🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Sam Losco's Wife]

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Take your shirt off and relax Ralph. Imagine being in paradise and not getting a tan.

 

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Lol the temperature in Ralph’s ‘paradise’ is in the 90s with 70% humidity and the piggy is hanging out in a black T shirt. Imagine the smell.

Also why is he too afraid to take his shirt off at the beach? What could it be, kiwis?

 

[Daily Affirmation]

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[Eggward biscuitbottom]

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See what this man does to be in Xanders life BEST DAD EVER

 

[Blue Gunty]

See what this man does to be in Xanders life BEST DAD EVER

He’s giving Xander an uncle to look out for him.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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I don't think pimps are sleeping with grandmothers Ralph.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

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Please be true!

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Persip produced kino content again tonight. Ralph gunting Ariana is fucking hilarious

 

[porkWellington]

The Pillstream is fucking back boys

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Lol the temperature in Ralph’s ‘paradise’ is in the 90s with 70% humidity and the piggy is hanging out in a black T shirt. Imagine the smell.

Also why is he too afraid to take his shirt off at the beach? What could it be, kiwis?

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I was curious so I googled Ralph’s former American hometown of Richmond and it was 72 degrees with 40% humidity which is actually considered outdoor paradise and much better suited to a flabby white guy with lots of skin folds.

I think Ralph got the idea that living just north of the equator was some sort of paradise from beer commercials and TV shows. Nobody in the Northern hemisphere wants to live in hot, humid third world shitholes, they just like to take vacations there for a week or two in the dead of winter when the weather is pleasant.

Weirdly where Ralph lives now is only a bit closer to a beach than when he lived in Richmond, but he’s desperate to show he’s a black shirt “beach guy” now. Lol. Must kill him he can’t do a selfies on the beach with a beer (and a woman) to really close the hard sell on his cool, carefree beach bum paradise lifestyle.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The Pillstream is fucking back boys

Is he really dancing to girly pop music and shooting finger guns towards the camera…while dancing…and yelling indistinctly due to fucked audio that sounds like it coming from the bottom of a tin barrel? Wtf

Ralph obviously cannot go near the beach without also getting drunk af.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

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If Ralph gunts (ex-)mrs vickers I will become a guntguard forever.

 

[Axiom.]

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Ralph has Vickers so cucked that this' reminding me of the #payquasi saga.

 

[Bruce LaLiLuLeLo]

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Ralphamale victory, dominating the women even the old ones. He jacked off to nicki haley and now he's getting his gilf fetish coming true with dollar store grandmas.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I think Ralph was just referring to his headmates.

Gator is always with him in spirit.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

If Ralph gunts (ex-)mrs vickers I will become a guntguard forever.

AH WOULD BECOME A RALPHAMALE AND DIED BUT AH'D HAVE LIVED

SUFFAH MATT

 

[Rage Pig]

He posted some bizarre 25 minute video which I didn't watch longer than 30 seconds.

Also he's now trying to hide his chunt. There are no blue eyes in that picture.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph obviously cannot go near the beach without also getting drunk af.

He can’t even take his shirt off at the beach without the locals screaming in horror

 

[Braphamut]

You will never experience the ecstasy of granny pussy, Cheez-Its, and Crabsters. Stay seething, losers.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Ralph please get some dodgy Mexicans cosmetic surgery because I don't want to look at your testicle chin. It makes me feel sick.