Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Who wore it better?

Spoiler: Who wore it better?

 

[NaggotFigger]

Alex leaving his camera up while streaming Rayman Legends.

 

[SmallKiwi]

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Alex leaving his camera up while streaming Rayman Legends.

He looks like "Ecce homo" after the "restoration".

 

[30+GameOvers]

Did you get a good nights sleep, Alex? Joggy The Clown told me you did.
Keep the light on in your room at night, buddy.

 

[XaXaSt0rr]

Here,Alex goes over pretty much what he said in his post on Kiwi Farms, but it's slightly more detailed in his explanation of certain things. He says he'll continue to support Hoshi-san's works.

There is also a video with an edgy music where he claimed to own the copyrights to her work, just because she blocked him.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=W9cAKIWXEMc

 

[bear hammer]

Post / Archive

Spoiler: Text

I hate being the laughing stock but there Is no second chances when someone who is a pedophile pulls the pedophile card. They don't know me, they only throw shit at me from the farlands because they're that much of a pussy.

Post / Archive

Spoiler: Text

On kiwifarms, you're nobody's friend, they will all prey on you until you die.

 

[PaperRoads]

How is he already balding at 25?



Also, this video has a lot of meme potential, so I made some Gifs

Spoiler: Gifs

When you find out that you're not going to heaven with armless neko boys:



"Autistic Spasms":

Feel free to use them however you want

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Additional meme template

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

 

[bear hammer]

Sheldon Donner / SheldonTalks2 / Mr. ToSayOrNotToSay / Mr. Weasel

How could you talk about Sheldon and not mention or include this video at all?

Spoiler: Archive

https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/aFwu98TI6WA

 

[Glowie]

Alex seems to be feeling suicidal right now.

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Status / Ghost Archive

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Fuck it. I am thinking of not living a long life. I don't want to live like this. I feel like breaking down. I honestly feel astonished that I actually lived longer than 2PAC. But my anxiety weighing down on me, the nightmares I get. The fluttering that sometimes happen in my ear. It's awful. I just feel so uninspired to live at this point.

Just pray I find peace. I hate losing respect from so many people, it makes me feel lonely. That's what I am. You can't help me by telling me to kill myself.

Oh lawdly real time cows are the best, it's funny how he thinks he was respected to begin with.

Lolcow lunar eclipse here, it's a bountyful harvest, milk for one all.

Artist’s portrayal of Alex’s final moments before ending it all.

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Possessed by @Cheesy Beavy just look at those teeth.

 

[30+GameOvers]

On kiwifarms, you're nobody's friend, they will all prey on you until you die.

Well, he's right about that: Don't make any internet friends. Not here, not elsewhere, not on discord or any other social media. The only kind of friends you can have are the kind whose hands you can physically shake.
That said, the only kinds of people that users here will "prey on until you die"(or turn your computer off and stop being a retard, either one works fine) are gooner lolcow pedophiles like you, Alex. Don't be an Alex, never develop a fetish for limbless underage little girls.

 

[ChonkyNeko]

On kiwifarms, you're nobody's friend

He only knows this now, lmao.
Kiwi Farms is literally about documenting the antics of Lolcows like yourself, were you expecting farmers to hold your hand and dance into the sunset singing Kumbaya upon discovering your sick fetishes and your autistic spergouts?

 

[Glowie]

He only knows this now, lmao.
Kiwi Farms is literally about documenting the antics of Lolcows like yourself, were you expecting farmers to hold your hand and dance into the sunset singing Kumbaya upon discovering your sick fetishes and your autistic spergouts?

If you sperg out and act like @Return of the Loli you will be laughed out the farms.

 

[PaperRoads]

He only knows this now, lmao.
Kiwi Farms is literally about documenting the antics of Lolcows like yourself, were you expecting farmers to hold your hand and dance into the sunset singing Kumbaya upon discovering your sick fetishes and your autistic spergouts?

To be fair, we did go kinda easy on him when he first got exposed until he sperged out hard against us.

 

[Digital Snows]

He's got the Carbonatin Grimace. Sorry to say Alex, but you've got schizophrenia.

Spoiler: Comparison

 

[30+GameOvers]

He very much reminds me of Chris Chan in his older videos when he tried to "emote"

 

[Manuel Noriega]

He very much reminds me of Chris Chan in his older videos when he tried to "emote"

I want him and Chris to have a lolcow crossover.

As a kind of passing of the torch moment, you know?

 

[Vott]

200 plus pages and the thread is still not out of PG. Sad.

OP looks finished to me, Plus, Schizoid Wife could still edit stuff in later even after it gets moved anyway, Wouldn't want quality content such as this to stay in limbo now would we?

 

[30+GameOvers]

I want him and Chris to have a lolcow crossover.

As a kind of passing of the torch moment, you know?

All he has to do is put on a Sonichu medallion and then the real show will begin.
Now the question arises: How is that going to happen?