Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Sperg Spectating]

Don't forget the Neko (a) boys part

Spoiler: Definition

neko​

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What does neko mean?​

Neko is the Japanese word for cat. It can refer to actual cats or to characters in anime or manga that have catlike features. Specifically, the catgirl (a woman with cat ears, whiskers, and sometimes paws or a tail) is referred to as a neko. Neko is also Japanese slang for “bottom,” or the submissive/receiving partner in a homosexual relationship.

To be fair to the pedophile, you might be looking into things a bit too much. I don't think he means neko in this very niche context, I think he just wants to fuck a child who has cat ears.

 

[PaperRoads]

To be fair to the pedophile, you might be looking into things a bit too much. I don't think he means neko in this very niche context, I think he just wants to fuck a child who has cat ears.

Probably, but I wouldn't be surprised if he meant both.

 

[bear hammer]

I still think we should ask to move this to Lolcows as a Halal thread, since that would be the most accurate classification. (I think ITG is a fair back up option though)

If you are going to request to move it out now, make sure to remove the [WIP] from the title, as you won't be able to edit the title without mod assistance once it's out.

Also make sure you add his newly discovered aliases to the thread, ( Astana Moviefilm Productions, Running with scissors, Sultan of the Sun, Solar X-2000, Cunt of england, Emma Dutcher)

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Also make sure you add his newly discovered aliases to the thread, ( Astana Moviefilm Productions, Running with scissors, Sultan of the Sun, Solar X-2000, Cunt of england, Emma Dutcher)

The first 2 I are already in the OP, I think the 3rd is as well. The OP also isn't the most up to date list of socials that Schizoid has.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Also make sure you add his newly discovered aliases to the thread, ( Astana Moviefilm Productions, Running with scissors, Sultan of the Sun, Solar X-2000, Cunt of england, Emma Dutcher)

There is a character limit to the actual thread title (hence the "and many more") but all of those should be present somewhere in the OP itself.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Also make sure you add his newly discovered aliases to the thread, ( Astana Moviefilm Productions, Running with scissors, Sultan of the Sun, Solar X-2000, Cunt of england, Emma Dutcher)

The first 2 I are already in the OP, I think the 3rd is as well. The OP also isn't the most up to date list of socials that Schizoid has.

Archives on preservetube.

Astana Moviefilm Productions archive
Running with scissors archive
Sultan of the Sun archive
Solar X-2000 archive
Cunt of england archive
Emma Dutcher archive

 

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Emma Dutcher

First time hearing about this one. Is there any proof that that account is his?

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

The "WIP" is removed from the title. Departure soon?

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

The "WIP" is removed from the title. Departure soon?

Yes, people want the thread to be moved out due to how large it has become (over 200 pages and over 100K views). We can still work on the OP when it's moved out. @Schizoid Wife put in a move request to Lolcows as a Halal thread or ITG.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Here goes

And then - the drama channels, documentaries and "Comprehensive History" series shall follow.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Wonder how many pages we’ll end with. Will this record ever be broken?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Yes, people want the thread to be moved out due to how large it has become (over 200 pages and over 100K views). We can still work on the OP when it's moved out. @Schizoid Wife put in a move request to Lolcows as a Halal thread or ITG.

This thread launch is more exciting than when Elon Musk launches one of his rockets!

 

[PaperRoads]

Alex is putting more work into researching porn bots than he does towards his drawing skills.

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I found out these porn bots are owned by the Israeli company Cellebrite which is also the same company used to data scrape and invade people's privacy. How is this legal? And of course Elon Musk has ties to that company.

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I guess we're pigs now.

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People on KiwiFarms are crazy but I guess that's what happens when you build a echo chamber centered around following lolcows. Just let them play with their own poop.

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I don't think you can own the Internet

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If I own the internet, I will ban monetization of Generative AI. I still wonder despite me softening up on Generative AI for experimental or meme purposes should Generative AI still be outlawed?

 

[Gravemind]

People on KiwiFarms are crazy but I guess that's what happens when you build a echo chamber centered around following lolcows.

As opposed to a one man echo chamber where your own voice just keeps bouncing off the walls?

If I own the internet

How does one go about "owning" the internet, Alex? Please, explain this concept.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

If I'm not mistaken, not even the big social media companies own the internet completely.

Lord knows how much shit is hosted outside their control plus the law in Russia, for example.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I found out these porn bots are owned by the Israeli company Cellebrite which is also the same company used to data scrape and invade people's privacy. How is this legal? And of course Elon Musk has ties to that company.

Isrealis, huh? Will we get Nazi Hogendorp arc v2.0?

 

[PaperRoads]

I wonder who he's talking about (@Axiom.)

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It is awful when someone who deems "your friend" joins in on Bullying you. These cunts deserve no friends.

They go on this false belief I am a "pedophile" when they are the pedophiles themselves.

 

[Rango Dango]

I don't think you can own the Internet

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If I own the internet, I will ban monetization of Generative AI. I still wonder despite me softening up on Generative AI for experimental or meme purposes should Generative AI still be outlawed?

Actually The Internet is owned by the Elders of The Internet, who guard it inside the Big Ben

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

They go on this false belief I am a "pedophile" when they are the pedophiles themselves.

I wish I would have known I was apparently a pedophile earlier. I would have done the morally correct thing and put a shotgun in my mouth and pulled the trigger

 

[PaperRoads]

Alex is making excuses for why he is not getting a job.

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Like what KingCobraJFS said, I would get a job but I'd have to pray no troll would contact my boss to get me fired. Luckily Canada protects autistic people from getting fired.

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Alex is claiming that his ancestry is from the British Isles.

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I plan to visit Scotland and Ireland in 2028, my origins are actually from there believe it or not.