DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
We all predicted the break-up, but I didn't know it was going to be so entertaining to watch.

I love how DSP is going to try to take the high road and say insulting Khet was a fridge too far. Meanwhile, Phil spent way more energy defending Derich's porn antics than his wife's honor.

This arc had some low points (DSP's inflated ego and the Kino tourists) but overall it's been quite a ride.
 




I know people don't bother archiving that much shit lately but since this is prime khantent it should be archived for future Down the Rabbit Hole, Joon the King, August The Duck and Mike Cum (famous documentary filmmaker) to be able to use. Because we all know someone is going to top Joon's 4 hour documentary and make a fucking 26 hour long documentary at the rate DSPs story is going at.

Also PPP is totally correct and as other people already know and are aware everything DSP is driven by detractors reactions to his shit, from owning a khando, to having a mature adult relationship with his wife to trying to flex buying a fucking corolla on people.

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Countet point: before the inevitable pork out Mrs. Ed was a underbite grimjaw having piece of midwest trash from a broken home and couch crashing with a wigger with a Subaru who jumped ship for five hots a day and all the Skyrim you can play on a 17" monitor cause for trailer trash she might as well be living in Beverly Hills.

And it just proves yet again that he reads fucking everything, he reads the tweets, he reads the farms and he watched augusttheduck's video.
Double post I know but I don't think that's the case he's more likely gets condensed daily bulletins from the goutstahpo when they aren't spying on the dents in Boogie, Wings or Richs streams.
 
DSP Responded:
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He can't even not lie about this shit - he says we have to have drama on the podcast but we will have CHILL gameplay but look at this stream title:
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"CHILL Podcast"
So he can't address any drama then or I will complain and take my $1000 tips elsewhere!
 
Now this will be interesting what happens next with his income amd how he wamts to keep the KC paypigs. I thought PPP would end it with a bang during a stream, but I guess he really just couldn't bother anymore having to talk to Phil.
PPP's tweets spoke about DSP caring about nothing except money - just remember the seeds for this breakup were sowed back in December when PPP/KC told him to gift some subs to retweet one of his events or some shit and DSP didn't pay anything because he had spent all the money he had gotten from KC attention on dumb shit like a PS5 pro:
I largely agree with the general sentiments about Phil's greed, but I don't think it's only about the money. Money is always a factor to some extent because Phil is greedy, but Phil latched onto the KC crew before they ever did any collab with him. That's how he joined their orbit in the first place, he was being a Derich in their chat because they were mocking ReviewTech and taking passive aggressive jabs at Phil. But Phil wasn't making any money being in their chat, and I don't think Phil had the foresight to think they might do a collab.

Phil wants friendships...but Phil's definition of friendship is very different from what the average person would use. He definitely views friends as what they can do for him, whether that's money or ego related. But even with Sidescrollers, he was giddy and acting like friends after the initial stream, even though they weren't giving him money. It was only when his chat convinced him that the interview went badly that he finally acknowledged it.

I think it's because of how desperate he is for a redemption arc. So he is still getting something out of the friendship, gratification. But it isn't just money, and we've seen Phil throw loyal paypigs under the bus before and ban them, even when they were donating pretty substantial amounts to him. It's probably like...80-90% money for Phil, then 10-20% a weird ego thing. Phil will "joke" about it, but he loved the kingly persona, and he's always wanted to be taken serious and have everyone treat him like he's an expert at everything, whether it's streaming, some fandom he's pretending to be a part of, fighting game (or gaming stuff in general) politics, etc.
Imagine he didn't spend thousands of dollars (everything basically) on a PS5-nogames-pro and RGB shit and if he had the money and wasn't so niggardly about spending a single red dollar cent on anything besides himself and his throne of homosexuality then he might actually be getting the redemption run that he so desperately craves.

Gifting only 10 subs is the cheapest shit ever, especially after how much attention KC gave him on top of helping him redeem his image a bit. But hey at least he has flashy RGB shit that literally no one cares about because every other streamer on earth has that shit.

It's just like in the Richie Rich movie where there's some message about money being unable to buy true friends.

DSP really is the penultimate jackass.

DSP is niggardly and the relationship was entirely transactional for DSP and DSP was a cheap fuck towards PPP/KC. They gave him tons of help and he didn't do fuck all to pay any back (even as an act of good faith)
 
When people spam the laugh emoji in the bottom right corner of the chat box while DSP is saying something sad and emotional:
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what does DSP/the streamer see from their screen?
 
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