🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Bill Evans 45]

Ironically, the little yellow hat always reminded me of the ones cyclists wear in the Tour De France.

 

[Blue Gunty]

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what is he even begging me to talk about? the fucking baby mama drama?

Vickers stuff

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph was drunk on stream last night, played and sang California Gurls and a Taylor Swift song in their entirety while promising he will be serving the Sektur a years worth of content shortly. He kept playing around with what it was, stating he's had this act of revenge entirely planned out, and kept making references to firearms, even going as far as to mimic a pistol with his enflamed hands and unloading it on several imaginary targets. Basically, familicide bros stay winning!
I'm currently working on clipping the show, patience is a Ralphavirtue.

At least he kept his promise of not discussing his personal drama on stream and instead focusing on expert political analysis

 

[lester]

It's wild that Ralph would wallow around in the muck and disgusting drama that is the Vickers or Thorpes or whatever.
But it's almost like he's happy as a pig in shit doing it.

 

[break these cuffs]

It's wild that Ralph would wallow around in the muck and disgusting drama that is the Vickers or Thorpes or whatever.
But it's almost like he's happy as a pig in shit doing it.

When my enemies go low, I got lower.

- Emperor Gunt

 

[Drama Trauma]

Thorps VS Ralph.
If you don't follow the Thorp Thread, this was also posted there.
Ralph and the Thorps had a short call today.

Ralph declares Victory on Twitter.
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Call where Ralph 'Destroyed' The Thorps.
Ralph thought Thorps were live on Youtube, they weren't.
Embarrassing showing from Ralph.
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Ralph gave an easy W to the Thorps and they didn't have to do anything.
It was like a very edgy 13 years old prank calling people on phone and calling people names who take his call.
Embarassing

 

[UCantCCPMe]

This nigger Ralph keeps transmorphing species depending on his weight. He used to be bloated hog, now he looks like a saggy turtle. Also, who gets so bent over a woman they don't want to sleep with? Fucks sake Ralph, I know you get no pussy in Mehico, but even you, you saggy, four-titted, formally hog, now turtle monster with a small dick; even you should have higher standards than to ever even consider sliding your cock into that tuna taco of regret.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This nigger Ralph keeps transmorphing species depending on his weight. He used to be bloated hog, now he looks like a saggy turtle. Also, who gets so bent over a woman they don't want to sleep with? Fucks sake Ralph, I know you get no pussy in Mehico, but even you, you saggy, four-titted, formally hog, now turtle monster with a small dick; even you should have higher standards than to ever even consider sliding your cock into that tuna taco of regret.

It's been said before, but Ralph just moving around looks like one of those Animorphs covers from the 90s.

 

[porkWellington]

Day 1 of Tequila Sunrise already aborted shamefur display. Also this is fucking scary:

 

[Rage Pig]

Day 1 of Tequila Sunrise already aborted shamefur display. Also this is fucking scary:

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Tech issues, nothing to see here.

Still sober, kiwifags seething.

We? Is his hot voice actress/artist gf back in the picture, craving to suckle on the Ralphaudders?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Still sober, kiwifags seething.

Not beating the accusations that you’re a spiritual woman by singing Katy Perry and Taylor Swift sober of all things Ralph.

 

[break these cuffs]

We? Is his hot voice actress/artist gf back in the picture, craving to suckle on the Ralphaudders?

The royal We. He is King of The Sektur afterall.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

We? Is his hot voice actress/artist gf back in the picture, craving to suckle on the Ralphaudders?

I think Ralph was just referring to his headmates. Wasn't Ralph diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder at some point?

Also, very convenient to go to the beach. He can blame his drunken redness on a sun burn for at least the next week!

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I think Ralph was just referring to his headmates. Wasn't Ralph diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder at some point?

Also, very convenient to go to the beach. He can blame his drunken redness on a sun burn for at least the next week!

He self-diagnosed headmates and told Harry he was doing Internet therapy for it

 

[Axiom.]

Ralphasobriety #1488 will surely work this time folks.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralphasobriety #1488 will surely work this time folks.

Part 2 of the Ralphacycle is always interesting because it becomes a fun guessing game to see when he's obviously fucked up. The more often he denies it the closer you are to seeing a nice big drunken meltdown that ends up as the video on the front page.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

The yellow hat is by far the most collectable.

 

[Rage Pig]

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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I wonder if he can inflate it like a gecko

 

[RollingRock2]

I wonder if he can inflate it like a gecko