Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[parsnip]

Thank you for letting me know that so I looked up her OF leaks and was rewarded with this thumbnail of that dumb bitch
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What is that facial expression? She looks like one of those people that's so handicapped they need their head strapped into their wheelchair.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Let the record reflect the fact that Kayla Rekieta is legally recognized as a 50 dollar whore. She is not a 10 dollar whore, a 20 dollar whore or a 100 dollar whore. She is a 50 dollar whore and this is a matter of legal distinction.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

These kids are going to hate high school.
"I've got fifty bucks, can I see your mom's tits?"
Excellent parenting Crackets.

 

[Oxyjen]

These kids are going to hate high school.
"I've got fifty bucks, can I see your mom's tits?"
Excellent parenting Crackets.

Nick “the other kids will think it’s cool”

 

[Vonel]

Both the Rekieta case and now this only further proves to me if you want to commit a crime and have the justice system let you off with a slap on the wrist, go do it in Minnesota.

SAD!

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

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Good Morning Judge (Steel Toe Blues)
(Parody of "Judge Harsh Blues")
Verse 1:
Good morning, judge, what may be my fine?
Good morning, judge, what may be my fine?
Said, “Fifty dollars, you crossed the line.”
Verse 2:
I run the Steel Toe show, we get loud and bold,
Jokes on the edge, and opinions we hold,
But I sent a pic, it wasn’t meant for air,
Now the whole damn town’s got it, it’s everywhere!
Verse 3:
Good morning, judge, I swear it ain’t my style,
Good morning, judge, I swear it ain’t my style,
Said, “Son, that photo made the whole town wild!”
Verse 4:
Was just meant for the crew, my buddies online,
But I hit the wrong button, and now I’m doin’ time,
Now fans are callin', the boss is enraged,
And my inbox is flooded, full of outrage.
Verse 5:
Good morning, judge, I’ll never send again,
Good morning, judge, I’ll never send again,
Said, “Pay your fine, boy, and learn to check your pen.”
Outro:
Now I’m back on air, watchin' every click,
Double-checkin’ everything, makin' it stick,
No more mishaps, no more surprise,
Or I’ll be behind bars, readin' angry replies.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Both the Rekieta case and now this only further proves to me if you want to commit a crime and have the justice system let you off with a slap on the wrist, go do it in Minnesota.

SAD!

Minnesota has an ethos that has a high belief in the quality and nature of people, and is willing to hold to it, even in the face of clear evidence to the contrary. Garrison Keillor semi-captured this in his now-long-ago radio show, Lake Wobegon, which satirized Minnesotans:

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

Garrison Keillor

Til that there is even an (informal) psychological “Lake Wobegon effect/ syndrome, which more focused on seeing oneself as above-average.

Funnily, Keillor himself said the LW thing was false for old-school Minnesotans, due to the Scandinavian prude tendency to underplay achievement. In more modern Minnesota, though, there is a quiet sense of quality, a general sense that everything is good, and that everyone is good or has promise. And though Nick is most definitely not Minnesotan, he very definitely has the version of the Lake Wobegon effect that refers to one’s own sense of self as outstanding.

But the legislative and judicial branches tend to look for reasons to believe in redemption and to give those opportunities.

 

[Folgers Can]

Can someone use AI to make an Aaron faceswap of that video where rekieta chopping on a dorito and saying "real life doesn't work how you think"

The damned thing can never get audio quite right but the GIF version worked out well enough:

With the way the Toe keeps stacking up W after W, I've got a hunch this one will be reusable every now and again.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

So the answer to Aaron's infamous "Ya boy didn't do too bad?" question is:
No, not too bad in the end; Kayla now has a permanent dollar value attached to her.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

Qayla is worth so little that even Russell Greer bond offer to the court (74 bucks) is still higher, I wonder if she would consider a lucrative job offer with a free relocation to Nevada...

 

[xXWild_DripXx]

There are Crack Whores roaming the streets of Philadelphia that are worth more than $50.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Making model tanks sounds like a good and productive hobby. It's important to have a hobby because if you don't your hobby will probably become being a degenerate.

I would also like to remind the thread of the fact that Nick Rekieta played several sessions of Dungeons and Dragons with Bibble which makes him a fucking NERD.

