Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Sperg Spectating]

Though someone did mention me in the Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome thread and how I was Ex-Kiwi Farms Member turned lolcow.

This nigga can't even say my name. What a pussy.

Of course I'm in his list of "possible halals". On one hand, yeah he's kinda right. I do make myself a target because I dox pedophiles like Alex. In fact, if you believe we're so close to all being halal'd, why don't you do it yourself, Alex? You have Joshua's epic awesome pwnage hacking skills to help you, surely it's easy, right?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

This nigga can't even say my name. What a pussy.

Of course I'm in his list of "possible halals". On one hand, yeah he's kinda right. I do make myself a target because I dox pedophiles like Alex. In fact, if you believe we're so close to all being halal'd, why don't you do it yourself, Alex? You have Joshua's epic awesome pwnage hacking skills to help you, surely it's easy, right?

Despite being on here daily for the last 4 years, he doesn't know what halal means. Loli didn't get halal'd. Neither did Jethro or Omoriboy or whoever else he said. They got banned. Even getting doxed doesn't mean you were halal'd. Lots of people get banned and have personal info leaked, only a select few are so autistic that get their own dedicated thread. Reserved for the spergiest and most retarded Kiwifarms users.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Is it only halal therapy or will Alex be paying for any therapy in general? I’m sure I could make use of therapy, especially if it isn’t out of my own pocket

 

[Gunslinger Spawn]

Edit: Also, what happened to this user called "Save The Loli"? I don't pay much attention to him but I'd got to know how he got halal'd.

He died on the lolipedo hill even after Null warned him twice.Null scrambled his name and banned him. It must have hit too close to home for Alex.

He also mentions @Save The Loli. (I don't know why it doesn't @ them, although he did mention that this user's name was changed to gibberish so maybe that's why.)

You can't tag a banned user directly. And yes the name change is also a factor. Directly pasting his name still works though. @Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Alex is dropping the Lawsuit against Kiwifarms

You can't drop a lawsuit that never fucking existed in the first place.

 

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Those not on the list may request for eligibility.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You can't drop a lawsuit that never fucking existed in the first place.

I mean you can't die and be reincarnated as an armless anime catboy in Minecraft either. That doesn't stop Alex from dreaming big dreams.

 

[Gravemind]

and Null is about to be Halal'd itself.

Imagine lurking PG and not knowing about Null's own thread.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

(Thanks to @NaggotFigger for this)
Original channel | Archive
YT (new) | Archive
YT Main | (PreserveTube)
YT alt 1 | Archive (He has a Purple Heart/Neptune banner, probably his waifu.)
YT alt 2 | Archive 2
Instagram | Archive
Video | H4XX3D channel | Channel Archive

Did you copy+paste your previous post incorrectly? It's missing a lot of links.

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I also found some more of Joshua's socks:
The Poker III AKWATP

Comment from N. Brio's iceberg video. This N. Brio guy is such a faggot.

Spoiler: Off topic sperging about N. Brio

I'm not sure how I feel about him. While his iceberg video was and he doesn't seem like a pedophile, he also does shit like this:

Here are some of the 𝕏eets he made to Namecheap talking about taking the soyjak.party domain down.

(L/A)

(L/A)

He is also highly autistic and even has an ED article, and the Skibidi farms also like him for some reason.

https://skibidifarms.st/threads/n-brio-da-zuera-won.77/

In his iceberg video, he also mentioned talking to Betterskatez. If more is discovered on him, he may belong on the thread too.

XXXPasscracka (channel is long gone, but there is an archive of it.)
Some archives of Da Bezd Chanl's original chanel.
terrorismisbadass4944 (ID:532454604563021854) on discord

 

[Glowie]

I'm fourth of top the list for Alex's personal Halals, put where you mouth is and travel to Finland you lazy pedo.
I'm Retarded yes
I'm abrasive yes
I'm lazy yes
I'm Finnish Yes
I'm dyslexic yes
I despise degeneracy and gooners yes
I isolated from thirst bullshit from both sexes Yes
I have Zero tolerance for pedophiles and zoophiles yes
There are only two biological sexes in majority XY and XX chromosomes. Undeniable
Mutilating your own body and semantics doesn't change biological reality
I rehabilitated myself and do exercises that build every single muscle in body Yes
I won't stop laughing at faggots

Spoiler: Alex' Devotism invite

Put your where your mouth is and I'll introduce you to girls in nursing homes for the physically and neurologically disabled and force you to see what life of double amputee is like, quadriplegics.
Reality is vastly different from your fantasies or VNs. I'll give you tours of hospitals and nursing homes and rub the reality in your face, quadruple amputees like quadriplegics live in constant pain have colostomy bag, feeding tubes and surgically inserted catheters to prevent soiling and and bed wetting, we'll tour hospice care too. People fawning over Kawata Shoujo changed their minds after seeing prosthetics, sepsis care and more. World of the disabled would break you, you autistic fat devotistic pedophile.

Rate me MATI because someone had say his amputee neko fantasy is very different from reality. I've seen and been through shit that people kike Alex wouldn't believe.

