Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

Seeing the amount of people simping to be on some schizophrenic pedophiles "kill list" need to calm down.
If you want Alex to be obsessed with you to the point of making schizophrenic revenge fantasies about people he hasn't SEEN, let alone MET then go for it.
 
If you want Alex to be obsessed with you to the point of making schizophrenic revenge fantasies about people he hasn't SEEN, let alone MET then go for it.
Yeah. I will.

Keeping things back on topic - i gave a listen to some of his Ebola Hunter stuff and these three stuck out to me as belonging in some generic Newgrounds-era flash game.
 
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I just woke up and he's STILL talking about us.
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People on KiwiFarms are playing with fire. If they don't stop. They'll be extradited and arrested in Canada for Hate Speech, Blackmailing, Extortion, Defamation, Bullying amongst many other charges.
KiwiFarms used to be a good website when I first joined in 2021. And I saw it go down into the shitter, becoming less politically neutral and much more fascist.
None of this would've ever happened if you weren't acting retarded here of all places you sped. :story:

Also why were you using the farms between 2021 and 2025 if like you say it was going down the shitter?
 
Those who are too carried away with their defamation against me will be arrested under Canada's Hate Speech laws.
But what about the Kiwi Farmers that aren't Canadian?
These people on KiwiFarms are like babies at the dinner table. Crying to give anyone their attention.
You are willingly giving us attention, and people like me live rent free in your heads. You're the one crying for attention. If you just stopped posting retarded self pity garbage on DeviantArt, we wouldn't have anything to post. What is up with lolcows and posting things to their audience of only Kiwi Farmers? This shit also happens with Nik, where he schizoposts knowing only Kiwi Farmers and the people he harrass will see his posts.
 
Finally getting the recognition I deserve, #2 on his new Kill List. Awesome.
Alex is actually right, a bit of the street view coverage is gone, and his house is actually blurred on street view now.
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Oh no the house is blurred!!! Now I will never know where Alex lives.

This sucks so much guys I wanted to give him a visit and tell him I’m a real raw friend and would always stick up for him.

Now all his chances of getting a real trusted raw friend has been set to zero.

Screw you kiwifarms!!!

Now I have to create a deviantart account and post rants so that all my pornbots can see it. they never talked shit…. Wait…. TBH….

Alex has a thriving fanbase of pornbots that will never hurt them in the way like the kiwifarms did.

Alex you should appreciate your pornbots a little bit more. They never bullied you and still you keep on hating.

I don’t want to be your friend anymore. You will probably shittalk about me to. :(

*orders a few more pornbots*
 
His first post since the thread went public isn't what I expected, but it does mean that he is online, so let's see how long it'll take for him to notice.

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Flies are extremely annoying pests. They have fast reflexes making it extremely hard to stop them. I also hate it when they fly close to my ear. Very annoying.
Maybe you should wash yourself to avoid do avoid flies and blotflies laying eggs in your room and pressure sore covered body, Alex.
 
This sucks so much guys I wanted to give him a visit and tell him I’m a real raw friend and would always stick up for him.
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Don't even say it in jest. Last thing needed is some retard who can't understand sarcasm to have bright ideas.
It has been said before, but it should be said again. Faggots who touch will be found out (they always are) and they will be mocked worse than Alex.
 
I've said before but these lists aren't in any particular order. It's just what comes to his mind in the moment. People call this copium (although to be fair I said this in a half joking manner before) but these lists are always random order. There's no way @Axiom. (his supposed best bud) would come under @AnOminous in any real list. There's no reason @The Un-Clit was at the top of the list for a little while. I mean, @CallmeCicada hasn't been seen since Wednesday so why are they even on this list? Alex is just retardedly autistic. These lists will never make sense.
I didn't know this attention whore even made a new list, his thread dropped off my follow list (fucking XenForo) and I all but forgot about him until I was name dropped. Am I even on the New list? If so I don't deserve it, I haven't fucked with this tard in 2 weeks at least.
 
Also did he expect us to like.. meltdown over his house being blurred?
I never got why they even bother doing this save for maybe license plates. You can see where it is on a street if it's been phonebooked, even if they replaced the censor blur with just black you could still tell "hey this is a house." You can also then tell "Oh this is where that retard is" even more easily now or people without the knowledge will go "Why is this censored?" and possibly find this thread.
 
I lowkey wish he wasn't so we could have seen how he would have acted when he returned here... Anyways, new DeviantArt posts!

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Another cunty porn bot tried to follow me, when will this stop! I am seriously filing a class action lawsuit.

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Deport Elon Musk back to South Africa. Revoke his Canadian Citizenship. Revoke it. Revoke his American Citizenship. Ban him from travelling.

Anyone who bought his swasticars deserve to have their cars malfunction on them.

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Why the fuck is the internet fucking with me. That is not funny.

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Fuck all these diaper wearing KiwiFarms members who hate me, fuck them all.

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Seriously. I do not deserve the hate, people on KiwiFarms need to get a fucking life.
 
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Alex accuses Null of human trafficking, and tells us that we did not have permission to phonebook him, despite him making threads of other people including their phonebooks.



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you
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know people take way too
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seriously
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honestly they take way too
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seriously I make some experimental edgy
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drawings and kiwi Farms freaks the
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out over it even though they say they
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were cool with it around a couple months
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ago what the is your
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problem you Hypocrites you don't
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take advantage of me you don't extort me
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you don't blackmail me
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okay car Farms has to admit that they're
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a site full of
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pedophiles
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okay you know they have they have
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children who run the website like even
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even the site owner admits that they
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have children run their
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website using child slaver using human
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trafficking honestly they use that kind
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of so don't call me the pedophile
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I'm not I'm
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not okay
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that is absolute
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defamation all
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right there's so much evidence against
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kiwi FS that I can present it to
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the to the court to have it shut
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down
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okay they have no
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Foundation they have absolutely no
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Foundation all you haters need to back
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off
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okay you're the reason I blurred my
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house on street view okay because I did
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not give you permission to dox me and by
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doxing me why don't you doxs yourself
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know you won't go through that huh
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you're a bunch of Hypocrites you're a
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bunch of
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babies because that's what you are a
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bunch of
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babies
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so yeah and you're a bunch of pedophiles
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too actual pedophiles I'm not one of
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them
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but you guys
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are had to expose me because you don't
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want to get your ass
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caught well get what guess what it's
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going to be the end of you qiwi Farms so
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enough with this
 
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