Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Black Man Underwear]

Top o' the morning to all niggas and niggletes in the audience today.

Since this is a thread about the most comically unfunny and unreasonable angry woman ever, I decided to learn a bit more about the concept of "humor and taking offense". Luckily I found a great how-to guide on learning how not to take jokesters so seriously, so I'm posting some of the highlights. It could help Patrick a ton too!

I hope that like myself, you find it useful, funny and not at all insanely hypocritical.
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https://www.patrickstomlinson.com/2013/12/29/on-taking-offense/

Patrick S. Tomlinson is someone special. He's unique, something nobody else is: a leftist Twitter user.

He's definitely superior to us all. We should listen to his unique insight.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Top o' the morning to all niggas and niggletes in the audience today.

Since this is a thread about the most comically unfunny and unreasonable angry woman ever, I decided to learn a bit more about the concept of "humor and taking offense". Luckily I found a great how-to guide on learning how not to take jokesters so seriously, so I'm posting some of the highlights. It could help Patrick a ton too!

I hope that like myself, you find it useful, funny and not at all insanely hypocritical.
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https://www.patrickstomlinson.com/2013/12/29/on-taking-offense/

You could say his protesters are just leaning over the rails of his bitch tits to see how far down the fall is, instead of clinging to his bosom.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Mirror Patrick

Also lean and fit.

Likely has a career and a side hustle/small LLC so works 60-90 hours a week.

Wife is attractive, interesting, likeable, equally fit, and won't be talked about as if she's a living Fleshlight.

Liked by his in-laws who look forward to hanging out with him for holidays

Drives a Mustang worth owning and probably owns a Triumph Speed Triple too

Completely sexually repulses @Judge Holden

 

[FinnSven]

Wife is attractive, interesting, likeable, equally fit, and won't be talked about as if she's a living Fleshlight.

Plus all men, but especially black men, refuse to fart in front of her.

Completely sexually repulses @Judge Holden

In this universe @Judge Holden never went on the school trip to a farm in which he wandered away from the group to look at some hens, and was set upon by an insanely perverted egg gatherer who raped him in a pig sty.

 

[Post Reply]

Wall Street Pat made an appearance today.

 

[RussianParasite]

Plus all men, but especially black men, refuse to fart in front of her.

This is in no small part due to mirror Pat’s generosity and strong ties to the African American community of MKE. He serves as a role model to under-privileged youths in his area as part of the big brothers big sisters program.

His daughter is also a star student and athlete, much like her dad (and he is very proud of her). Should be heading to an Ivy League here in the next few years.

 

[FinnSven]

This is in no small part due to mirror Pat’s generosity and strong ties to the African American community of MKE. He serves as a role model to under-privileged youths in his area as part of the big brothers big sisters program.

He regularly meets with Bernie Trammel for heated but respectful debate over politics and issues affecting the black community.

 

[RollingRock2]

Wall Street Pat made an appearance today.
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The walrus of wallstreet (because he is fat)

 

[FinnSven]

has never threatened anyone, is unfailingly polite

And I can’t believe no one has pointed this out, but mirror Patrick would be an actual tough guy, resolving bar brawls and violence with just a stern glance.

He has never been in a fight in his life, but that is genuinely because he has never needed to be!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Mirror Patrick

has multiple children and is a loving father and husband

writes thought-provoking sci-fi enjoyed by all

Is a moderate conservative who got a sizeable following around the spectrum enjoying his reasonable takes

has never threatened anyone, is unfailingly polite

is secure in his masculinity

only enjoys high quality media

cooks his own mouth-watering dishes, would never dream of consuming a cheese steak

appreciates Norm McDonald's humor

is a funny guy

respects his wife too much to boast about their sex-life on social media

realizes when he has not enough knowledge of a topic to comment and instead tries to learn

supports the rights of people he disagrees with

Has a fence facing the right way, buys high-quality lawn furniture, a talented gardener whose yard blooms with life.

 

[Pig Cannon]

Mirror Patrick runs a successful hotel and doesnt scrub the shit streaks out of the toilets himself

 

[Drama Trauma]

He reinvented his usual clap back: (x/a)


bonus meme:

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Mirror Patrick runs a successful hotel and doesnt scrub the shit streaks out of the toilets himself

Bottom decker stains only in mirror world.

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

In the mirror universe, Nikki queefs into black men's assholes.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Imagine being a loser who thinks having xitter followers means anything whatsoever. If you just post incessantly like a retard (like if I went to Twitter and posted like I do here) you'd get a bajillion followers just from bots without even trying.

Rick Tomlinson and Doobie's og Hous were made for each other...

 

[A.P. Hill]

Mirror Patrick runs a successful hotel and doesnt scrub the shit streaks out of the toilets himself

Mirror Patrick takes care of his own daughter, and is a thin straight man without bitch tits.

 

[DickMain]

Also lean and fit.

Likely has a career and a side hustle/small LLC so works 60-90 hours a week.

Wife is attractive, interesting, likeable, equally fit, and won't be talked about as if she's a living Fleshlight.

Liked by his in-laws who look forward to hanging out with him for holidays

Drives a Mustang worth owning and probably owns a Triumph Speed Triple too

Completely sexually repulses @Judge Holden

A couple of us liked to think Mirror Fatrick is still fat but happy.

In another timeline Patrick is a reasonably-successful author without Twitter who sells peppers at his local farmer's market on the weekends. He's still fat, but he owns it, and also lifts.

Alternate Timeline Pat, the first time a pest calls him fat: "Haha, yeah you're right. I could definitely stand to lose a few pounds. I just like beer too much, but I'm trying to cut down." (Logs off and goes back to writing his latest novel, but also remembers to call his biological daughter and make plans to visit her.)

 

[RussianParasite]

A couple of us liked to think Mirror Fatrick is still fat but happy.

Yes, friend. Between being active in the community, being a present husband, raising his daughter to the best of his ability, and holding down a full time job, he hasn’t been able to hit the gym as much as he’d like. He’s still jolly and affable though, even if he’s rockin a dad bod these days. You choose your course in life, and I’m happy to see you have chosen to be free. Enjoy it, partner.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Took a quick peek on Nitter as I'm in transit. Seems someone may have convinced Fatrick to change his shtick. It's a wall of "you chose to conclude your life with a cage long ago, stalker. Enjoy prison." Maybe his lawyer said "Look if you gotta be a fat faggot with bitchtits and talk to the trolls could you at least not mention their lives ending? It sounds like you're vaguely threatening everyone." That or maybe he got some sort of warning about the last one through reports and thinks he has to tone it down, slightly.

Fat.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Took a quick peek on Nitter as I'm in transit. Seems someone may have convinced Fatrick to change his shtick. It's a wall of "you chose to conclude your life with a cage long ago, stalker. Enjoy prison." Maybe his lawyer said "Look if you gotta be a fat faggot with bitchtits and talk to the trolls could you at least not mention their lives ending? It sounds like you're vaguely threatening everyone." That or maybe he got some sort of warning about the last one through reports and thinks he has to tone it down, slightly.

Fat.

He's not just a fat faggot with bitch tits he's the ULTIMATE fat faggot with bitch tits.