DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Free Jasper]

He is saying its ok to beg as long as he doesn't go back to the old days of begging...what? he has begged worse in the KC arc then he ever did before by a lot.

He is nonsensical at this point no point he is making makes any sense.

He thinks he’s learned from KC that if you demand money ‘sarcastically’ then it doesn’t count.

Phillip has checked out mentally.

This whole meltdown feels very similar to when Sir Moist called him out.

 

[Comma]

I'm starting to think DSP is mentally ill.

 

[Squatty Potty]

Path 4: Get a job, Phil.

 

[neger psykolog]

The chat is great:




Has he totally given up on modding the chat?

He's trying to deflect away from the fact about all the stuff he has lied to by saying he didn't do crypto scams or sell kids food with mold on it or fake cancer - he just faked financial distress for the past 10 years, nothing wrong with that at all.

hahaha he is so mad about the duck video, he is fucking furious and super defensive about it

edit: he is saying the duck faggot "has no idea how to make a documentary". It wasn't a documentary you retard DSP, it was like a 10 minute long video that someone here already said the guy barely fucking edited.

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

Dude is completely gone. The scummiest, most disingenuous e-beggar in existence is invoking 'morals' and 'honesty' and how he may have to forfeit those in order to provide for his family. He is absolutely insane.

 

[Comma]

Lmaoooo

Extremely toxic rant and attack aimed at AugustTheDuck. His video hit him hard. Absolutely decimated him.

Clip:

EDIT: calls him "JulyTheCuck" now.

 

[Kagome Higurashi]

I know when I'm making a important decision to my entire business, I only run a single 8 hour test and come to a final conclusion after a single day.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Yesterdays usual 250 viewers is ‘hard proof’ and ‘data’ that the internet loves him as a podcaster.

I wish he'd just listen to a single podcast or two so he could realize that whatever the fuck his prestream is, it isn't anything close to a podcast. Maybe PPP can explain it to him.

Also these streams are the worst, where he is pretending he's arguing with someone. No one's there to argue with so he thinks he wins every argument, and makes a dramatic smug :-[ face at the webcam every 5 seconds.

 

[MAWBD2]

This meltdown is fucking awesome. He just said we'll have to deal with him begging and "We'll like it". Weapon's grade mental illness on display.

Also ...

 

[neger psykolog]

Also these streams are the worst, where he is pretending he's arguing with someone. No one's there to argue with so he thinks he wins every argument, and makes a dramatic smug :-[ face at the webcam every 5 seconds.

nigga this is basically just your friend at high school telling your friends "yeah I totally beat the shit out of him" or "yeah she totally sucked my dick dude!" and everyone knows he is full of shit and he got his ass beaten

This is 100% what he is doing. He isn't replying to augusttheduck. He is convincing his dents that he won the fight.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

YOU'VE HEARD OF THE THREE. PRONGED. PLAN.
NOW I PRESENT... THE THREE PATHS TO SUCCESS by Phillip Burnell

1. SHILL
2. DRAMA
3. BEGGING

INSTEAD OF DOING A BIT OF THE THREE, HE WILL ATTEMPT TO NORMALIZE BEGGING WHILE STILL DOING A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING. INCREDIBLE.

Lmaoooo

Extremely toxic rant and attack aimed at AugustTheDuck. His video hit him hard.

Clip:
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EDIT: calls him "JulyTheCuck" now.

"Have you ever watched anyone else you pathetic fucking slub? [...] and just ignores the fact that there are people 47x worse than me, who actively hurt people on a fucking daily basis."

Listen, I dont know the cunt but if you look at his content:

The guy pretty much bite on drama and make a video about it, and yes, including against people doing WoRSE ThInGs than DSP. Stay mad, Phil

 

[shekelshoah666]

I wish he would do some fucking sponsored content and not beg 100 times a stream but what can you do.

He is so stupid lol no one cares about people doing a sponsored segment here or there.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

But… I thought the internet loved him now?! What happened to that cope, Phil?

He’s completely lost his marbles, what a miserable existence.

 

[FormerPro]

After a thorough and extensive analysis of his options moving forward, Philip P Burnell has decided the best course of action is to carry on exactly how he always has.

He did nothing wrong. He did everything correct.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Holy shit this is one of the best prestreams we've had in a while, lmfao.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

After a thorough and extensive analysis of his options moving forward, Philip P Burnell has decided the best course of action is to carry on exactly how he always has.

He did nothing wrong. He did everything correct.

the stock market does not react because this new old strategy of begging from federal banker Phil was already expected by absolutely everybody

 

[neger psykolog]

After a thorough and extensive analysis of his options moving forward, Philip P Burnell has decided the best course of action is to carry on exactly how he always has.

He did nothing wrong. He did everything correct.

"8 years ago"

A timeless classic:

 

[Kane lives in death]

Hes trying to make this speech sound as grandiose as posible, like its hes trying to imitate the climax of a hollywood movie were the good guy is about to come out victorious, its fucking amazing.

This is the dent version of "we shall fight in the beaches". probably trying to go viral by sounding epic and shit.

"EVERYONE FOLLOWS THE SAME TWO PATHS, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE THIRD PATH? MY PATH!" - DSP, on his goutest hour

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

EDIT: ban incoming:

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I love how every time these failed streamers/crypto faggots appear and start whaling they all start supporting Phil and legit think he's just "le angry bad gamer dude" but instantly realize that, if anything, that's the best thing you could say about him.

Now he realizes the 1k wasn't anywhere near enough F-F-F-F-F-F-FEL to the TED, BITCH.

 

[Comma]

I'm really loving the CHILL pahdcahst.