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

Making model tanks sounds like a good and productive hobby. It's important to have a hobby because if you don't your hobby will probably become being a degenerate.

I would also like to remind the thread of the fact that Nick Rekieta played several sessions of Dungeons and Dragons with Bibble which makes him a fucking NERD.

Fugh u bisch. The biggest thing about Roberto Bob rack-e-eet-ah is that he will never live stream again. Or joke again because he isn't a funny lawyer he's a little bitch boy who doesn't know what illegal and is not as good as BuzzFeed actors looking a Squid show on NetflixTM and saying that killing people is illegal

 

[Strix454]

Minnesota has an ethos that has a high belief in the quality and nature of people, and is willing to hold to it, even in the face of clear evidence to the contrary.

Minnesota is a deeply corrupt place. One example of this is the Children's theater founded by a convicted peodophile and allowed to semi-openly operate for a couple decades as a child rape factory while everyone important in the state either covered it up or laughed it off.

When the scandal finally broke, the lead pedophile (John Clark Donahue) was punished with a sentence of one year. Most of the other pedophiles got away with it.

The people that matter in the state still held the view that nothing wrong had been done as late as around 2018 when the Children's theater attempted to collect their own attorneys fees of $300,000 from a victim who had sued them.

The real Garrison Keillor is not a nice person. He is a life-long drama queen who extorted money from the community for his various vanity projects, threatened newspaper reporters who wrote things he didn't want written and exerted pressure locally through constant threats that he (and his show) would leave for somewhere else to get what he wanted. He was among other things a man who understood the tremendous burden of being Garrison Keillor and how it wasn't his fault he was such a chick-magnet. He does in an ironic way represent the "real" Minnesota and its attitudes in being a total fraud and being the opposite of everything he pretends to be.

The state isn't run according to any sense of high beliefs or ideals. Its run at the highest levels around the idea that if you can control the narrative, you can get away with anything. And there are few places in the united states where the narrative is more firmly controlled than minnesota.

 

[Male Idiot]

50 dollars is a cheap hoe. A really cheap one.

But that is 50 dollars too much for Missus Rackets.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I would also like to remind the thread of the fact that Nick Rekieta played several sessions of Dungeons and Dragons with Bibble which makes him a fucking NERD.

This twig painted Warhammer figurines to a LIVE AUDIENCE. With SARGON.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

The real Garrison Keillor is not a nice person. He is a life-long drama queen who extorted money from the community for his various vanity projects, threatened newspaper reporters who wrote things he didn't want written and exerted pressure locally through constant threats that he (and his show) would leave for somewhere else to get what he wanted. He was among other things a man who understood the tremendous burden of being Garrison Keillor and how it wasn't his fault he was such a chick-magnet. He does in an ironic way represent the "real" Minnesota and its attitudes in being a total fraud and being the opposite of everything he pretends to be.

Aware. He left in ignominy.

The state isn't run according to any sense of high beliefs or ideals. Its run at the highest levels around the idea that if you can control the narrative, you can get away with anything. And there are few places in the united states where the narrative is more firmly controlled than minnesota.

I’m a sociological observer. It’s a curious culture, one that very much reflects and deserves the dual meaning of “Minnesota nice.”

The ethos is a LOT about what is left unsaid and a weird, labyrinthine path to try to understand what is actually meant when something is said. However, I disagree with your summation^ as a sum-total. Though there’s a lot of “paste a (mild) smile on it and avoid acknowledging or dealing with the unpleasantness,” it’s also full of very at-least-somewhat earnest people (but I recommend covering your bases and wearing that protective vest - once you get crosswise with someone, fuggedaboutit).

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

do you think she gets wet when she gets exposed and degraded like this? i bet she’s a naughty little slut deep down

 

[Pelican Bones]

What's hilarious is that we'll be able to measure his eventual Monty fees in KTs (Kayla Titties)

 

[Vibralldo]

do you think she gets wet when she gets exposed and degraded like this? i bet she’s a naughty little slut deep down

She probably hates it and hates that Nick was blowing the case up so much, bringing attention to her. She just wants to watch Star Trek zonked out on pills