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Pretty sure it’s a repost, as it’s not new according to his Webtoons. Fugly af either way.

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Speaking of trans kids, Billy claims that he froze some of his spunk as a teenager. Is begging for funds to ship it to Finland in a final attempt to impregnate his pooner wife. Features more retarded, questionable needlework (which he is now selling? (archive))

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You might remember that my Finnish husband and I have been on a journey to pregnancy through IVF for a few years now. I rarely update you on the matter because it's honestly been quite bleak. So many appointments with endless delays between each one, doctors getting their schedule mixed-up (for real), bureaucracy, straight-up incompetence... but also a lot of support and care from medical staff and our families and friends. A real roller-coaster of emotions that we are relieved to see come to fruition.

Today, without early notice and after months of obstacles, we finally got green-lighted to get the genetic material that I froze as a teenager from Canada to Finland. However, we can't just release the sperm in the Saint-Lawrence River and tell them to swim to the Baltic Sea. Some agent with sunglasses must transport it by plane in a secure container filled with liquid nitrogen, and that's the only part of this whole adventure that isn't covered by either of the countries' healthcare system.

We have about a week to gather a few thousand dollars to cover this trip, so you'll be seeing a few reminders of the ways you can support my work, such as by getting me a coffee (www.ko-fi.com/sophielabelle ) or the Friendship Book Bundle ( https://ko-fi.com/s/c9ab772abf ). I'm also putting some of my recent needlework up for grabs at https://ko-fi.com/sophielabelle/shop/needlework , in case you were looking for great conversation starters for your next family gathering! (As they take several dozen hours each to make, they are very limited.) Payp*l is @assignedmale !

The road has been bumpy, but we're honestly so excited right now. Thank you for being part of this adventure! <3

Sophie

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! said:
"My assigned sex at birth was a commodity that was bought and paid for"

What the fuck does that even mean? Were his parents only going to pay the doctor if their baby grew up to be He-Man in 15 years? I have so many questions.
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Musk paid for all his kids to be male using sex-selection during IVF.
 
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Treasure Champs said:
Musk paid for all his kids to be male using sex-selection during IVF.
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Oh I didn't realize that was Musk's son. I suppose he doesn't realize that if another sperm had fertilized the egg, it literally wouldn't have been him. He simply wouldn't exist, which is the ultimate goal of all troons, I suppose.

Elon is a piece of shit for having children and not raising them. This could've been avoided by actually being a parent instead of a paying sperm donor.
 
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toilet_rainbow said:
Pretty sure it’s a repost, as it’s not new according to his Webtoons. Fugly af either way.

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Yeah, I remember seeing this one a while back. Work on a new strip? That could take up to an hour of precious time.
toilet_rainbow said:
Speaking of trans kids, Billy claims that he froze some of his spunk as a teenager. Is begging for funds to ship it to Finland in a final attempt to impregnate his pooner wife. Features more retarded, questionable needlework (which he is now selling? (archive))

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I love the implication that they’ve just didn’t know they needed sperm. “How often are you having sex?” “Having what now?”
 
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Is that even legal?
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Legality aside (I cannot believe it is legal anywhere to have a minor jack off in a specimen cup), it is not cheap to freeze your swimmers and Billy is famous for talking about how poor and downtrodden he was as a youth. I would like to hear him explain how an underage homosexual prostitute even managed to pay for that, let alone find a clinic willing to risk doing it.
 
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! said:
Legality aside (I cannot believe it is legal anywhere to have a minor jack off in a specimen cup), it is not cheap to freeze your swimmers and Billy is famous for talking about how poor and downtrodden he was as a youth. I would like to hear him explain how an underage homosexual prostitute even managed to pay for that, let alone find a clinic willing to risk doing it.
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Maybe he just improvised at home? :P

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! said:
it is not cheap to freeze your swimmers and Billy is famous for talking about how poor and downtrodden he was as a youth.
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I was just thinking about how fortunate it is that despite all these hardships, homeless montreal trans youth are still able to freeze their sperm.

FYI as of 2025 in Montreal it is $700 per sperm sample + $365/year storage.

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redbarchetta said:
I was just thinking about how fortunate it is that despite all these hardships, homeless montreal trans youth are still able to freeze their sperm.

FYI as of 2025 in Montreal it is $700 per sperm sample + $365/year storage.

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Or you could just not cut your nuts off and raw dog a woman like men have been doing since time immemorial.

Shit's free. You don't even need a license.
 
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redbarchetta said:
I was just thinking about how fortunate it is that despite all these hardships, homeless montreal trans youth are still able to freeze their sperm.

FYI as of 2025 in Montreal it is $700 per sperm sample + $365/year storage.

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Pretty much anyone who's middle class or has middle class parents can get it done, the problem is finding a woman and paying for it.

I'm also low on Labelle lore, did Labelle claim to be turning tricks on the mean streets of Montreal as a teen after being kicked out of the childhood home?
 
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HRT scrambles your huevos. I don't know how much bathtub estrogen Billy took, but I'd bet it's enough to render him sterile.
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And also I don't think he's having sex with his wife judging by previous comics he seems interested in men than women I won't be surprised if it comes out he's having affairs with men.
 
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