a link in her tweet If anyone is so inclined…..

The above from @Bias Judge, solves this semi mystery.

Presumably someone let Fatrick know that there was no evidence he or anyone else paid Torswats.

So this has Pat in the clear for arranging swats for hire, even though he could have still Swatted himself with a burner phone.

It also explains why he grew in confidence over his lolsuit, as he now probably thinks that the FBI or whoever will back him up against the MPD.

 

[Piggle Rick]

For some strange reason this made me think of him as the main character from the slightly infamous bad movie Geteven aka Road to Revenge

Somewhere in the fatrick multiverse exists a variant which decided to purchase a black tank top and subsequently write/produce/direct/star in his own line of hilariously bad action movies instead of writing shitty novels
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EDIT: oh good god I just remembered that a plot point in this movie is that the villain randomly becomes a judge and literally leads a cult which near perfectly matches Pig Lore, due both to the whole Josh Gibney and his Federal Judge father conspiracy by pig man and snackie and ofcourse his obsession with calling the stalkerchilds a "cult"

Who is the fat queer on the right in this clip? He is almost as retarded as our prize pig. Do you want to fuck him also?
He thinks “nomad” is a just game character and not a word.
I can’t quite believe anyone would want to watch four autists saying stupid things about old movies but I guess it’s a big country. God help us.

 

[A.P. Hill]

As a thought exercise, what wonder if Rick is giving a kernel of truth with the social engineering claim? What if he did create that crypto account and someone targeting him tricked him into giving up the information. Despite having a convincing excuse he would be incredibly embarrassed to admit it publicly, but it's something I could see him easily falling for after setting up an account for some bitcoin because it's been all in the news.

It is within character for Patrick to do something like that, because he is a fat retard. But he's also too arrogant to admit he's a fat retard. If he's apropos of nothing claiming he got tricked into giving up sensitive information to a scammer (something that not even your grandmother would fall for), he's definitely trying to CYA. If a pest actually tricked him into giving them the keys to his crypto wallet, he would incessantly post "You did not gain access to my wallet and spend my crypto, stalker. Enjoy prison." That's why I'm leaning toward this being fake and gay.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Don't forget the motorcycle. He's just like Lorenzo Lamas on Renegade when he's riding that thing. He should just cruise from town to town righting wrongs and fighting for justice. Jackie Singh can be his Bobby Six-killer Injun sidekick. Disney+, call me.

Hey don’t you be doing Lorenzo dirty like that. Women actually were into him. He wasn’t fat and openly “into things”. His movies were damn funny.

 

[break these cuffs]

The above from @Bias Judge, solves this semi mystery.

Presumably someone let Fatrick know that there was no evidence he or anyone else paid Torswats.

So this has Pat in the clear for arranging swats for hire, even though he could have still Swatted himself with a burner phone.

It also explains why he grew in confidence over his lolsuit, as he now probably thinks that the FBI or whoever will back him up against the MPD.

The post Leslie linked was a press release from last year. It mentioned nothing about clients. Leslie simps are just grasping at straws because their queen abandoned them and now their cope is gaining legs all their own. Read the press release for yourself:

https://www.justice.gov/archives/op...-making-hundreds-swatting-calls-across-united

 

[Piggle Rick]

The post Leslie linked was a press release from last year. It mentioned nothing about clients. Leslie simps are just grasping at straws because their queen abandoned them and now their cope is gaining legs all their own. Read the press release for yourself:

https://www.justice.gov/archives/op...-making-hundreds-swatting-calls-across-united

Your link leads to a story from 2024 that has an update in Feb 2025. Leslie doesn’t seem to have abandoned anything other than her suggestions that Fatrick swatttted himself, which is perhaps a good legal call. He now has no defamation case against her. So what’s your point nigga?

 

[break these cuffs]

Your link leads to a story from 2024 that has an update in Feb 2025. Leslie doesn’t seem to have abandoned anything other than her suggestions that Fatrick swatttted himself, which is perhaps a good legal call. He now has no defamation case against her. So what’s your point nigga?

First, Pat likely never had a case because he's a fat loser and I doubt he can prove damages. Nobody liked him before Leslie started posting about him. A lawfag would have to say whether the swating accusation could be defamation per se. Second, you can expect to lose a defamation case if your defense is "I no longer mean the defamatory statements I made." Third, people are making shit up about why Leslie did what she did and it's being taken as fact. That's how dumb thread rumors that last years get started.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Recent tirade from Patrick "14 words" Tomlinson in regards to Asians and the race traitors who marry them.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Some haggard old crow coming at Leslie:

Saying the word "FUCKING fuCk FUCK" four times in a single post really emphasizes the part where the hag says "Never mind, don't care". It's almost like she cares too much, but no, that's not possible!

