Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

She looked perfectly fine in those older photos. No idea why she decided she needed to turn her nose into an anime girl triangle.

 

[Hubelublub]

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It's confusing to me why they'd put someone so obviously plastic'd out as their press secretary when they're constantly making jokes about women with plastic surgery. Girl needs to be careful with all those injectables. I'm an idiot, but it does look like she's really pushed it to the max with the botox lip flip and filler in her naturally deep nasolabial folds. I think she also had botox put on the sides of her nose to make it appear less broad when she smiles and talks. She really has that WASP-y no-top-lip thing going for her.

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What a shame. She had that All-American look.

I'm fucking over non-binary weirdos with blue hair on the left, but this overdone, clown makeup and horrid plastic surgery on the right is just as fucking bad.

A Press Secretary who looks like your average wholesome American midwestern woman, but fucking rocks at dealing with retarded journalists, would have been an amazing part of the Trump Administration.

Instead, she just looks like your average SoCal resident with East Coast clown makeup.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

I'm fucking over non-binary weirdos with blue hair on the left, but this overdone, clown makeup and horrid plastic surgery on the right is just as fucking bad.

Poon or troon? Your pick.

 

[Dr. Butt]

All those procedures makes her look like a 50 something golddigger on her third husband.

more like 70-something handsome squidward

 

[batteredpancakes]

Just realized Madonna has fucked up her face even more by doing what appears to be buccal fat removal?
September 2024 compared to November 2023

 

[NoBueno]

Paris Hilton never literally whored. She's old money. She got high and slutted it up, sure, but she's never had to work as a prostitute the way Lindsay or Britney did after their groomers threw them away. Her surgery is also much better quality.

Paris Hilton and Sasha Grey used to travel the world DJing at various events. But it was the cover for the real bookings they had at the 6-star hotels they were staying in nearby.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

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Paris Hilton and Sasha Grey used to travel the world DJing at various events. But it was the cover for the real bookings they had at the 6-star hotels they were staying in nearby.
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Fuck, 3% of $2.3B is still $69M. That's more than most people would make in 30 lifetimes. I imagine there are quite a few family members it was split amongst, but the idea of being a millionaire and still whoring is insane. Is there any evidence of this?

 

[NoBueno]

Fuck, 3% of $2.3B is still $69M. That's more than most people would make in 30 lifetimes. I imagine there are quite a few family members it was split amongst, but the idea of being a millionaire and still whoring is insane. Is there any evidence of this?

Why do you think they hold the events? If Sasha Grey or Paris Hilton show up in a city alone and a bunch of billionaires fly in, people will start talking. Just like now, when a girl flies into Dubai, everyone knows whats going on. Now we need to change the locations a new cover. Now we need to use Milan Fashion week or something.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Why do you think they hold the events? If Sasha Grey or Paris Hilton show up in a city alone and a bunch of billionaires fly in, people will start talking. Just like now, when a girl flies into Dubai, everyone knows whats going on. Now we need to change the locations a new cover. Now we need to use Milan Fashion week or something.

So your evidence is "trust me, bro"? Look, I'm not saying it's impossible, but that's a bold claim to make if you can't back it up. What is asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence and all that.

 

[NoBueno]

So your evidence is "trust me, bro"? Look, I'm not saying it's impossible, but that's a bold claim to make if you can't back it up. What is asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence and all that.

okay, i don't want to derail the thread.

 

[Hubelublub]

Look, I'm not saying it's impossible, but that's a bold claim to make if you can't back it up. What is asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence and all that.

Should apply to this post as well:

Paris Hilton never literally whored. She's old money. She got high and slutted it up, sure, but she's never had to work as a prostitute the way Lindsay or Britney did after their groomers threw them away. Her surgery is also much better quality.

Expecting proof is a bit gay, fren. We don't have proof that most of this was plastic surgery, but a generally intelligent person, which may or may not include you, could be forgiven for coming to the conclusion that plastic surgery has been done on some of these retards, even if we weren't there in the operating theatre.

