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"I'd get a job but I'd be scared those pesky trolls would get me fired."
"Luckily, Canada would protect me from getting fired."
Then why don't you—
You know what, you simply can't make this shit up.
Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms
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"Luckily, Canada would protect me from getting fired."
Then why don't you—
You know what, you simply can't make this shit up.
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Alex, what happened to your Architecture Degree? If you have a degree, you could get a job related to it.
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The delusion continues. (When he says that there was someone looking out for him, I think he's referring to this. Post 1 & post 2 by @Nosferatu Zodd)
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I can recall there was one looking out for me on KiwiFarms. But If anyone were to defend me are too scared to in fear of being attacked by the 80 KiwiFarms mobs who bullied me. I understand how hard it is to be in my shoes.
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I just hope whoever bullied me on KiwiFarms learns a bit better. I am thinking a few would but most won't.
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I only have myself found interacting on a few sites like reddit, twitch, discord and deviantart. The internet is such a cesspool not worth having public accounts on. Too many bots masquerade as real people which is really annoying. Also too many trolls and block abusers. The internet has become almost completely unusable.
I have no plans to return to Kiwi Farms even if they welcome me back there. It caused me so much stress that it's not worth it.
I have no plans to return to Kiwi Farms even if they welcome me back there. It caused me so much stress that it's not worth it.
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Does anyone have the video of him puking the peanuts up?
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Normally I would make a post insulting him or even an ironic one but I just genuinely don't care about him enough to take any sort of this shit seriously.
If he were to just disappear right now, literally nobody would know and I know his thread would die to inactivity.
I hope you live forever being who you are, Alex. Nothing makes me happier than you posting about your fetishes and life online, I genuinely mean this from the bottom of my heart. Normally I would make "ironic" cringe inducing shitposts even when I'm trying to be mean, but this isn't funny. You just know how to ruin any sort of chance even for anyone to remotely have fun at your expense. You constantly letting yourself push your thread past 200 pages is a good reassurance that everyone seeing you online will stay away from you, nevermind though, I know you will either blame me or the forum as to why nobody likes you.
I hope you don't Nick Bate your fucking sister, you sick fuck, and everyone can see your goon drawings are nothing but your projections of rape because you know they can't run away from you due to them being limbless.
Jesus christ.
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"Never judge a man until he's walked a mile in his own shoes." - Some Canadian Retard
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I can't even comprehend this level of retardation.
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Most people on KiwiFarms has a mind of a 10 year old and an IQ of 75. You cannot win arguments against a malicious moron.
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Always remember, Ginger's have souls.
@AnOminous
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AnOminous is probably the biggest retard on KiwiFarms considering he's the one who is most terminally online being the only one with 100,000 messages.
Oh, and Chris Chan only had like a few messages but the site said he posted a billion for some reason.
It's coming to the point people become so terminally online that they become fat and have to fart in order to walk.
Oh, and Chris Chan only had like a few messages but the site said he posted a billion for some reason.
It's coming to the point people become so terminally online that they become fat and have to fart in order to walk.
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Trump is so fat he has to fart to get up and fart in order to walk while Elon Musk is so dumb he's only capable of farting.
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If Trump tells his supporters to look directly at the sun for hours, they will do it.
Trump will also use the demon core as the coronavirus cure.
Trump will also use the demon core as the coronavirus cure.
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Ever seen The River of Light. Elon Musk will stare at it forever. Consume his eyes and make him go blind. His fans will think it's real when in reality it is from the anime series Mushishi.
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Donald Trump will claim he has no butthole even though there are records of him farting at the podium, but will distract his supporters with a unicorn lair if that happens.
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Trump also jerks off at the newborn scene in A Serbian Film.
Come to think of it, Trump is like Vukmir in A Serbian Film the more I think about it.
Come to think of it, Trump is like Vukmir in A Serbian Film the more I think about it.
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Trump will try to run for president in 2028. He'd also put political dissidents and minorities in detention centers.
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I know about the World Economic Forum and The Great Reset. The Right Wingers biggest fear. And these right wingers think they're still powerful. But I don't recall any ordinary left wing person saying they support the World Economic Forum.
Even liberals and the far left criticized the World Economic Forum for their hypocrisy and lack of transparency.
Has any right winger note that the World Economic Forum has been protested against as far back as in the 1990s? They've been unpopular long before COVID.
Even liberals and the far left criticized the World Economic Forum for their hypocrisy and lack of transparency.
Has any right winger note that the World Economic Forum has been protested against as far back as in the 1990s? They've been unpopular long before COVID.
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Took feedbacks. Thank you for reminding me for my ESL typos and mistakes!Revision from feedbacks. Click here to check the full effortpost.
