Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

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The shooting just reads like a dark humor comedy sketch. Was it an act of god? We can't rule out she was cursed by a higher power.
There wasn't a single thing of value lost here was there?
A bunch of savage retards wiped themselves out and some poor security guard is the actual victim cause he has to deal with taking the life of some freak.
Granted it was justified and he shouldn't feel guilt, but good people feel bad regardless.
 
I’d say this is true of a good portion of Tophia’s alogs too. Id bet a large percentage are unemployed “disabled” leeches, or working jobs similar to Brotherchu, who love to cackle and bully the Slydells. The hotel maid who farmed Tophia’s eviction for content is probably a good example of this portion of her demographic.
I'm honestly shocked that maid didn't lose her job after posting shit online about people in the hotel, unless she did. I only sporadically followed Toph and crew mostly through Smokey's vids on jewtube.
I wonder if the Redditors who spend their days criticizing Tophia's animal care do the same to those who post their overfed cats on r/Chonkers. It's been seven years and that sub is still there, and they're willingly driving traffic to a website that not only platforms, but promotes animal abuse.
Half these reddit niggers that bitch about Toph being a pedo and an animal abuser probably either overfeed or boot their cat across the room and consume questionable porn themselves. A lot of the reddit 'alogs' come off super bitter and pissy they're in similar situations to the chu family but not tiktok famous.
 
Y’know, my bros and I have a running joke about how New Mexico is never in the news for anything good…

It’s actually kind of funny, this is all completely normal New Mexico shit that just went to TikTok and got some views. I have actually seen that fucking car driving around in ABQ, but I was just like “fucking New Mexico” and went about my day.
 
The Slydell saga is, and always was, a tragic and unsettling situation from the start, and began way before we ever knew who the fuck these poor souls were. It revolved around the uncomfortable and exhausting misadventures of most dysfunctional, mentally ill, deranged clan of sadsacks that ever roamed the earth, forgotten by God. TikTok introduced a generation of the worst horrorcows in terms of the perverse, miserable, and unentertaining kind to observe. The ones I never wanted to know about, actively avoided following, and would just pray for a miracle or divine intervention to rescue them from the pursuit of their internet sideshow hellscape.

Weens and cowtippers of the now aren't terribly different from ten or twenty years ago, except the TikTok crowd has a pattern of routinely, repetitively, and intentionally destroying their cows by way of selecting the most vulnerable, low hanging fruit or depressing situations and forcing an implosion through aggressively manipulating the most retarded and uninteresting people into being even more retarded and uninteresting.

They'll start feeding them with the undeserved attention and cultivating an addiction that they grow increasingly desperate for, and the resulting misfortunes were always beyond the worst case scenarios.
I can't speak on whether or not I feel like these folks ever had a chance at a normal life, but I can't help but think their dedication, obsession and dependence on the dopamine hit they had from being in the spotlight was bound to erase any probability they could have just wound up as unremarkable, average, blissfully unaware misfits without the burden of carrying on with a soul-rotting and painful existence. They're in purgatory until life comes crashing down in a catastrophic fashion because of a collection of poor choices and self-destruction. They're almost groomed into prioritizing attention-seeking to a reckless level. Trolls playing good cop, bad cop, alternating between encouragement and abuse, create an environment where they feel like they have fans and haters and like people give a shit what they're doing when they're just watching the show. It erods at their already poor and loosening grip on reality, now completely decaying and becoming the catalyst for life-altering fuckups that lead to a person's life circling the drain because they're not intelligent enough to know the difference.

In terms of actual livelihoods and human beings that could face the most extreme cases of internet-connection fueled ruination, Chris Chan will always be the case study for the destruction and deconstruction of an ill-fated spaz who wasn't destined for much but still ended up worse off.

However, I thought it truly thought it couldn't get any worse than watching the clock run out for Daniel Larson or Joshua Block, but Tophiachu's life started grim and will end grim on levels they'll hopefully never one-up.

As unsympathetic as they prove themselves to be on one level or another, their updates are too horrible and difficult for me to even take interest in because it just feels like they are always subject to being burnt out faster, harder and then discarded. They're just the weird tards who do silly things but get Bluespiked into oblivion and devolve so quickly, you forget that they're people.
They don't get milked and there is no prize cow anymore, they're just overfed to be butchered. They're no longer simpletons with quirks and internet access who throw caution to the wind and expose their oddities for laughs, but devolve into unfunny, deranged, unhinged drains on society and themselves.

