Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[hotcheetospuffs]

Oh lordy, he's wasted.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Oh lordy, he's wasted.

Absolutely TRASHED slurping on “dethawed” shrimp

So fucking trashed he tries to stir the cocktail sauce and just ends up waggling his fork above it. Not even in the fucking sauce.

 

[DocHoliday]

Absolutely TRASHED slurping on “dethawed” shrimpView attachment 7098301

Holy shit he looks bad. He can hardly move or speak. He has probably been on a bender since his channel was taken down.

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

"So fucking trashed he tries to stir the cocktail sauce and just ends up waggling his fork above it. Not even in the fucking sauce."

That's almost like he isn't 'drunk' but its cognitive decline, I'd love to see his gait. It's like clint really just needs to do the right thing before he becomes too old and just section his boy.

 

[Candover]

His hair is extra-stringy and greasy, he can barely form coherent sounds, he moves like an arthritic old man, and he has almost no motor functions. Just another regular weekend for the boy.

 

[HiveDull]

Does this count as a food challenge video? This is like the second time he's eaten a shrimp platter on camera.

IIRC he completed the first challenge (after nuking the platter in the microwave?)

Sorry bud, there's still some shrimps in that platter. Food challenge failed.

Edit:
No one mentioned it, but his "sauce" was just a combination of the platter's own cocktail sauce mixed with 3 glugs of Frank's Red Hot Buffalo Wing sauce and 2 forkfuls of SilverSpring Prepared Horseradish. As other's have noted, he didn't really mix it so all that horseradish is just clumped up in the dipping tray.

 

[Merlin Manson]

If you rock your phone back and forth like a boat he’s actually standing perfectly straight.

 

[Candover]

Does this count as a food challenge video? This is like the second time he's eaten a shrimp platter on camera.

IIRC he completed the first challenge (after nuking the platter in the microwave?)
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Sorry bud, there's still some shrimps in that platter. Food challenge failed.

Edit:
No one mentioned it, but his "sauce" was just a combination of the platter's own cocktail sauce mixed with 3 glugs of Frank's Red Hot Buffalo Wing sauce and 2 forkfuls of SilverSpring Prepared Horseradish. As other's have noted, he didn't really mix it so all that horseradish is just clumped up in the dipping tray.
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he didn't even micahwave it for 6 minutes and 66 seconds to melt cheese on it or add Country Crock Original (Not a sponsor) and bacon bits. What a let down of a "Food Hack".

 

['Ole Dente]

I gagged holy shit. For some reason a pussy smelling like a burger is a lot less gross than a burger smelling like a pussy. Maybe I'm just fat though.

It is gross. I want a burger to smell like a burger, I don't want my burger to smell like anything other than burger. If my burger smelled like cat food or fucking spaghetti or zucchini I would not be eating that thing.

Spaghetti burgers though.....

Courtney you fat cunt I know you watch these threads and your gay friends send you discord screenshots, tell that fucking mongoloid called Josh to make Spaghetti Burgers. Instant classic.

 

[Fishcakes]

he didn't even micahwave it for 6 minutes and 66 seconds to melt cheese on it or add Country Crock Original (Not a sponsor) and bacon bits. What a let down of a "Food Hack".

It had all the energy of one of his recent drink hacks
"Hey toobz, drink hack, I'm mixing whiskey and coca cola"
woah

 

[snort beg snort]

The way the plastic cover blurs his face + slurring is quite an aesthetic.

Pretty sad tho tbh ehhh idk if I wanna watch cobes nod into a pile of shrimp. I know the "it's not even funny anymore" phrase has been thrown around for years but sheesh. I do legit feel bad for him in these moments. He lost something dear to him and he's drowning his sorrows in booze (and pills?) and horseradish sauce. Bleh.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

Oh lordy, he's wasted.

"it's been de-thawed to perfection" lol

 

[Too Sneed to care]

It had all the energy of one of his recent drink hacks
"Hey toobz, drink hack, I'm mixing whiskey and coca cola"
woah

Ain't no way and no hell is that ever catching on, it's just to out of this world to try

The way the plastic cover blurs his face + slurring is quite an aesthetic.

Pretty sad tho tbh ehhh idk if I wanna watch cobes nod into a pile of shrimp. I know the "it's not even funny anymore" phrase has been thrown around for years but sheesh. I do legit feel bad for him in these moments. He lost something dear to him and he's drowning his sorrows in booze (and pills?) and horseradish sauce. Bleh.

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It was so over the minute he started drinking Nikolai, at this point I'm waiting for the absence saga

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Oh lordy, he's wasted.

How long before he finds out how to disable comments again?

 

[Galeocerdo]

He's killed at least two more (childhood) animals (on purpose) by poisoning them (ignoring that he also poisoned puff and admitted to killing a baby bird with his bike tire). I would say it's more likely Clint has stepped in on him owning pets than him "swearing" them off, which brings me to my next point.

He has harmed his family since before moving out, which is why he isn't allowed back unless he's banished to the basement. He's harassed specific (female) family members at family gatherings, which is why he is not invited. He has a history of bullying (and apparently sexually victimizing) people he deems more retarded than himself, which is why he hates school. He is not just some "drunk man in a trailer", "harming no one but himself".

Nigga I didn't ask for your reddit fanfiction hatred. If you have proof for all this (Which somehow we all missed) post up or shut up.

He is KingCobraJFS, and the "venom" he creates for other people, he's forced to drown himself in.

Do you cut yourself on just how much fucking edge you spill? Jesus.

 

[Degenerate Lurker]

Spice: nice kick, with a extremely spicy afternote
Temperature: dethawed to perfection

Skrimps: squeezed out of shells for extra meat

Over all dankness level of food hack: 4 out of a possible 20

 

[tupac'd futurama fan]

See, now you've just proven how much of a newfag you are.

I was very retarded about what I said and why I said it. I forgot the first "sex doll" I was referencing was a pocket pussy, and it all falls apart from there. Obviously to anyone who isn't retarded. Good points, I will scrub through the thread more in my off time.

Depending on what we mean by hate though, I still hate this nigger.

 

[Buckaroo]

I was very retarded about what I said and why I said it. I forgot the first "sex doll" I was referencing was a pocket pussy, and it all falls apart from there. Obviously to anyone who isn't retarded. Good points, I will scrub through the thread more in my off time.

Depending on what we mean by hate though, I still hate this nigger.

Hey, I'm going to give you some really helpful advice that I really hope you don't write off as just me being mean, I really want you to consider it.

Kill yourself.

 

[myhairisonfire]

The way the plastic cover blurs his face + slurring is quite an aesthetic.

Pretty sad tho tbh ehhh idk if I wanna watch cobes nod into a pile of shrimp. I know the "it's not even funny anymore" phrase has been thrown around for years but sheesh. I do legit feel bad for him in these moments. He lost something dear to him and he's drowning his sorrows in booze (and pills?) and horseradish sauce. Bleh.

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It's like how when you eat ortolans you have to cover your face with a napkin to hide the shame. Very cultured of Josh.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

ortolans

"So this baby bird fell out of its nest and was going to die so I decided to make a food hack toobs"