Demanding proof before you believe anything is how you end up an NPC. Sometimes you have to use suspicions, experience, and your own instincts, rather than waiting for an authority to give you permission to believe something.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

So much for not derailing the thread.

Expecting proof is a bit gay, fren. We don't have proof that most of this was plastic surgery, but a generally intelligent person, which may or may not include you, could be forgiven for coming to the conclusion that plastic surgery has been done on some of these retards, even if we weren't there in the operating theatre.

Assuming someone is DJing as a cover for prostitution isn't the same thing as assuming someone's had plastic surgery. Plastic surgery has visible effects that any layman can see. The prostitution claim really boils down to "trust me, bro". I've looked it up and only found articles debunking it.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

I've looked it up and only found articles debunking it.

Well, that's because you are sheep-minded, you see
Isn't Sasha Gray a pornographer?

 

[Hubelublub]

Assuming someone is DJing as a cover for prostitution isn't the same thing as assuming someone's had plastic surgery. Plastic surgery has visible effects that any layman can see.

Obviously you didn't hear Paris' DJing efforts.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Well, that's because you are sheep-minded, you see
Isn't Sasha Gray a pornographer?

She is and that lends some credence to the claim. We also live in an era where people do some bizarre shit for publicity. Porn is essentially legal prostitution for cucks. That said, Paris Hilton is a big enough name to pull the big bucks. Fucking Hawk Tuah girl got something like $600K to appear at an event. Paris Hilton could easily pull a few million for a show.

 

[glass_houses]

She is and that lends some credence to the claim. We also live in an era where people do some bizarre shit for publicity. Porn is essentially legal prostitution for cucks. That said, Paris Hilton is a big enough name to pull the big bucks. Fucking Hawk Tuah girl got something like $600K to appear at an event. Paris Hilton could easily pull a few million for a show.

Also, wasn't Paris heir to a second world wide hotel chain?

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Also, wasn't Paris heir to a second world wide hotel chain?

She is. I really don't find it hard to believe she'd get 7 figures for an appearance, especially if she's "performing" rather than just sitting by idly.

 

[NoBueno]

She is and that lends some credence to the claim. We also live in an era where people do some bizarre shit for publicity. Porn is essentially legal prostitution for cucks. That said, Paris Hilton is a big enough name to pull the big bucks. Fucking Hawk Tuah girl got something like $600K to appear at an event. Paris Hilton could easily pull a few million for a show.

Maybe for more than for merely an appearance. Maybe Sydney Sweeney knows more.

 

[Less Nasty Old Person]

Fuck, 3% of $2.3B is still $69M. That's more than most people would make in 30 lifetimes. I imagine there are quite a few family members it was split amongst, but the idea of being a millionaire and still whoring is insane. Is there any evidence of this?

Paris Hilton made her own fortune and doesn't need the family's money. If you can draw a crowd, promoters will pay you to show up. Everyone makes money, Paris does the pap walk, cashes the check and it's off to the next appearance. All the gossip she generated at her peak was pro-wrestling level kayfabe. The more gossip, the more she got paid to party.

Notice that she hasn't particularly trainwrecked unlike many other celebs. The ones who crash and burn, shave their heads and spend the rest of their lives trying to get out from under conservatorships don't have Paris's business skills and experience dealing with enormous wealth. The casualties came from relative nothing and didn't know how to cope.

She's good at what she does (well except for DJing lol). Whether she also sucks Arab cock in Dubai for 6 figures is her business.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Notice that she hasn't particularly trainwrecked unlike many other celebs. The ones who crash and burn, shave their heads and spend the rest of their lives trying to get out from under conservatorships don't have Paris's business skills and experience dealing with enormous wealth. The casualties came from relative nothing and didn't know how to cope.

My understanding is that the blonde bimbo thing is more of a character than anything and she's actually an intelligent businesswoman.