These people were sad to begin with. They were rejected by society, codependent on one another, and needed protection but didn't want it. The Slydells are victims of their own circumstances and actions -- forever drilling through to a new rock bottom until they hit the core.

Forever fucked by her own resilience to change, reluctance to improve, complacency in dysfunction, weaponization of ignorance, heartbreaking incompetence and dedication to her delusion, Tophia is not equipped for a loss of this magnitude, nor are most normal people, and she is going to have a very hard road in front of her if she can find the grit to walk it. She's already living out of spite.

Her family was united in their combined interest in survival and the fact they had nothing left to lose, but things got worse. They always get fucking worse, and nobody knows how bad. This is bad, nobody deserves this, Jesus Christ I'm horrified.
 
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I mean the reason why Couch Cuck is brought up just because, for some reason, this all loves to happen in New Mexico.

Then again, that state is the state that gets used for Breaking Bad, sooooo.

I will say what I said with Couch Cuck:
He Died as He Lived, as Shit in the Toilet.

Y’know, my bros and I have a running joke about how New Mexico is never in the news for anything good…

It’s actually kind of funny, this is all completely normal New Mexico shit that just went to TikTok and got some views. I have actually seen that fucking car driving around in ABQ, but I was just like “fucking New Mexico” and went about my day.

Must've taken wrong turn at Albuquerque, indeed. Bugs Bunny was onto something, weren't they? lmao.
 
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I wonder if EWU Bodycam will cover this. That depends on whether there was any bodycam footage of the incident, I suppose. At least the perpetrator was killed. Seen far too many crimes where some asshole just goes in guns blazing and doesn't even bother to rob his victims properly. If you're going to risk getting shot or put away for life, you should at least make sure the payoff is worth it, dummy.
Probably not, the guy was shot by a security guard, not a policeman. The only possibility for footage that I can see is he might have been fleeing from the police, so there might be some kind of dashcam footage.
 
I'm not sure if this was shared or not (If so lmk and I'll take it down) tophia talks about 2 separate go fund me pages. One for her brother, and one for herself.

Now, different folks grieve in their own ways...but for big T it sounds like she's over it.
 
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A list of things men have been known to fuck: children, corpses, animals, couches, pies, pringle cans, car exhaust pipes, crackwhores, and your mother.

Tophia is gross, yes, but to think that there isn't a chance that some degenerate freak will dick her down is laughable.
I like your writing tone; you should write a novel.

I'm not sure if this was shared or not (If so lmk and I'll take it down) tophia talks about 2 separate go fund me pages. One for her brother, and one for herself.

Now, different folks grieve in their own ways...but for big T it sounds like she's over it.
I saw a few of Tophiachu's haters on TikTok were promoting the gofundme's. The brother one is to pay for his funeral/gravestone/burial.
 
I'm not sure if this was shared or not (If so lmk and I'll take it down) tophia talks about 2 separate go fund me pages. One for her brother, and one for herself.

Now, different folks grieve in their own ways...but for big T it sounds like she's over it.
Listen to how calm Tophia sounds here. The grift begins.
 
I think with all the pity for Tophia being a fat, ugly, retard, people are forgetting that she also has a shitty personality. She will learn nothing, won't improve her life, and will probably waste any windfall she gets from guilty trolls on the dumbest shit imaginable.

I'll be honest, I don't think she has the mental capacity for actual feelings about her family dying. She'll only truly be upset when it somehow involves her specifically- like her crying about her dog wasn't about the dog as much as people blaming her for the dog's death. She might cry about herself, but not anything else. She certainly won't do anything useful to fix her situation, even if someone held her hand through the entire process.

She'll be like Shanny and Rev, or similar flavors of cows. Fat, ugly, retarded, and unpleasant with some extra tragedy in her past.
 
I'm not sure if this was shared or not (If so lmk and I'll take it down) tophia talks about 2 separate go fund me pages. One for her brother, and one for herself.
you're late and gay

the duality of reddit I know I posted the previous image before but fucking kill yourself
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How was she pozloading my negholep when it was literally her job to clean the room? Like, she was paid to clean it, it was per of her normal, routine job, and it just do happened to be Tophia's room? Squiddy didn't even tag Tophia, or mention her by name in the initial tiktok!
The only reason we know about Sydd is because she decided to expose them. Hope the clout was worth it for some drug addict maid who works with drug dealers in her shit hotel
 
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