Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[souschef]

I like how tammy is using a glove to not touch the meat with her bare hands

They are so ridiculous

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Recently I found this video and I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Jump straight to 4:20 and watch for like 30-40 seconds. It is so on the nose it feels like an SNL skit.

He sounds so giddy and happy to have such a big black phallic object that close to this mouth.

You can't tell me Fatty doesn't love sucking on some big nigger dick.

 

[Super Hans v2]

I like how tammy is using a glove to not touch the meat with her bare hands

They are so ridiculous

White trash like them rarely wash their hands, if ever. She's just being considerate and thinking ahead to when she has to wipe Fatty's sore-ridden ass. I can't imagine rubbing old meat juice into an open wound would end well.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Finally someone in this thread that it's bothered as much as i am with this AI child picture ... It disgusts me so much

You are absolutely not alone. The concepts it forces to collide in your brain cannot be spoken. I have NO idea how someone can see that image and not immediately recoil and go DELETE DELETE DELETE -- let alone make it part of their intro!?

I can't imagine rubbing old meat juice into an open wound would end well.

... logs out for the night.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Jack is the last person who should have an opinion on education

>apply for entry level position
>Requirements: Bachelors or equivalent experience
FUCK

 

[ZipDisk]

Nobody is stopping you from going out dancing

I hit you with a disagree. Jack Scalfani put a permanent ending to Jack Scalfani's line dancing days. Also, I was a kid, but I remember line dancing being part of the Garth books craze in the 1990's. Like I'm aware it was a thing before that, but the stupid wrangler butts empty jack's nuts phase was the 1990's.

I like how tammy is using a glove to not touch the meat

I hate glove phobia. Specifically, it is better for the person handling your food to wash their hands and then handle the food for you than it is to introduce gloves into the situation. You are NOT getting more "sanitation" that way, you're risking more cross contamination. Doctors wear gloves to protect THEMSELVES from your vile fluids.

 

[souschef]

I hit you with a disagree. Jack Scalfani put a permanent ending to Jack Scalfani's line dancing days. Also, I was a kid, but I remember line dancing being part of the Garth books craze in the 1990's. Like I'm aware it was a thing before that, but the stupid wrangler butts empty jack's nuts phase was the 1990's.

I hate glove phobia. Specifically, it is better for the person handling your food to wash their hands and then handle the food for you than it is to introduce gloves into the situation. You are NOT getting more "sanitation" that way, you're risking more cross contamination. Doctors wear gloves to protect THEMSELVES from your vile fluids.

The gloves are discarded often too. I always work with no gloves, but wash my hands dozens and dozens of times a during my shift. Even if i go outside a little bit i wash my hands when i get back in. I think glove wearing is a huge redflag in restaurants an bars, most of the time

I don't think the glove is because they fear contamination, i think it's that she's disgusted by touching raw meat... it's really ridiculous

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

You are absolutely not alone. The concepts it forces to collide in your brain cannot be spoken. I have NO idea how someone can see that image and not immediately recoil and go DELETE DELETE DELETE -- let alone make it part of their intro!?

It just looks disgusting. Not only is it poorly made, but the very concept of it is. Sucks all the entertainment value seeing Jack undercook stuff.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack acts like this is big news but this has been known for months...



But I guess he saw the trailer for the first time while seeing this movie which I bet he will praise for not having political agendas or bitch at for having agendas

 

[p1138]

You are absolutely not alone. The concepts it forces to collide in your brain cannot be spoken. I have NO idea how someone can see that image and not immediately recoil and go DELETE DELETE DELETE -- let alone make it part of their intro!?

I still think it looks like some kind of weird nacho cheese volcano burn victim that is going to need skin grafts.

 

[AnOminous]

I still think it looks like some kind of weird nacho cheese volcano burn victim that is going to need skin grafts.

It's impressive he managed to find something even more enraging than that shitty Jagoff bitmoji.

 

[semitooth]

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[p1138]

It's impressive he managed to find something even more enraging than that shitty Jagoff bitmoji.

What is it even supposed to represent? Filthy kid covered in mustard or cheese? Burn victim? Burn victim in a trailer park? It just doesn't make sense for a cooking show, worse than when he kept putting AI images of animals in his thumbnails for meat based recipes.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Jack is an alien trying to figure out how humans cook, but he fails all the time.

 

[AltisticRight]

...So Jack admits he's what's wrong with society? Nobody is stopping you from going out dancing and socializing instead of binging TV shows and whining on the internet, fatty. Except you and your four strokes.

Hopefully the fifth stroke puts an end to this.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

You are NOT getting more "sanitation" that way, you're risking more cross contamination. Doctors wear gloves to protect THEMSELVES from your vile fluids.

The only times you should wear gloves is if you have cuts or open sores on your fingers / hands and don't want to get meat juices in them or get your fluids on the food. Or you're cutting up a lot of hot peppers.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jack is the last person who should have an opinion on education

>apply for entry level position
>Requirements: Bachelors or equivalent experience
FUCK

“It works.” Says the guy who admitted just the other day he doesn’t make a living on YouTube anymore and now depends heavily on his wife for financial and ass-wiping support.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Edit: he finally has Hammy oiling that nasty gigantic tree round that he got from boomermanchu with the temu laser engraver. I can’t wait to see what the bacteria, water, and grime trapped underneath it does to the butcher block countertop underneath it.

Yeah, oiling your cutting board does little to prevent bacteria growth, other than helping prevent spots for it to be in. Sterilizing cutting boards is really important. I am a stickler for food safety, so I always clean my cutting board with hot water and dish soap, then disinfect with hydrogen peroxide, then hot water and soap again.

The way they did it doesn't appear to be the best way though. Cutting boards get nicks in them so you gotta use something that works on a porous surface like hydrogen peroxide. A lot of cleaners won't work as well and if she used a harsh chemical and only wiped it down, that's going to leave residue that gets in food.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Cutting boards get nicks in them so you gotta use something that works on a porous surface like hydrogen peroxide. A lot of cleaners won't work as well and if she used a harsh chemical and only wiped it down, that's going to leave residue that gets in food.

Neither of them care because this is all a larp. It's performance art for the sake of showing the IRS that they really truly do have a cooking show and they need to deduct all the crap that Fatty buys and why all those trips to fast food places are necessary for the show.

Besides at this point with all those strokes and the toxins that Fatty has eaten I don't think things like salmonella, botulism or listeria could hurt him.

 

[Wintermute_Zero]

The clip that Null played on MATI of jacking saying "Gooners are anime fans" had me howling, it was probably one of the only times I have recently laughed at this fat retard.