DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DerelictOnion]

What did they put in the water back then?

Penne, easy to eat

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

He wont have children so he has no reason to leave something behind

Uhm, he has a son, his name is Jasper. His other son died recently and he's in mourning, it would be great if you you could be respectful you mouth-drooling morahn.

 

[nearbycoral]

Pretty sure he name changed like 10 different times at this point he was darksydepimp and danksneedpimp among others

You are right, DSPimp is missing from the lifetime top gifters leaderboard and is replaced by DoctorLexus.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Oddly enough, DSP did take the 50k offer from Keemstar, but it was not how he expected. Instead, it was through Kino Casino, and we got the same result.

Phil can play kiss ass to Keemstar (pedo simp) all he wants is that 50k but he does not realize he has to work for it. He thinks he gets it through his 17-year legacy, nigga if a 17-year legacy is you begging -200 people streams whilst restreamers get x7 that then you hit it big buddy.

So here is one of my takeaways and why we have little parent talk, they disinherited him. I think him not having kids is a major factor but here is a thing Melissa his adopted sister.

Think of it, Phil said he is an only child whilst he did have an adopted sister and from a young age too. He said they grew up together sounding Linda and Dave looked after her a lot. They clearly cared for her too since they formally adopted her but Phil hates that she actually had a hard life and has probably been successful. How weird is that though? It's like he hates her for getting attention.

Anyway, I think they made her benefactor realizing their adopted daughter cares for them more than their son. To Phil, they are sick and dying because they denied him the money he feels entitled to.

Today's prestream is going to be a banger though, he is going to be pissed. I think Ashton is going to leak the dms regardless because Phil deserves no sympathy, he used them for their time use that fucker.

 

[JohnRedcorn]

LOL, his 'friend' Brian(TopTierRated) popped into TBS' chat and confirmed what PPP said about what it's like to deal with Phil 'behind da scenes.'

Just look at his recent streams with his 'friends' from back in da day. All it took was one stream and all but one ghosted him last week. The one guy he did play SmoothCat was in Raw’s chat asking what character he should use.

I think the best part though is he legit could have had somewhat entertaining streams with these guys.

He should have invited them all to a lobby hopped into a discord call and shot the shit with them about the old days which he loves to talk so much about while playing matches.

Instead he expects them to sit in a silent discord waiting patiently till he pages them to come play one at a time.

 

[Nate Dingus]

Phil creeping Warski out with his unconscious flirting is fucking hilarious.

He said they were "gaming soulmates" because they both liked enormously popular SNES games like Link to the Past and Final Fantasy.

I'm sure he used the exact same approach to hook in Pandalee and Kat. "Haha wow you like streaming and Bethesda games too that's crazy we have so much in common"

 

[Son of Big Boss]

How sad that Phil lacks human affection and friendship so much, that he surrounds himself with animals.
I bet he even tells them "at least you will never betray me like Rambo did"

Everyone betrays Phil because of Phil, no one is keeping him from having friends but himself. How can he expect to keep friends by being a narcissistic asshole and douchebag? Even if that's his real personality, he should have enough self awareness to restrain himself and behave for friendship sake.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

How sad that Phil lacks human affection and friendship so much, that he surrounds himself with animals.
I bet he even tells them "at least you will never betray me like Rambo did"

Everyone betrays Phil because of Phil, no one is keeping him from having friends but himself. How can he expect to keep friends by being a narcissistic asshole and douchebag? Even if that's his real personality, he should have enough self awareness to restrain himself and behave for friendship sake.

This what makes Phil so interesting in the first place. The only reason we are all here. He's a massive narcissist, but also a massive fucking idiot and loser. It's an extremely interesting combination. It's all documented online for the world to see, and he keeps going.

Phil is very interesting, but not for any of the reasons he thinks. He's not entertaining unless you find his existence ironic. A narcissist with ZERO self-awereness is hilarious.

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

How hard is the fat kat screaming at the pig for this going down?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Supposedly ReviewtechUSA said at the start of his stream today that DSP invited him onto his "podcast" and RTU accepted.
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I can't be fucked to watch the actual stream, but we really are going with full force autism right now aren't we?

This is even more pathetic than trying to collab with Keemstar or any of the shit with PPP insulting his wife, RTU has been trying to ragebait DSP for fucking ages and insulting him constantly and now DSP supposedly is happy to work with him all of a sudden.

Reminder that Phil attempted to pull this after the Sidescroller reaming. All for a pity party.

 

[Dave's Mailman]

With the new revelations from Triple P (I call him PPP)...

POV: You are PPP talking to Phil

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Supposedly ReviewtechUSA said at the start of his stream today that DSP invited him onto his "podcast" and RTU accepted.
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I can't be fucked to watch the actual stream, but we really are going with full force autism right now aren't we?

This is even more pathetic than trying to collab with Keemstar or any of the shit with PPP insulting his wife, RTU has been trying to ragebait DSP for fucking ages and insulting him constantly and now DSP supposedly is happy to work with him all of a sudden.

