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Wargarbl said:
Is this is her latest excuse why she should be eternally couch-melded and stoned? Probably.
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If there's anything narcissistic women love, it's inflating minor, and completely normal, physical or psychological problems that virtually everyone experiences and turning them into daily struggles for survival.

How can you expect me to work or clean the house when I have "chronic pain"?? I'm already doing my best, you monster. How can you be so heartless towards a disabled person???
 
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VargReallyDidNothingWrong said:
Just wanted to circle back to this post, because it's a perfect demonstration of what an insane retard this woman is.

These people spend years shitting all over the concept of legalized relationships and marriage, by talking about muh polyamorous commune, and then when the person funding their polyamorous communal lifestyle says "haha ok i'm done bye" they start crying because they have no legal recourse and no way to prevent being hung out to dry.
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I think this is what Mami and Papi were talking about when they supposedly told Becky that she's living the consequences of her lifestyle and needs to deal with it - that it was Becky's decision to become totally financially dependent on a man who had nearly no legal obligation to her. She never even drafted anything like a palimony agreement like the gays used to get before they were allowed to marry. I mean, Jack's a fucking lawyer and she got zero legal protections in place.

Of course Becky posts about it the way she does so that people feel sorry for her - oh how sad Mami and Papi think you should suffer for being trans or whatever. Really, they probably just pointed out how stupid her decisions were, legally and financially.
Diana Moon Glampers said:
Becky's going to try to claim muh fibromyalgia keeps her from working and should entitle her to a Social Security Disability check.
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Or EDS! The kind you can't *really* test for.

I'm so here for a munchie arc. I mean, she's already a munchie with the muh Autism and stuff, but this is promising! I hope she goes the route of Kelly whasserface and picks holes through her legs.

You guys asking about Fentanyl might have given her an idea.
 
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Wargarbl said:
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Spoiler alert, Becky: you're still fat and idle, and it will continue to cause health issues.

Is this is her latest excuse why she should be eternally couch-melded and stoned? Probably.
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Welcome to middle age, Becky! The damage is done!

Ha ha, but seriously, best of luck chasing college-age men with a walking frame.
 
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"Rabbit Cohen" says the solution is easy: just doctor shop!

Becky, who has no health insurance and claims to be six weeks from bankruptcy, says this sounds like a good idea.

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Holy shit, these people. "Doctor shopping" doesn't have a positive connotation. Normal people may not like a doctor and then look for a different one, but they don't "shop" for them. Is this some effort by munchies to reclaim a term munchie-watchers use? Or did they forget people are reading this and went full (metaphorical, not COVID-related) mask-off?
 
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Damn, I'm away from the farms for a couple of weeks and Becky's chief cuck chooses that moment to finally grow a pair? I'm almost afraid to check in on the Jake Alley thread now, he's probably died and nobody even cared enough to put it on the front page.

Remind me, which one of the cucks is the actual baby daddy? Because it'd be the ultimate cuck's revenge to leave his biological kid for the other pathetic manlet to raise.
 
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Attractive Sexhaver said:
Becky is letting randos live in her house who literally advertise their autopedophilia fetishes on their fetlife profiles. If the kid is super lucky she'll just get really badly neglected, but unless something drastic changes, the odds that Becky's daughter gets diddled by some freakish addition to the polycule is very high, especially as Becky gets uglier and more unhinged and the kid gets closer to puberty.
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So essentially, like the movie "Precious", right down to the mother letting her daughter get raped to keep her man around, all while being bitter about it and taking it out on the daughter.

All that's missing is Mariah Carey and Lenny Kravitz as social workers.
 
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Scammer Becky found a potential mark.
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The Judean People's Front said:
Miscarriages are sad. I wasn't a Becky reader back then, and I totally know she's overblowing this and probably had two slightly late heavy periods she named Alex and Robin, but like, ok a lil sadness is probably ok.

