"Zero Punctuation" and "Dev Diary" by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw - The only thing worth watching on The Escapist

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Who's eating all the money over there? Their q4 financials were the 1st without Frost and Cisco.

Frost (cold take) leaked salary: 4,167
Cisco (head of sales) leaked salary: 5,146.66

And those are lowballs as SW said they got pay rises not long after.

Q3 salaries: 242,676.98
Q4 salaries: 225,392.65

Salaries went down 17,284.33 or 5,761.44 per month, despite losing talent worth 9,313.66 minimum, and that's not even counting that cold take is the only profitable show besides FR, one of the reasons he left.

I'll admit I didn't expect the patreon to stabalise at 40k, but they're still burning 40k/quarter, with 3 quarters of reserves left to go. Never mind the lost growth of losing their 2nd biggest host, their salaries alone could've stemmed the bleeding.

I doubt Yahtzee's pocketing it. He loves giving freeloaders a ride. We'll see if he's forced to go independent properly in 9 months.
 
We'll see if he's forced to go independent properly in 9 months.
He can't, and he won't, but if he does, it'll be plain boring streams only because they are the easiest things to do.

Dude has a wife and kid, and like all "content creators" with a wife and kid, they just record themselves in front of a screen while raking in the cash via superchats and such. The FGC is full of these kinds of faggots (MaxDood, JustinWong, etc...). He's not going to spend his time editing his own content like he used to when he first started. If he was smart, he's just retire. Rake in the money he's already making from his videos and then just find a part-time gig if he really needs the cash.

Better yet, fucking leave Cali, that alone would help with his financials.
 
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Better yet, fucking leave Cali, that alone would help with his financials
I think his wife would be against it, an Yahtzee always seemed like the none combative type, hence why he got dragged into various projects here and there. Plus, her folks being rich I doubt he needs to worry much about finances.
 
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Who's eating all the money over there? Their q4 financials were the 1st without Frost and Cisco.

Frost (cold take) leaked salary: 4,167
Cisco (head of sales) leaked salary: 5,146.66

And those are lowballs as SW said they got pay rises not long after.

Q3 salaries: 242,676.98
Q4 salaries: 225,392.65

Salaries went down 17,284.33 or 5,761.44 per month, despite losing talent worth 9,313.66 minimum, and that's not even counting that cold take is the only profitable show besides FR, one of the reasons he left.

I'll admit I didn't expect the patreon to stabalise at 40k, but they're still burning 40k/quarter, with 3 quarters of reserves left to go. Never mind the lost growth of losing their 2nd biggest host, their salaries alone could've stemmed the bleeding.

I doubt Yahtzee's pocketing it. He loves giving freeloaders a ride. We'll see if he's forced to go independent properly in 9 months.

He can't, and he won't, but if he does, it'll be plain boring streams only because they are the easiest things to do.

Dude has a wife and kid, and like all "content creators" with a wife and kid, they just record themselves in front of a screen while raking in the cash via superchats and such. The FGC is full of these kinds of faggots (MaxDood, JustinWong, etc...). He's not going to spend his time editing his own content like he used to when he first started. If he was smart, he's just retire. Rake in the money he's already making from his videos and then just find a part-time gig if he really needs the cash.

Better yet, fucking leave Cali, that alone would help with his financials.

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I think his wife would be against it, an Yahtzee always seemed like the none combative type, hence why he got dragged into various projects here and there. Plus, her folks being rich I doubt he needs to worry much about fi

He probably has little interest in the behind the scenes side of the business and knows it. Thats why he let the Escapist take advantage of him for so long. He's sort of an antiMrBeast of content creation in that rather than be the guy who wears all the hats and pulls all the strings he's happy to be the tool thats used by everyone else on the stage and if the stories are to be believed in his romantic life. He finally left because he was peer pressured into it and it would be a bad look if he didn't. He just wants to do his schtick in the voice recording booth and get on with his day. Doug should have gotten him on board, he probably would have also been one of the last to leave during ChangeTheChannel.
 
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>muh late stage capitalism
It wasn't capitalism that made Concord waste $200 million on DAW!
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>Implying that super hero slop like Wonder Woman would have been "good"
>Section in 2004, uses a fucking smart phone instead of a flip or brick phone
>MUH DRUMPF
>MUH HITLER

yup, it's shit
looks like every other week will be a "Hogwarts Legacy" type review where he shits himself and melts down in the video at one point.
The Wonder Woman game was cancelled literally because the devs came to WB saying they wanted to reboot development 200 million and five years in because it wasnt fun. Whose kool aid was he drinking? Gail Simone's?
 
>muh late stage capitalism
It wasn't capitalism that made Concord waste $200 million on DAW!
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No, you don't get it. All the big tech oligarchs think that fake diversity can make them money but we're just too smart to fall for it.
I wouldn't be laughing at concord unless it was acceptable.

E: Funny that Ben (correctly) stresses how impressive it is that ea_spouse wasn't instantly removed and has been up for over 20 years. I hope Nick wasn't too upset at his career being condemned.
 
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The Wonder Woman game was cancelled literally because the devs came to WB saying they wanted to reboot development 200 million and five years in because it wasnt fun. Whose kool aid was he drinking? Gail Simone's?
He blamed it on late stage capitalism and sperged out about DRUMPF at the end of the video, so take your bets.
 
Seems his politics have taken off ever since he got to San Fran. A bit predictable, but you would've thought he knew better. I feel like his views have been really off-kilter since then.
His politics hasn't changed the only difference is he doesn't hide it behind jokes. I think most people would be fine with him seething about politics if he was at least funny about it.
 
Okay, seriously are you guys forgetting how in 2016 hed almost constantly shove the "Da oraange maaan" shit in his videos? Heck, he wasnt even above taking a crap on the Bush administration.
people forget he also basically called everyone who was a fan of FPS a nazi and accused modern shooters of being muslim torture simulators back in the 360 days.
But it seems to be just a dime a dozen CYOA only with coin tosses to fuck your progress.
a disturbing amount of indie games are like that now, basically add enough "gameplay" to not be labeled a VN. a great example is Yes Your Grace, which despite what the youtubers would have you believe, its mostly reading and your choices don't actually matter much and there's a set amount of endings making it a CYOA in all but name.
Hell you could argue Sonic 3 and CD
looking back its crazy how much work went into Sonic CD when your average tard playing would only experience 25% of it at most. you're supposed to go to the past and find the hidden macguffin to change the future and present but you can play the level like you would a normal 2d sonic game and if you get all the time stones all that goes out the window and you can get the true ending no matter what.
 
You figure Yahtz should get a complete CT scan? Going full libtard like this could mean a full-blown cancer, as per (PBUH) TB. Yesterday I rewatched one of his old (2014, so before cancer took permanent hold) Hearthstone videos and he explicitly told the PC crowd that he didn't care and to fuck off with the "happy holidays" bulllshit and that Christmas was Christmas.
 
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