Roketsune / Darosne / Christian Crawford / Field Marshal Crappenburg - Pedophile Activist Furry, Kiwi Farms Member, Verbose Cunt, Furry Drama Investigator

[OtterParty]

let's go to both of his profiles and scream julay and tell him to kill himself in every language available to google translate, that'll show him

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Just saw his replies in the thread.

I think we have a narcissist on our hands.

The fact he quoted nearly every post early on and is willing to be a lolcow made it obvious.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

lol he's a tranny hating pedo

just like milo

Legit question to subject of this thread, do you get off on being abused?

Your internet persona is either the dumbest idea since running with scissors was invented, or you get off on being treated like shit for liking fucked up stuff like pedophilia.

actually now that I think about it he's more like Sick Nick

 

[HG 400]

If he uses this website to shit on people he deems inferior to him, it really begs the question... which threads does he follow exactly, because I'm struggling to find anyone inferior to a spastic pedophile furry.

 

[Kikomi]

If he uses this website to shit on people he deems inferior to him, it really begs the question... which threads does he follow exactly, because I'm struggling to find anyone inferior to a spastic pedophile furry.

i think sick nick is worse simply because he actually raped a little girl. of course even non-offending pedos are gross but i have yet to see a cow as gross as nick on that level.

we could check his post history on his other account though. i skimmed through it and holy shit the syntax is exactly the same.

 

[HG 400]

i think sick nick is worse simply because he actually raped a little girl.

Being successful at your life goals makes you less pathetic, not more.

 

[shecameforcwc]

Furries should be deported.

 

[GS 281]

Do we know what user he is yet?

You didn't happen to read the thread did you?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Do we know what user he is yet?

Read the thread before asking questions that were answered by page 3

Also, apologize for double posting

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

It baffles me that someone could be here for months, fit in reasonably well, look at what we do, and then stick their dick in a meat grinder anyway. Why?

Judging by his extremely long and detailed responses, I think he's just really lonely and comfortable in his weirdness. He wanted people to examine his life the way people examine CWC's so that he could feel special and maybe even loved. He doesn't seem to have a very active social life or much hope for the future. He probably figured he had nothing to lose. I mean, he was already unemployable and I'm pretty sure all his friends must also be pedophiles or dogfuckers who wouldn't care if he was outed as a degenerate.

That's my analysis of it.

 

[Begemot]

Greetings and salutations, Kiwis! I am the world's one and only femboy tactician/strategist raccoon (verification here)! I am elated by having finally earned a thread in this illustrious drama community and given an opportunity to take up residence here as an fruity and depraved lolcow. I've dreamed of being able to frankly speak and frolic here as lolcow for months, and that dream has been realized! I actually had to find this thread all by myself- no one trolled me or even mentioned it. You all are supposed to be vicious and unrelenting tormentors of autists, transgenders, and furries, and despite being all three I incurred no abuse at all. You all really need to step up your game, Jesus Christ.

I'm actually a regular member here, joining after some months of lurking following my discovery of the link on the CWCki (I've squandered so many hours reading that grand encyclopaedia on that fat useless bastard). Two veterans here know who my main is and I have been advised against disclosing that publicly, so I will defer to their judgement and much greater experience. I will say that I contributed substantially to one of KF's noteworthy projects and over 97% of my ratings are positive. Thus, I have demonstrated that even pedofurs can be upstanding and useful Kiwis who are cognizant of and conform to standards and expectations.

I shall relay various characteristics, attributes, and circumstances about myself which I feel will be of interest to others here:

• I am a member of multiple demographics which KF has historically shown very high interest in: autistic, furry, brony, transgender (genderqueer femboy type; I don't wish to become female). And, of course, I am also a hebephile, though I very much gravitate towards drawn smut and my own fictional characters. RL humans aren't often attractive to me sexually or personally.
• I am receiving individual psychotherapy for a variety of psychiatric symptoms and dysfunctions which are mostly autistic in nature: excessive fear and anxiety responses, inefficiency and poor motivation, terrible self-discipline, susceptibility to exhaustion, and dread and terror about my mortality. Collectively these severely degrade my quality of life and have proven intractable despite my best efforts, so I sought external assistance.
• I find it extremely difficult to truly relax and recreate rather than deliberately work on planned objectives, so these intended leisure pursuits prove elusive. That said, my recreational interests are grand strategy (I might buy and play Star Ruler 2 soon) and MMORPG games (I really liked EVE Online, aka "Spreadsheets in Space"), watching documentaries and news and MLP, and watching artists' streams. Oh, and surfing drama sites like this one.
• I'm an enthusiast of To Catch a Predator and Hansen vs. Predator (the successor to the first). Those that he and his compatriots ensnare virtually without exception are impetuous, dimwitted, manipulative, and self-centered snots, so I like Hansen's work.
• I have a discomforting number of similarities to CWC, which might amplify my natural interest in him and his case. Some are benign, like the belated crossdressing and use of idiosyncratic terms. Some aren't, like my delayed development, horrible behavior when younger, dysfunctional parents, and the failure of the system as a whole to properly raise or care for me. I've many times uncomfortably contemplated similarities between me and him/other lolcows, how/why I eventually started to thrive, how many prime years I've lost to toxic stagnation, and whether I could have ever experienced a rapid awakening while living with my parents.
• I've composed a great deal of background and explanatory material on my fictional world and my fursona, and their world war has a long and intricate chronology. One of my great aspirations is to have made a deep and complex furry turn-based grand strategy game based on my world and its world war. It would have intricate strategic and tactical modes, something akin to a fusion of Hearts of Iron and Panzer General. It would be highly moddable and adaptable so people could play out their own stories and characters or make preferred tweaks.
• Speaking of military strategy games, I am ashamed to say that despite having an autistic fixation on military history and concepts, and fancying myself as a strategist/tactician, I tend to suck at those games- even the TBS ones. I severely struggle against the AI in Civ 5 on fucking Prince or King difficulty. People winning Civ or AC on Deity level is MINDBLOWING to me.
• I generally prefer to listen to energetic Japanese music, particularly Touhou stuff. Whenever I hear music, my imagination is stimulated, sometimes very intensely. I feel playing music is essentially a "self-stimming" behavior.
• I dress as if I'm going to a furry convention or Pride celebration whenever I leave the house. I'm often asked if I'm an entertainer for children or going to a special function, and I respond that's my normal fashion preference.
• My fursona is this extremely peculiar combination of femboy erotic fashion model and supreme military commander for his country. I've even managed to make his experience and talents as a model realistically applicable to the latter, as his position entails charisma, elocution, and psychology as well as pure cold strategy and resource management. I actually have a commission in progress which will juxtapose those two aspects of him, and I love the countenance the artist came up with in the preliminary sketch!
• Much of my ideology would be well received by the average Kiwi. I am a proponent of rational and humane eugenics and I repudiate my right to reproduce. I think voting should be restricted to those who pass literacy and civics tests. I think the standard for mental incompetence and compulsory treatment should be much lower, a belief reinforced many times on here.
• I'm arguably a narcissist since I would totally yiff and paw off my own fursona.

