DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[AGoodBrazilian]

Phil is a bum who promised a show with drama but underdelivered a sad pity party. And I’m supposed to believe that Fat Khet has health issues while eating fast food slop every week on DSP Tries It? She ate half of his Girl Scout cookies.

 

[Peko]

Tardy to the party but reminder that Phil did not just suddenly decide to stand up for his wife. The thing that sparked him actually giving Triple Pee that ultimatum was someone saying that they'd tip 40 dollars if Phil told him off.
That's what did it. Not his love for his wife, not his pride as a husband, but to cover the cost of the next remaster walking simulator. Or Khet's lunch

 

[shekelshoah666]

Definitely, that screams fake and gay. It's like one of theses bad wrestling scenarios where PPP is the heel and Phil the good guy the public is supposed to love.

I'll believe of the PPP divorce when I see Phil doing his Smark Guys alone.

If they are going to make up after PPP crossed DSP's red line like 20 times shitting on his wife then it's just going to make DSP look like a bigger pussy then ever before. PPP gave DSP tons of chances + a new audience + tens of thousand of paypig money and DSP did fuckall with it but decide he needs to keep doing what he's doing cause all other options don't work.

The 3 paths of whatever he talked about were a complete fucking joke and I can see why PPP got pissed off hearing that shit.

Path 1 was "I shill every single stream never say anything critical ever again total shill buy my book" uh almost no company requires you to suck them off in every aspect of the product I know channels with 5k subs that get all sorts of stuff to review constantly and are critical when needed and have no issues. Totally insane "path" that almost no other content creator would ever suggest.

Path 2 was "ill go back to the king of hate and fucking tear every a new one and leave a trail of blood in my wake!" lol you used to cry when people confronted you and you have never won any "debate" with anyone online in your entire life online. He would be worse then Tonka.

Then we have path 3 aka "do what I'm doing now and I have to beg cause my audience is dumb and needs me to tell them to support" dumbest possible option and once PPP officially tells his braindead paypigs to leave DSP his income is going to plummet. I'm not a huge PPP fan but he gave DSP a huge fucking chance here and he gave nothing in return.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Tonight in the MAIN EVENT...... It will be this corner.... the CHALLENGER..... weighing in at 400 and 42 pounds!!! The Man.. The Myth.... the Provoker of Khet Burnell..... TRIPLE PPP!!!
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In this corner... the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED, the LONGEST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT GOUT FEDERATION CHAMPION!!! PHILLIP J. BURNELL!!!
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Bawh gawd, it's going to be a slobberknocker for that there World Championship....
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[Kier Starmer]

So this is where Phil is a disrespectful cunt and a snake. PPP Fucking hates Keemstar with a passion. PPP tried to change Phil for free and improve him and Keemstar who supports massive pedos btw will make him a laughing stock.

Though PPP Phil got over $50k and wasted it he could have repaired his house and sold it by now and got a massive amount for it. Instead, he wastes it on shit and did not even save any for taxes.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Tonight in the MAIN EVENT...... It will be this corner.... the CHALLENGER..... weighing in at 400 and 42 pounds!!! The Man.. The Myth.... the Provoker of Khet Burnell..... TRIPLE PPP!!!
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In this corner... the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED, the LONGEST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT GOUT FEDERATION CHAMPION!!! PHILLIP J. BURNELL!!!
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Bawh gawd, it's going to be a slobberknocker for that there World Championship....
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Well Judas what we have here is a classic unstoppable force vs an immovable object. PPP has participated in multiple bloodsports, famously calling Diddler Dax Masterson "Juju the Cow" multiple times live on stream to great effect. On the other hand the Champ has a legendary ability to fend off any and all practical advice and has been known to shit talk people to their faces when backed into a corner.

I don't know what kind of match we're going to see here tonight but it's sure to go down in history.

Or be a massive disappointment...

 

[Kagome Higurashi]

Tardy to the party but reminder that Phil did not just suddenly decide to stand up for his wife. The thing that sparked him actually giving Triple Pee that ultimatum was someone saying that they'd tip 40 dollars if Phil told him off.
That's what did it. Not his love for his wife, not his pride as a husband, but to cover the cost of the next remaster walking simulator. Or Khet's lunch

Nice try troll, Phil specifically said he wasn't gonna get the $40 tip. He knew it was just a detractor trying to stir drama but we all know Phil doesn't go that route!