But Becky? I immediately pictured her dressed in Victorian mourning clothes, wailing and keening in her backyard to make sure the Cucks rush to her aid. She can't even grieve privately.
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Yeah. For example, "Carlos" was literally just an IVF embryo that failed to implant. 🙄 Wouldn't be surprised if this was the same case for her other alleged miscarriages.
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(If Becky was a real Jew, she'd know that it's a bad idea to name your children prematurely.)

repentance said:
No responsible parent is going to be using ear plugs or head phones to diminish noise. Sound (or absence thereof) is one of your best sources of feedback about all being well with your baby at any given moment.
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Archiving this, since you're totally right. https://archive.is/TYaJE
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This post about earplugs complements another post about how Becky wants a soundproof headset and noise-cancelling wall padding (so she can more effectively ignore her crying/screaming child): https://archive.ph/y5VUa
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edit: In case Becky ever tries to claim the flat head pictures are fake or edited. Archives:
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Temperance said:
Scammer Becky found a potential mark.
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Yeah. For example, "Carlos" was literally just an IVF embryo that failed to implant. 🙄 Wouldn't be surprised if this was the same case for her other alleged miscarriages.
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(If Becky was a real Jew, she'd know that it's a bad idea to name your children prematurely.)


Archiving this, since you're totally right. https://archive.is/TYaJE
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This post about earplugs complements another post about how Becky wants a soundproof headset and noise-cancelling wall padding (so she can more effectively ignore her crying/screaming child): https://archive.ph/y5VUa
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I recommend range earmuffs for anyone who has a colicky baby, but it's for while they're in your arms. Point isn't to be unaware the kid is crying but to stop yourself from being driven insane by the "designed to drive you insane" wail a colicky baby has. Hearing protection can make the difference between being perfectly happy to keep the baby in arms for hours at a time versus feeling the panicked "I need to set the baby down so I can get five or ten minutes without hearing the screams" feeling. It's not for while they're in the next room or otherwise would be made inaudible by the muffling.

I'm guessing most of the people who are giving Becky advice about this kind of thing are making the incorrect assumption that this is what it's for: so she can keep being a good, involved mom to her kid without being driven nuts by wailing. But of course, that's not what she wants it for.

I still can't believe how much she's been going on about "the next baby" when she's also ready to declare bankruptcy and start selling family heirlooms and hates spending time with the existing baby.
 
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Temperance said:
Scammer Becky found a potential mark.
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Yeah. For example, "Carlos" was literally just an IVF embryo that failed to implant. 🙄 Wouldn't be surprised if this was the same case for her other alleged miscarriages.
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(If Becky was a real Jew, she'd know that it's a bad idea to name your children prematurely.)


Archiving this, since you're totally right. https://archive.is/TYaJE
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This post about earplugs complements another post about how Becky wants a soundproof headset and noise-cancelling wall padding (so she can more effectively ignore her crying/screaming child): https://archive.ph/y5VUa
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Becky will be investing in SIDS counseling if she keeps this up.
 
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Wargarbl said:
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Spoiler alert, Becky: you're still fat and idle, and it will continue to cause health issues.

Is this is her latest excuse why she should be eternally couch-melded and stoned? Probably.
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Oh, wow, the fat couch potato who huffs weed like she’s allergic to oxygen has achy joints. Clearly, it must be a super severe chronic condition that she must doctor shop for, because Becky is at the same time the frailiest of creatures and also more knowledgeable than those dumb doctors.
Also, remember when the cucks tried (unsuccessfully) to get her to leave the house and eat a goddamn salad? I’m surprised she didn’t frame that as abusive…
 
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Temperance said:
Becky wants a soundproof headset and noise-cancelling wall padding (so she can more effectively ignore her crying/screaming child)
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Adjacent to what Diana said, I'm grateful for my sound-cancelling headphones sometimes, but only when the kid is safely being listened-out-for by another responsible adult. And there's none of those in that household.
Charlie Delicious said:
Becky will be investing in SIDS counseling if she keeps this up.
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Hah-nuh is past SIDs age, blessedly. Anything now is pretty obvious infanticide.
 
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