 

[PaperRoads]

Status / Ghost Archive

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Miaplacidus has her sharp fingers coil making unusual shapes. But I was thinking Miaplacidus started with increasingly deformed fingers before it went sharp. That it would gouge people before slicing them. I love Awatani Ren's picture of Miaplacidus by the way.

I was thinking maybe her fingernails harden and become sharper.

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Usual Kiwi Farms sperging from Alex.

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Status / Ghost Archive

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These people on KiwiFarms did hurt my feelings, but I realized they're just trolls at the end of the day. I've threatened them more than they threatened me, which I have only myself to blame for taking these trolls seriously. Damn, the anxiety I had really made me regress to a caveman mindset of caution.

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Status / Ghost Archive

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KiwiFarms used to be fun for me when I first joined, however at the end, it gave me way too much anxiety. KiwiFarms just really isn't worth it for me. I make too many mistakes and I was driven crazy by it. Now it's a cesspool of toxicity. I refuse to log in. It's likely gonna collapse in a few years.

At least I could appreciate that many people documented on KiwiFarms such as keffals and Andrew Ditch really deserve to be exposed and that they contain their trolling from within their site. The worst they ever do is dox but they don't do more than that.

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Status / Ghost Archive

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I just can't help but realize a good portion of documented people on KiwiFarms are really terrible people. Like Dollyflesh, Dan Cilley and Eric Dubay. And even my 2 inputs Jack Doherty and Johnny Somali. But then there are some people documented on KiwiFarms that just aren't that bad to begin with and is just hated for being transgender.

I hate being the subject of ridicule which is why I refuse any further to read what was said about me.

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Status / Ghost Archive

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Then again, I wonder what I did in my past life to deserve being mentally challenged. I seem to have such a fair amount of arrested development. Never applied for a job whatsoever (though it doesn't mean I wouldn't apply for one in the future). I thought I was capable of handling the internet but my stress that comes from using the internet in the past 7 years prove otherwise. I am only capable of handling criticism if I was expecting hate pretty much from those I see as "inferior" to me. But I seem to lose the ability to handle criticism overtime.

I just get annoyed when someone is nitpicky or was told I deserve the horrible things that come to me. It has gotten to the point that I private my social media with extremely little intention in making them public. I know I will never shake off the lolcow status. But maybe people may appreciate me later on.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Hey Alex.
Get. A. Job.

 

[PaperRoads]

Seems like he doesn't want to get a job with all these posts he's continuing to make.

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Status / Ghost Archive

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I've also been regarded as an internet tough guy as well due to the threats I made on the internet when confronted with such trolling. It's hard to feel sorry for someone who does foolish things like making threats. I do remember the lolcow Cyraxx was notorious for his threats and deformation and took way longer than me to embrace and acknowledge being a lolcow.

I tried to keep my sanity in check and a lot of times, things are thrown at me that make me rage. I knew one day I will be seen like this and the time has already come.

I'm gonna try to ignore the trolls moving forward like I should be doing a long time ago. I know they'll come back at me with another account but I'll keep blocking them and avoid interacting with them.

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Status / Ghost Archive

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The problem with generative AI isn't people using it to make satire for their own sake of having fun. The Problem with Generative AI is the fact it has allowed the internet to be contaminated with fake AI slop so big tech could milk it for their own financial gain.

All this AI slop of Facebook and YouTube as well as fake accounts has got to go. KiwiFarms and Soyjak.party will be spared from my wrath. But Russian troll farms, porn bots and tech oligarchs, prepare your assholes.

If I am drafted into the Frontlines, the first thing I will do is hunt down these Russian troll farms.

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Status / Ghost Archive

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Just learn to make peace with KiwiFarms despite them ridiculing you. Don't bother to read what they say about you. Try to avoid thinking about it and try to find something to make you happy. I know it's hard with all the fake slop on the internet and political instability, but at least try. I heard there is an extension that can be used to automatically block all porn bots from stalking you.

 

[Glowie]

Hey Alex.
Get. A. Job.

He's on disability tugboat, he admitted to having & having a meltdown when he tried to work once

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

He's on disability tugboat, he admitted to having & having a meltdown when he tried to work once

That's a excuse.
All these videos show us he can work like everybody else if isolated

 

[bear hammer]

Alex is literally just going through the same cycle again, gets mad, has a "realization" (like he did when he first got exposed), says he's done with the farms, and then keeps talking about it. He swears off Kiwi Farms but still can't let it go. Give it time, and he'll be back to ranting about the same stuff all over again.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I hope he actually comes back at the end of the month.

 

[Glowie]

I hope he actually comes back at the end of the month.

He probably made introduction post

 

[PaperRoads]

Alex, please go to gym.

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Status / Ghost Archive

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I am insecure about my looks ever since I was edited into really ugly drawings. I also really hate my voice. I look like Boogie2988 except ginger and not as fat. I hate it. I wanted to look more like Raymundo2112 or Solar Sands and have a voice like theirs.

 

[Glowie]

Alex, please go to gym.

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I am insecure about my looks ever since I was edited into really ugly drawings. I also really hate my voice. I look like Boogie2988 except ginger and not as fat. I hate it. I wanted to look more like Raymundo2112 or Solar Sands and have a voice like theirs.

His only exercise is one handed stroke

Sing along if you like