Is DSP inviting RTU on again because he needs an ego boost after the PPP Fiasco? I'm not sure how he's gonna spin the whole "I'm up so good and you're a loser schlub" right after that.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

I do kinda hope RTU vs DSP happens. I have a feeling RTU would destroy DSP lol

"Yes sir, yes thanks sir Masucci"

 

[Yung Dalph]

I do kinda hope RTU vs DSP happens. I have a feeling RTU would destroy DSP lol

"Yes sir, yes thanks sir Masucci"

I have zero faith in Richard, he is a stoned retard and has never "destroyed" anyone. He has about as much self awareness as Phil, and most of his "debates" are going in circles yapping about the same thing and claiming he has won.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

I do kinda hope RTU vs DSP happens. I have a feeling RTU would destroy DSP lol

"Yes sir, yes thanks sir Masucci"

If they do something together it'll be just both of them bitching about KC for 2+ hours talking in circles.

Two fat retards bitching about a fat fuck and a coke head.

 

[GameratePTSD]

How hard is the fat kat screaming at the pig for this going down?

Khet being the one wearing the pants was such a funny revelation. I never truly believed the waterbottle audio until now. Apparently she yells at him and calls him a fucking idiot frequently. I wonder if sometimes when he's in a shitty mood and taking it out on chat if earlier in the day Khet had given him a stern lecture and demanded he shape up. It makes sense that she's an insane ballbuster, too. She's never been shy and she shares Jenna's genes.

The animals were 100% her idea and further proof she's the dominant one. Think of how hard people have to work to get him to do anything. Even guys who have paid him thousands of dollars have to go through a thowlsand hoops just to get him to play a videogame. Yet Khet snaps her ham hocks and suddenly Phil's got a bunch of animals in his house. It's so funny because he hates even basic chores; he considers eating chicken wings "work", but now he's the ranchhand on Khet's real life Stardew Valley roleplay. You just know he's the one doing all the manual labor and she bitches him out if the cages haven't been cleaned or whatever.

It puts some earlier events in perspective too. Remember the stream where it seemed like Phil was putting words in her mouth and leading her? Maybe she wasn't the nervous one. Maybe Phil was terrified it would go bad and he'd have to bear the brunt of her wrath afterwards. Thinking back, all the tense energy was coming from Phil. Khet just looked bored/autistic. You remember when she threw that tantrum on the co-op stream and just left? I wonder how many of those Phil has to put up with daily.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Like whats the longevity for v-tubers when they are the most easy thing ever to be replaced by AI in the near future?

Might as well just shut the whole industry down then since AI will takeover in a few years. While were at it shut down trucking, mining, fast food places, fire a cashiers at stores and get rid of all manufacturing jobs because AI will take over in a few years and there's no longevity.

 

[neger psykolog]

Might as well just shut the whole industry down then since AI will takeover in a few years. While were at it shut down trucking, mining, fast food places, fire a cashiers at stores and get rid of all manufacturing jobs because AI will take over in a few years and there's no longevity.

Are we going to shut down DSP too?

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Khet being the one wearing the pants was such a funny revelation. I never truly believed the waterbottle audio until now. Apparently she yells at him and calls him a fucking idiot frequently. I wonder if sometimes when he's in a shitty mood and taking it out on chat if earlier in the day Khet had given him a stern lecture and demanded he shape up. It makes sense that she's an insane ballbuster, too. She's never been shy and she shares Jenna's genes.

The animals were 100% her idea and further proof she's the dominant one. Think of how hard people have to work to get him to do anything. Even guys who have paid him thousands of dollars have to go through a thowlsand hoops just to get him to play a videogame. Yet Khet snaps her ham hocks and suddenly Phil's got a bunch of animals in his house. It's so funny because he hates even basic chores; he considers eating chicken wings "work", but now he's the ranchhand on Khet's real life Stardew Valley roleplay. You just know he's the one doing all the manual labor and she bitches him out if the cages haven't been cleaned or whatever.

It puts some earlier events in perspective too. Remember the stream where it seemed like Phil was putting words in her mouth and leading her? Maybe she wasn't the nervous one. Maybe Phil was terrified it would go bad and he'd have to bear the brunt of her wrath afterwards. Thinking back, all the tense energy was coming from Phil. Khet just looked bored/autistic. You remember when she threw that tantrum on the co-op stream and just left? I wonder how many of those Phil has to put up with daily.

Now we know why he has become PuritanSidePhil and does not like looking at pixelated titties.
He's ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED that Khet will hear him do one of his old style MGS3 Eva jokes and kick his ass as punishment LMAO.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I have always believed the water bottle story just because audio like that is difficult to fake. I believe she has the right to be pissed off and work part-time. Think of it, you wake up early to work in retail all whilst her deadbeat husband stays in and humiliates himself online. Now we know Kat is more devious than she looks and I believe her conditions for staying are the following;

• She continues to work part-time as he streams.
• She does not need to cook or clean.
• She gets anything she wants
• She is left alone and can sleep in a separate bed.

I do believe that she has a contingency where she will talk with detractors.