DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[fresh pair of socks]

Just catching up on the past two months of this arc now. Do you think Philip was even aware PPP was giving him shit until like last week or he knew for most of the time and didn't care until he realized the detractors were getting a W from this?

Either way very sad Philip lost his second true love, in a similar way to his first, Rambo

Phil was huffing copium, thinking everyone loved him now. THE KING IS BACK.

Whenever chatters or LARPers tried to tell Phil PPP was a snake, Phil would just say it was all a work. PPP was playing the role of the detractor to own the detractors.

For anyone paying attention, PPP and Andy laid out their blueprint last summer of how they were going to suck up to Phil for content, but Phil was heavily in denial the whole time. He was happy to get money and higher views and thought he made 2 new friends (and a gaming soulmate in Andy )

Phil was totally in the dark that they were using him. Personally, I think last week's Grill Phil is what send Phil over the edge, making him look for a way to end the show. Defending Khet's honor was his way of running away without looking like a coward.

 

[sentrandeti]

Just catching up on the past two months of this arc now. Do you think Philip was even aware PPP was giving him shit until like last week or he knew for most of the time and didn't care until he realized the detractors were getting a W from this?

Either way very sad Philip lost his second true love, in a similar way to his first, Rambo

He didn't know he really believed the Steve thing wasn't going go like that and that Steve betrayed the casino

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Phil said "Mr Beast has done nothing to me, but I think his content is harmful, so it's my right to call that out"

How is that different from anything a detractor has ever done?

The difference is that Phil is ka-rekt and you are a hyper-fixated no-life loser and therefore not entitled to an opinion. Enjoy prison.

 

[KevJ]

august responds

 

[neger psykolog]

august responds

DSP is truly having a penultimate week of activity and interest! People love the new DSP!

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I still don't like PPP or KC and don't want any more outsiders in the goutsphere but the infodump stream about DSP was good stuff.

 

[shekelshoah666]

DSP getting it from KC and august at the same time is fucking hilarious. The gin bottle is gonna be empty tonight

 

[PieceofShet]

august responds

Our boi is going viral again! 10k views, 350 comments in 30mins.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

I thought we were eating well with SS last year, but goddamn if it isn’t a great time to be a detractor. This year is gonna be fun y’all

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Phil being shat on by KC and August in less than 48h?!

Gonna be a great week for Scopely and Total Wine

 

[DerelictOnion]

august responds

Oh shit, he called his positive, meaningful content, which needs to be paid for in the hundreds every day, a no-content. That's gotta hurt

 

[neger psykolog]

DSP getting it from KC and august at the same time is fucking hilarious. The gin bottle is gonna be empty tonight

It's rhymes like poetry:

 

[Telemeter]

Our boi is going viral again! 10k views, 350 comments in 30mins.

That's not even viral you mouth drooling morahn!

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Detractors are gonna end up with health issues like Khet with all the good eatin' we're getting lately.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

I've asked before and heard some interesting thoughts about why he says this, but if I could ask DSP a single question it would be what the fuck he is saying when he says "no load". I still think he is trying to say "no life" but very often says "no load". It's one of the greatest mysteries in my mouthdrooling loser style life.

I think it's his catch-all way of calling someone impotent without drawing attention to the fact that Closet Case Phil (DSP officially died on 3/14/2025 I call him CCP now because he's gay ayund needs to keep his remaining royal subjects in a stranglehold like China) spends a lot of time thinking about men's erect penises. Especially erect penises attached to people he doesn't like.. which if you think about it is pretty much everybody.

Joking kinda but not really? I think he means impotent in the broader sense: these no load losers in his crosshairs have no vigor, no weight to put behind their words, no power in their own lives so they have try and go after the little dog who's just minding his own business and wants to be left alone to beg in peace.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I'm retarded and should have just googled it but it's fun to have these inane little mysteries. I have genuinely never heard another human being say this in my life. Every so often he busts out some weird words or sayings that I've only heard my grandparents say too. Really makes you think about what is rattling around that oddly shaped head sometimes.

Phil explained "no loader" in detail once.

It means a lazy person not willing to work.

Yes, his self-awareness is funny.

 

[Balr0g]

Phil explained "no loader" in detail once.

It means a lazy person not willing to work.

Yes, his self-awareness is funny.

I really REALLY want to read Phil's work evaluations he got from his employers after he got shitcanned from every job. Does he actually know that they have to use positive language to not ruin their career? Where I life a statement like "He was an example in punctuality2 means in reality that the worker was the worst in his department. Or "he was always lighetening the mood" means that he was always drunk at work.

 

[dent_whisperer]

After Phil got married, he stopped talking about sexy ladies. Now we find out Khet is religious.

Looks like she might have influenced his nu-male Puritanical streak after all.

Also, RIP Khet

Listen to what PPP said again. Kat found out she might be dying and became more religious because of it like any normal person would. He never said anything about her already being religious and pushing it on Phil to turn him into a religious prude.

 

[GameratePTSD]

It's rhymes like poetry:
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See if he brought this energy to the Casino they probably would have kept him on. Now he's too scared of confrontations due to his severe social anxiety from self-isolation. The best he'll do is passive-aggressive references while grandstanding about being above drama, or old man insults like 'ninny' and 'dunce' that make him sound like an autistic Mr Burns.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Listen to what PPP said again. Kat found out she might be dying and became more religious because of it like any normal person would. He never said anything about her already being religious and pushing it on Phil to turn him into a religious prude.

It sounded to me like two separate thoughts. PPP was talking about the issues Phil has with Khet, and those two came out one after the next; I don't necessarily see them connected.

PPP didn't say Khet was dying or thought she was dying; he said Phil thinks she might be dying. Drama queen Phil said the same thing about his parents, so I don't trust a single thing he says about her health. What Phil thinks about her health or what he tells others to get some pity has nothing to do with Khet's behavior.

I'm not saying I am right; I am just speculating, but I don't think PPP was saying Khet had a born-again moment.