StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

anscochrome said:
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Jeremy and Tarl
Jeremy and Tarl who?
Jeremy and Tarl both died of massive panic attack heart attacks before they could fly out for a business meeting......

See, you can't even make a proper groaner of a knock knock joke about this sphere of characters.
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How about a limerick?

Tarl Warwick, a pirate with flair,
Feared owls would mess up his hair.
He'd stay inside tight,
To avoid such a plight,
And keep his locks lovely and fair.
 
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Adolf Kotler said:
Was anyone else watching one of his livestreams last week when a woman's scream was inexplicably heard in the next room? He said WTF and went offline for about 5 mins. When he came back, he claimed his stereo/tv had turned itself upto full volume by accident...

Clearly this was bs. It seemed more like he lives with a senile relative or something.
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He probably has some lassie, a toothsome wench, chained in a locker with his rum and hard tack.
 
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anscochrome said:
of course! lame hyperbole in the spirit of this thread
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Lol, poor old Styxx... he gets no respect.

AnOminous said:
Serves him right for worshipping a homosexual owl instead of the Lord.

This is why I never got devil worshippers. They're fucking retarded. If there are demons, and they're in Hell, that means there's someone who put them there. That someone would be the one to worship, not the LOSER who LOST and got sent to HELL.
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Forgive my ignorance on the subject, but I was under the impression that satan/demons etc are evil, so what's the deal with satanists like Tarl? I'm pretty sure he doesn't consider himself to be "evil", yet he openly adheres to and promotes an ideology which is built upon worshipping evil entities?
 
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Marty Robbins said:
I think most of his funds ends up turned in liquor. He is borderline a shut in and besides buying stupid clothes I don't see him buying much of anything.
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Liquor + "magical" trinkets + BPD pussy (shit gets expensive, especially if you go through dented bishes at the rate he apparently does) + semi-regularly replacing electronics and such that he probably breaks when he's shitfaced = one nigger rich warlock on the e-celeb equivalent of welfare living from superberry check to check
 
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Adolf Kotler said:
Lol, poor old Styxx... he gets no respect.


Forgive my ignorance on the subject, but I was under the impression that satan/demons etc are evil, so what's the deal with satanists like Tarl? I'm pretty sure he doesn't consider himself to be "evil", yet he openly adheres to and promotes an ideology which is built upon worshipping evil entities?
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He considers himself to be God, as he is wont to assert in writing. He's all over the map about Satanism and demon worship, or "warship," as he says it. These things alone are consonant with a slew of developmental, mental, and personality disorders in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual, and he probably has some of those, whether they are valid or not. And, like most massive loser fuck puppets, he just makes shit up to fit his Walter Mitty fantasies of superiority and omnipotence. A long-legged pissed-off Puerto Rican owl demon is just a pretext to salve his ego with revenge phantasies.

Adolf Kotler said:
LOL it sounded like an elderly woman, and there was a man's voice briefly also... I'm guessing it was his mom and dad. Doesn't he live in their house since moving back to the US?
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Maybe it was his 60-something parents sitting stoned in the basement shrieking racial slurs again. One or two of his pump n dumps said that his household was a regular behavioral sink like that. Or maybe Pam n Ed were reading Tarl's KF farms thread, again. He's dragging his family through the mud with his online compulsions.
 
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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Maybe it was his 60-something parents sitting stoned in the basement shrieking racial slurs again. One or two of his pump n dumps said that his household was a regular behavioral sink like that. Or maybe Pam n Ed were reading Tarl's KF farms thread, again. He's dragging his family through the mud with his online compulsions.
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Innocent young Pam and Ed, before getting freaky and spawning a still-live-at-home-at-40 demon worshipping lolcow who is nigger rich and abandons their only grandchild in a foreign country. I think they might have not wished for this to happen.

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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Maybe it was his 60-something parents sitting stoned in the basement shrieking racial slurs again. One or two of his pump n dumps said that his household was a regular behavioral sink like that. Or maybe Pam n Ed were reading Tarl's KF farms thread, again. He's dragging his family through the mud with his online compulsions.
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I can't believe I briefly weighed the question "Does he barely avoid nigger distinction or does he marginally qualify as a nigger?" I spoke with mixed certainty in regards to my conclusion, but I have been vindicated a dozen times since.
 
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mickrussom said:
Innocent young Pam and Ed, before getting freaky and spawning a still-live-at-home-at-40 demon worshipping lolcow who is nigger rich and abandons their only grandchild in a foreign country. I think they might have not wished for this to happen.

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They are now both looking pretty messed up after birthing and raising Tarl of Warwick!

This is what lolbertarianism and Stolas worship does to you when you're just in its orbit.

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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
he just makes shit up to fit his Walter Mitty fantasies of superiority and omnipotence.
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Nig, I propose he begins using the song "Confidence" from the Broadway Show, "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty". Since "The NFL on CBS" used the same song as a theme to introduce their Sunday Broadcasts in the mid 60's-early 70's, and Tarl likes to make remarks about "faggy football players patting each other's asses", it becomes doubly apropos for Tarl's new theme song for his live streams.

mickrussom said:
The Dark Lord Tarl, who lives with mom and dad and has panic attacks while travelling, is rallying his citizens to arms.

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And Tarl had a "great victory", seems like his 38th year not paying rent?

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Apparently Tarl and Stole-Ass are still "friends"

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The money line bet that Tarl had to use Wikipedia to look up the lyrics to "Le Marseillaise" has been set by me as -2500. No way that betting proposition is even money.
 
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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Well, dude lived in Holland and didn't pick up the lingo which for English speakers is almost like falling off a log, so .......
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God damn, when I first calculated his nigscore, I didn't even consider matters of taste or being so poorly read, in both an academic and cultural sense, despite having the resources to accomplish exactly that if so desired. I really undercalculated his nigscore.

Corrected on edit: I did dock him on taste. Perhaps insufficiently, but it was not entirely neglected. Or niglected if you prefer.
 
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mickrussom said:
And Tarl had a "great victory", seems like his 38th year not paying rent?

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Who did Dark Lord Warwick smite with a death spell this time? Is he retconning hurricane Katrina claiming he caused it with a time travel spell? Or did he cast another hemorrhoid curse on @Laylithe ? Sam better cast the protectus-deflectus to send the flare up back to Tarl just in case.
 
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