 

[neger psykolog]

 

[GibMoneyPls]

All those dollars just going to make Khat more sick. Hitting rewards has caused all of this. If they all really cared about Phil they would withhold calories.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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If Ralph shows up on that show at random and starts screaming at PPP that would make my day. Sektur DSP is fun. Reminds me of watching wrasslin' as a kid.

OH MY GOD! IT'S ETHAN RALPH WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Fucking goddamnit, the day I have to take my turtle to the vet is the day the Triple P (I called him Triple P, btw, he was a good friend, also I'm auistically proud of having pushed that meme, at least in here since I'm sure restreamers also made that joke) and Phil shit hits the fan. I have to watch that prestream but it won't be the same if it's not live.

BREAKING: Khet has/had health problems!

Fucking called it.

He's going to say Kat has a hormonal-style disease and that's why she gained weight. If it is the beetus it's because she was fatly gorging on Doordash, but if it's her hormones then it's no one's fault and can play victim for her.

Also,

They are downright calling him retarded, liar, and that Ashton himself decided he's going to have a segment every week where he shits on Phil. At this point they should just see what happens if they just start making fun of Kat

Guess we found out LMAO

 

[shekelshoah666]

So this is where Phil is a disrespectful cunt and a snake. PPP Fucking hates Keemstar with a passion. PPP tried to change Phil for free and improve him and Keemstar who supports massive pedos btw will make him a laughing stock.

Though PPP Phil got over $50k and wasted it he could have repaired his house and sold it by now and got a massive amount for it. Instead, he wastes it on shit and did not even save any for taxes.

But his setup is now professional... wait what the camera froze again? I've never seen a streamer have as many tech issues as DSP he has multiple every single stream now and his RGB stuff looks like shit.

 

[GodModule]

I think I say this everytime it's posted, but I set this to be my helicopter extraction theme in MGSV and I chuckled every time I called it

 

[neger psykolog]

So basically every single streaming personality in the grifting/whatever area including PPP, the UFO conspiracy theory investigator, Ethan Ralph, RTU and Keemstar are all lining up to pick at DSP's rotting corpse - #teamDSP bros I think we're going to be eating good for the next 10 years because DSP will never be irrelevant at the rate this spergfest is going.

 

[smug comporon]

Halved his audience, spent thousands to make his background look uglier and now he gets to bring back Derish. Damn it's good to be king.

 

[neger psykolog]

Halved his audience, spent thousands to make his background look uglier and now he gets to bring back Derish. Damn it's good to be king.

It's crazy, DSP gets like 150 viewers with 200k subs or some shit and the UFO conspiracy theorist nigga (Steve Cumbian) has 1400 viewers with just 17k subscribers.
He's getting fucking tons of decent tips in his "prestream", way more than DSP ever gets.

 

[Pickle Man]

So how long before DSP started crawling back into Rich's dm.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I love the fact that Phil has been absolutely squandering everything enough to be painted as the bad guy in this while fat fuck has been the one shittin on him weekly.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Legit when PPP tells his kick paypigs to stand down DSP income is going to plummet so I'm very surprised that DSP is doing what he is doing. He knows who gives him his money even when he swears he has tons of supporters he has a handful.



#2, #3, #4 are banned, #5 and #7 are the same person. #1 is a KC paypig who has had issues with his subs actually being real due to overdrafting his account, #6 and #8 are smaller KC paypigs. Just insane for DSP to actually do what he is doing purely from a financial perspective.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

PPP is now live.

Legit when PPP tells his kick paypigs to stand down DSP income is going to plummet so I'm very surprised that DSP is doing what he is doing. He knows who gives him his money even when he swears he has tons of supporters he has a handful.

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#2, #3, #4 are banned, #5 and #7 are the same person. #1 is a KC paypig who has had issues with his subs actually being real due to overdrafting his account, #6 and #8 are smaller KC paypigs. Just insane for DSP to actually do what he is doing purely from a financial perspective.

#3 Rend isn't banned, Rend324 aka Patric Carrillo, went missing.

#8 QrtMillion isn't a small paypig. It's one of their biggest. #9 & #10 are actual KC small Paypigs