Lunar Orbiting Paradox
Alex's interactions with Kiwi Farms means that he already had many times of cowtipping, but through researching Alex, even more lolcows have been found through him. Some of these cows have even shaped Alex's more recent records, some are just cows he has a specific a-logging towards, for either obsessive or vindictively stupid reasons.
Brief sample of the post. You can click on the quote that I've made to check for yourself.
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Kiwis, put on your helmets and adjust your seatbelts. We are preparing to lift off from Prospering Grounds, into the autismosphere!
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He made this screed criticizing modern anime for, in his view, drawing bad designs, failing to see that his "skills" would get him laughed out of the room
I turned it into mp3 format because the video is literally just a still image of an anime girl, and I absolutely refuse to give him his kicks
Anime Sucks Now
I turned it into mp3 format because the video is literally just a still image of an anime girl, and I absolutely refuse to give him his kicks
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"Anime sucked since 2005 to 2009"He made this screed criticizing modern anime for, in his view, drawing bad designs, failing to see that his "skills" would get him laughed out of the room
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I turned it into mp3 format because the video is literally just a still image of an anime girl, and I absolutely refuse to give him his kicks
Fuck you nigger, Hellsing is good shit.
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Also, my theory for Suhail’s name was that he derivates the name from the Lambda Velorum/λ Velorum, which is a star in the constellation, Vela. It’s originally an Arabic name, called as Suhail al Wazn.
And Suhail is a common Arabic first name amongst men; as well as being traditionally used by three other stars: Canopus (Suhel), Gamma Velorum (Suhail al Muhlif) and Zeta Puppis (Suhail Hadar) before the two latter has its own name, Regor and Naos. As for Lambda, the star has its name confirmed as Suhail.
I’m not going into deep detailing, as this is my lazy theory how Suhail got her name. Can be obvious through Alex’s obsession with astronomy.
And Suhail is a common Arabic first name amongst men; as well as being traditionally used by three other stars: Canopus (Suhel), Gamma Velorum (Suhail al Muhlif) and Zeta Puppis (Suhail Hadar) before the two latter has its own name, Regor and Naos. As for Lambda, the star has its name confirmed as Suhail.
I’m not going into deep detailing, as this is my lazy theory how Suhail got her name. Can be obvious through Alex’s obsession with astronomy.
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....maybe he chose it because he thought it looked cool?
I remember the creators of Evangelion on the crosses well, I wouldn't be surprised if the same thing applied here.
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@Suburban Bastard
@The Last Stand, @anliteralidiot, @Nein Inch Nales Congrats, you made it to the good list.
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@The Last Stand, @anliteralidiot, @Nein Inch Nales Congrats, you made it to the good list.
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Funny thing how it was KiwiFarms that taught me the reality of the world in 2022 and now in 2025, they shifted away from it and became delusional like I was.
KiwiFarms is slowly becoming the hivemind of the alt right and because of this, KiwiFarms is unusable.
Suburban Bastard somehow managed to sink low to continue condemning me even though he's not a Musk shill, or his he. The Last Stand, Anliteralidiot and Nein Inch Nales have observed me being harassed and thankfully was way more civil by not joining in, like a rational person should.
KiwiFarms is slowly becoming the hivemind of the alt right and because of this, KiwiFarms is unusable.
Suburban Bastard somehow managed to sink low to continue condemning me even though he's not a Musk shill, or his he. The Last Stand, Anliteralidiot and Nein Inch Nales have observed me being harassed and thankfully was way more civil by not joining in, like a rational person should.
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Got an illegal follow request from a porn bot, this time wearing a star wars hat.
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Alex already has an autistic obsession with stars and space, I think NaggotFigger's read is correct. If it isn't, we should expect a post from Alex trying to correct him.
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Damn what an empath.
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I didn't watch the whole video, but from what I saw of it, the reviewer dislikes how boring and repetitive the album is, and likes the beats that Alex
He also interviewed Alex in a video that I am too lazy to watch (preservetube is not working for me on this video).
While Alex may disprove of people enjoying the music that he made, he also wants you to know that he is self aware and can take criticism.
He is so self aware that he even made an article on himself complaining about how bad his music is.
The Identity Decay song is one of the only ones that I can't find. With the amount that he talks about how serious it is, I am actually somewhat curious and want to listen to it.
Unfortunately, the only other people that noticed his musical genius are shitty Nigerian content farms. (sites are down but links are here (2)):
Tyrone Buji, are you coming back?!?!?
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Sure hope someone gave him money to review this shit.Alex got someone to review his Ebola Hunter album (archive). This guy actually listened to the whole thing