Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Billie Ross]

Just leaving this here...

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I'd estimate her to be around 530-550lbs, but I'm far from an expert, so I'm curious to hear what you guys think.

I'm going to agree around 530. She may look bigger, but that's because everything is sliding south.

Do us/we/they/it think she did this at Emily's house? Did she use Emily's washcloths?

I seem to recall her packing a stack of them for the trip.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Petition to call this current saga wipergate

Also I think Amber is sitting somewhere between 540 and 575.

 

[McBoogerBall]

Bigots, all of you, Amber is weighing at a daintee 120 pounds.

 

[Crab Latte]

Lol she's scared!!11

I am uncomfortable when we are not about me

 

[Tiresome]

Lol she's scared!!11

OKLAHOMA WIPED OUT IN WORLD'S LARGEST GREASE FIRE

 

[powdered toast]

Lol she's scared!!11
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The comments are calling her out for not actually being anywhere near the wildfires and the smoke/orange sky not being anywhere visible from where she lives.

What a bitch. Never failing to adopt someone else's tragedy as her own.

Edit: this comment lol

 

[spicytacosaurus]

I seem to recall her packing a stack of them for the trip.

Also

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Also

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"washclothsss for the house some washclothes I'm I'm looooving this color scheeeeme"

Were the shades of brown better to hide the shit stains after use and a delicate handwash, lack-of-wiper-lynn?

 

[Hippy Dippy]

Bigots, all of you, Amber is weighing at a daintee 120 pounds.

On what planet?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I was just watching a stream about the recent crap scandal, and someone in chat said Amber has wiped all the Becky content from her channel.

Here's the link to her archived forum where every video had its own dedicated thread.

https://kiwifarms.st/forums/amberlynn-reid.85/

 

[Raw]

On what planet?

Not a planet, but the closest is the moon.

Edit: now with the link haha

https://www.astronomy.com/science/how-much-would-i-weigh-on-other-planets/

 

[FatalTater]

Amber has wiped all the Becky content from her channel

Heh.
Wiped.

 

[Fee]

Lol she's scared!!11
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This was the scheduled "medical scare" to pull attention from her literal crusty ass.

 

[+who.cares+]

Did anyone save the video?

 

[anon101x]

 

[Janai]

Did anyone save the video?
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Ofc Amber is gonna bully salty crab because salty crab gets wayyy more views than amber at the molment. and her livestream recaps are getting a lot of attention.
I watched the video but didn't think to save it. In Ambers most recent live stream she took a narc test and lied on a lot of the answers and said "see you guise I'm not a narc" and thats a huge summary. The angel on here that did the recap went into detail if you are interested in the test.
I think salty crab should def reedit the video without clips and just upload again. She's able to summarize the livestreams without the actual clips so I dont see how this video would be any different.

 

[American Psycho]

No problem @Depressed_Oni, happy to help.

As an aside, while we wait for more stuff to happen, what do y'all think her current weight actually is? Her last weight that she admitted to was 513lbs, but I think we can safely dismiss that as bullshit.

I also don't think she's past or at her highest weight of 572lbs, both due to the fact she just doesn't have that stream of income anymore, and that the lack of a butler also means that she needs to do more for herself. She also just doesnt look as fat as she did at her highest, even if you account for gravity and sagging.

I'd estimate her to be around 530-550lbs, but I'm far from an expert, so I'm curious to hear what you guys think.

IMAGINE.... just imagine!!

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

It's weird that Amber doesn't just privately hire somebody to wipe her ass. I know you can be blind to your own stink at times, but surely at some point you hit the threshold of "oh God" and need to wash just out of pure disgust. Even if Amber is blind to her own smell, if she exits a room and re-enters she should smell the stink of shit.

Amber would never hire someone for that, they'd just be a person who performs the service they're being paid to do and leaves while maintaining and asserting their personal boundaries at all times. They'd presumably ensure the relationship remains purely professional and treat Amber exactly the same as the rest of their clients. She doesn't want that and probably wouldn't see the point. Amber isn't entirely helpless, it's a manipulation tactic to keep enabler types on the hook with guilt, and I'm pretty sure ass wiping is the final boss of codependent relationships. Being that fat probably does render some tasks literally impossible, but when she has no enabler snared (or they set a hard limit) and something needs to be done, she usually figures it the fuck out.

That being said, she's just fat and filthy and doesn't care. iirc she puts down puppy pads and lets the dog shit inside routinely, the cat's litter box is probably disgusting, and at one point she let it go so bad that there was barely a square foot of her house that one of her pets hadn't shit or pissed on. None of that bothered her either. She knows she smells, she's just so used to her own funk that she can't fathom that anyone would find her odor offensive. Or she thinks that spraying herself down with cheap scented body spray flawlessly disguises the eye-watering stench of a 500 lb deathfat who hasn't bathed in months (it does not).

 

[Cornfed]

I hate that I remember this, but didn’t we learn from Erika or Valentine or whoever that Amber used a wiping device both for wiping and as a sex toy?

I don't really believe that Amber uses it as a sex toy. The logistics don't make sense. I won't go into more detail than that.