 

[Judge Holden]

Robert had a Xitter presence (currently he's on Bluesky). The thing about Bob is he has some modicum of self-control. He knows better than to give the trolls what they want, which is why he rarely takes an L (unlike Patrick, who blames the trolls whenever he shoots himself in the foot.)

His arrogance actually works in his favour in this regard, as he does not get bogged down in trying to deflect or counter insults and criticism from those he deems beneath him.

Recent tirade from Patrick "14 words" Tomlinson in regards to Asians and the race traitors who marry them.
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Oh good lord we now have to add BernardPosting to the pigcyclopedia

 

[Farmer9876]

Who is the fat queer on the right in this clip? He is almost as retarded as our prize pig. Do you want to fuck him also?
He thinks “nomad” is a just game character and not a word.
I can’t quite believe anyone would want to watch four autists saying stupid things about old movies but I guess it’s a big country. God help us.

I don't know, but on the left is officer Evans, who arrested Pat.

 

[Post Reply]

Everyone, say hi to Ben Anderson who is no doubt reading through the thread right now. Ben, after you skim through Pat's thread, make sure you check out Wacky Jackie Singh's thread, she is Patrick's Intel source and wildly unreliable.


Patrick seems stressed about Tesla's stock rebounding. Those puts that he totally really took out must be coming due.

 

[Judge Holden]

Everyone, say hi to Ben Anderson who is no doubt reading through the thread right now. Ben, after you skim through Pat's thread, make sure you check out Wacky Jackie Singh's thread, she is Patrick's Intel source and wildly unreliable.

Hello Mister Anderson. Firstly I would like to politely remind you there is an orderly line for those wanting to fuck fatrick's sandbag ass. Secondly I would like to recommend that when you get your turn you have him do the Egg Trick where he inserts a bunch of peeled soft boiled eggs inside his rectum (he can fit up to 14 after his training with the bull) before you rawdog him. After you have fucked his ass and ejaculamated up inside he will then proceed to shit out a plate of perfectly scrambled butt eggs and eat it seductively in front of you.

Speaking of unfortunate discharges, fatrick is still tormenting the poor normie he was haranguing a couple days back

 

[FinnSven]

After you have fucked his ass and ejaculamated up inside he will then proceed to shit out a plate of perfectly scrambled butt eggs and eat it seductively in front of you.

Who first corrupted you?

Was it a crazed dairy farmer?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

PATRICK'S NEW BOOK TITLE JUST LEAKED!!!!!!!!!!

In His Crack: My Wife's Interracial Fart Cuck Story by Patrick S. Tomlinson

 

[Dean Pentel]

Firefly was a terrible show too.

No, child. It was not. The Big Bang Theory, your favorite show, is. The police know it is. Hell, everyone knows it's hot garbage.

Fuck that show.

Stephen King redeeming himself for ten years of drumpfposting by becoming a Patposter would be straight up Darth Vader redemption shit...

.....oh fuck now that I think about it, this could legit be a weakspot for me giving extremely undeserved clemency to various heathens should they get into a slapfight with Man of Pig. I just ran a hypothetical in my mind for how I would feel if Wil Wheaton started posting shit about how fat pigman's tits are and how he heard Nikkki paid Michael Dorn to fart in her vagina in full Worf costume, I instantly knew I would forgive a near half fucking century of unchecked faggotry from that cringing little manlet without hesitation.

Patrick is such a fucking noxious faggot to everyone he interacts with I wouldn't be surprised if Wheaton, a model specimen of "weak beta cuck," legitimately wanted to fist fight Patrick inside of 15 minutes.

even if said narcotic spark resulted in uh....a certain incident in the sewers

I bet it would go more like a certain incident from "The Library Policeman."

I dunno....I just feel that I would unironically prefer to hang out with someone like Fatrick than someone like Hassan Piker even when I discount my elaborate fantasies about anally raping fatrick from the equation.

(Fuck, I'm quoting you a lot) Whichever one you spent time with, I feel certain it would end in violence. I'm hopeful it would, anyway.

Don't forget the motorcycle. He's just like Lorenzo Lamas on Renegade

My old ass fondly remembers that show too

Everyone, say hi to Ben Anderson

Hi Ben. Patrick is without question King FFWBT but you sound like a close second.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Everyone, say hi to Ben Anderson who is no doubt reading through the thread right now. Ben, after you skim through Pat's thread, make sure you check out Wacky Jackie Singh's thread, she is Patrick's Intel source and wildly unreliable.
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Patrick seems stressed about Tesla's stock rebounding. Those puts that he totally really took out must be coming due.
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Hi Ben! I can't wait to watch through your inevitable Cryptic Web Chronicles playlist!