I will submit this introductory post now, and I will work on responses to things which merit it while people are reading this. May this be the start of a strange and complicated, but good-natured and fulfilling, relationship!

At least this guy's self aware.

 

[Somsnosa]

haha he actually writes "pawesome". What a tard

 

[Cato]

Judging by his extremely long and detailed responses, I think he's just really lonely and comfortable in his weirdness. He wanted people to examine his life the way people examine CWC's so that he could feel special and maybe even loved. He doesn't seem to have a very active social life or much hope for the future. He probably figured he had nothing to lose. I mean, he was already unemployable and I'm pretty sure all his friends must also be pedophiles or dogfuckers who wouldn't care if he was outed as a degenerate.

That's my analysis of it.

Well yeah, he basically outright said as much:

I am someone with a highly insular, dull, and uneventful life socially and in generally. This is honestly the most excitement and attention I've received since I was in school.

With that said, it doesn't really square with him initially trying to get this thread deleted.

 

[LiveFromNS]

He'd be somewhat fun to engage if he didn't have kiddie-diddling on his mind. But that deviance is one that can't be disregarded.

Maybe he and @SolidMario should hang out.

 

[CWCissey]

He'd be somewhat fun to engage if he didn't have kiddie-diddling on his mind. But that deviance is one that can't be disregarded.

Maybe he and @SolidMario should hang out.

I'd prefer if they all hung out with Nick Bate.

You know, round his place...

 

[Tragi-Chan]

And here was me thinking a hebephile was attracted to Jews.

 

[TheScooper]

I am not going lie this so far is my favorite thread, giving the bizarre circumstances.

Spoiler: Reminder to Roketsune

 

[Melkor]

I feel like this picture is relevant.

 

[Fareal]

You know God doesn't love someone when he afflicts them with a crippling developmental disorder and a crippling mental disorder too.

But when God really wants to fuck someone up, turns out he throws a nice fat personality disorder on the top. Histrionic with narcissistic features, in this case.

This guy's therapist really earns his money. On the other hand, it's not like anyone is expecting this therapy to produce a functional member of society, so the treatment goals are set pretty low.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

lol was the whole "Kiwi veterans warned me not to use my real account/username" made up? Because a staff member outed him out so I'm going to call bullshit. The ego is so large on this guy that he thought he was one of the most popular Kiwi users, when the big reveal occurred everybody included me was disappointed. What a moron.

I only know of him because of all the work he did on the TLL Lowcow Wiki article & his posts in the TLL thread itself, as @Melkor said. He & @MirnaMinkoff were two of the most informative posters in the thread. So I'm disappointed, but for an entirely different reason.

But he had over 97% positive ratings!!!!!

Ha, that & the "I've learned from my mistakes" stuff reminds me so much of Chris. "Catherine & I are meant to be together! We were a 97% match on OKCupid!"
No wonder he hates Chris, goddamn. Aside from being a furry pedo, he sounds almost exactly like him, right down to the "high-functioning autism." Hell, they are both even huge narcissists that try to pass themselves off as academics. & lest we forget, by his own admission, he wears nothing but shit with his fursona plastered all over it, much like dear OPL & his Sonichu medallion.

So congratulations, @Roketsune, you are just as pathetic as the cow you supposedly hate, if not more so.

I'm kind of-sort of disappointed that he's @Field Marshal Crappenberg because he contributed a lot to the TLL Lolcow Wiki article.
A fucking pedo furry faux-tranny contributed to an article exposing a scam suicide hotline.
I want to say there's irony but.

If he uses this website to shit on people he deems inferior to him, it really begs the question... which threads does he follow exactly, because I'm struggling to find anyone inferior to a spastic pedophile furry.

I'm kind of wondering that myself. He obviously thinks himself superior to Chris. . .