US US Politics General 2 - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

General Trump Banner.png

Should be a wild four years.

Helpful links for those who need them:

Current members of the House of Representatives
https://www.house.gov/representatives

Current members of the Senate
https://www.senate.gov/senators/

Current members of the US Supreme Court
https://www.supremecourt.gov/about/biographies.aspx

Members of the Trump Administration
https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/
 
Last edited by a moderator:
View attachment 7093491
What I hate most about Schumer is when he's speaking in the Senate and has his hands in his pockets like he's a pervert in a Phillip Roth novel who thinks no one notices that's he's playing with himself.

View attachment 7093493
Because I will never miss a chance to point this out. The reason is that he is -extremely- self-conscious of the fact he has very effeminate hands. It legitimately gives him massive self-esteem issues. I don't think it shows off well in videos and pictures but the man has a complex about them and prefers to keep them non-visible unless he has to actively move something.

Though you can see in ones like this https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/..._44/3423240/201026-chuck-schumer-ac-1143p.jpg They are very tiny.


And yes, it was Schumer who started the "Trump has small hands" thing.
 
View attachment 7094004View attachment 7094008

I cant even find the word to describe this
It seems like literally all he had to do was say he’s getting rid of his Tesla and he’s got Redditors saying they’ll die for him. He didn’t even have to get rid of it, just say he did, and Redditors who had never heard of him before, suddenly want to make him President. Redditors are truly a singularity of cowardice and delusion.

Also remember when Redditors were all dickriders of Elon Musk? Remind them of this whenever possible.
IMG_4804.jpeg
 
It seems like literally all he had to do was say he’s getting rid of his Tesla and he’s got Redditors saying they’ll die for him. He didn’t even have to get rid of it, just say he did, and Redditors who had never heard of him before, suddenly want to make him President. Redditors are truly a singularity of cowardice and delusion.

Also remember when Redditors were all dickriders of Elon Musk? Remind them of this whenever possible.
View attachment 7094053
Good timing, I found this little clip about just that.
I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!
 
I disagree. I thought it was the ruining the country.
I’ll always love how Norm never used a “joke voice.” So many comedians out on a funny voice or take a specific tone when they’re doing a bit. Norm just spoke like Norm, which made it impossible to tell when he was gonna lay one on you, which just amplified every joke
 
When you lied on the job application and somehow still got the job





Context: 2 literal rocket scientists are unable to answer a relatively softball question about which capsules are used for which mission and why. Typically slippery answer from NASA ”We lost da telemetry data from Apollo n sheeeit” niggers.
 
It’s a very minor complaint of mine but I’m not looking forward to all of the internet tough guys vague-posting about The Ides of March tomorrow.

The assassination of Caesar led to 100 years of civil war in Rome, and gave rise to some literal batshit emperors. It was not a good thing, to say the least. But every year since I can remember people take March 15th to joke about regicide like it’s something funny,

I prefer order to chaos, just my two cents. I’m done.
 
It’s a very minor complaint of mine but I’m not looking forward to all of the internet tough guys vague-posting about The Ides of March tomorrow.

The assassination of Caesar led to 100 years of civil war in Rome, and gave rise to some literal batshit emperors. It was not a good thing, to say the least. But every year since I can remember people take March 15th to joke about regicide like it’s something funny,

I prefer order to chaos, just my two cents. I’m done.
People forget that Caesar was assassinated not because he was some tyrant, but because he tried to give the common people's councils more power and was becoming insanely popular amongst said people. He was a decent statesman, a decent general, and a surprisingly decent philosopher and learned man (literally invented the modern calendar), effectively one of the few people that fit Plato's philosopher-king standard since Alexander. The senators, effectively ran by an oligarchy of gossipy catty teenage girls petty kings, didn't like that, especially since before he was a relative nobody amongst the aristocracy, with little gold or political power to throw about before his success as a general. So then they crown him because he won a civil war they started, then killed him, then also immediately knew they fucked up after killing him and had to prevent another civil war by basically invoking divine right to rule and crowning Octavius...who then took the name Caesar.

tl;dr senators are retarded no matter what era.
 
It’s a very minor complaint of mine but I’m not looking forward to all of the internet tough guys vague-posting about The Ides of March tomorrow.

The assassination of Caesar led to 100 years of civil war in Rome, and gave rise to some literal batshit emperors. It was not a good thing, to say the least. But every year since I can remember people take March 15th to joke about regicide like it’s something funny,

I prefer order to chaos, just my two cents. I’m done.
All the people who are thinking of re-enacting the Ides of March should look up what happened to the ''''''Liberators'''''''
 
Back