DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[RougeRed]

The problem I have with his tale is that it means she actually never listens to his crap but somehow miraculously heard this and never ever caught him making her look like shit to the interwebs.

It might be something as simple as her only being able to hear him when she's near his office door, so she only hears what he says on occasion. She might just not have heard all of the things he's said about her before, and the things she did overhear were things she ignored (or yelled at him about later). It would explain why he became so autistic about his door staying closed all the time.

 

[neger psykolog]

The problem I have with his tale is that it means she actually never listens to his crap but somehow miraculously heard this and never ever caught him making her look like shit to the interwebs.

It might be something as simple as her only being able to hear him when she's near his office door, so she only hears what he says on occasion. She might just not have heard all of the things he's said about her before, and the things she did overhear were things she ignored (or yelled at him about later). It would explain why he became so autistic about his door staying closed all the time.

Here's an easier explanation than doorcreak-noise tier conspiracy theories:

• She opens his channel sometimes and watches his prestreams sometimes on her phone - why would she need to snoop around the house trying to eavesdrop when she can literally just watch his livestream from anywhere?
• She very likely reads what people say on the internet from somewhere
• She probably does give him shit for making her look like shit but he just doesn't care and just keeps doing it

As to why autistic people like having their door closed at all times, I wouldn't know because I keep my door closed at all times.

Supposedly ReviewtechUSA said at the start of his stream today that DSP invited him onto his "podcast" and RTU accepted.


I can't be fucked to watch the actual stream, but we really are going with full force autism right now aren't we?

This is even more pathetic than trying to collab with Keemstar or any of the shit with PPP insulting his wife, RTU has been trying to ragebait DSP for fucking ages and insulting him constantly and now DSP supposedly is happy to work with him all of a sudden.

video of when RTU said he accepted DSP's invitation (from poem's twitter account): https://x.com/poems_past/status/1901197637556003163

I don't know RTU enough to tell if he's being sarcastic perhaps? Just seems weird to say publicly "I accept your invitation DSP" instead of saying "DSP and I are going to be doing a podcast together" and then he brings up the KC stuff. But maybe I'm reading too much into it.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

SAVAGE.

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Rate me however but this is kinda gross in the same way the targeting of Kat is. Plenty of things to go after with DSP without getting ghoulish about it. Losing a pet is pretty devastating even for someone as shitty as him.

EDIT: Unless there's actual evidence of animal abuse in which case fuck him.

 

[Kier Starmer]

nah man free real estate baby this fucker begs daily for a luxury life, he sacrificed his privacy.

 

[neger psykolog]

The prestream so far basically confirms that the path DSP is going to take is to try and totally ignore and pretend like PPP revealing a bunch of shit about him never happened. He banned anyone who mentioned KC and is trying to talk about the usual bullshit like his weekend and games and utter boring shit.

Reminder: PPP gave DSP a deadline of "this weekend" to apologize so it looks like we can expect many more chicken tendies for dinner over the next while.

Rate me however but this is kinda gross in the same way the targeting of Kat is. Plenty of things to go after with DSP without getting ghoulish about it. Losing a pet is pretty devastating even for someone as shitty as him.

EDIT: Unless there's actual evidence of animal abuse in which case fuck him.

There's never anything I've heard about him abusing animals except he didn't get the bloodwork for his cat. People who love cats are genuinely insane and you can look at any thread on this entire forum when it involves a lolcow getting a pet cat saying they're literally beheading the cat on stream right now and its just the fat cat sitting in their lap getting petted.

To be on DSP's side here: I've been ripped off by vets in the past insisting all sorts of tests and shit are necessary. I know its not cheap being a pet owner, but vets are often very much like dentists - there are some great dentists but there are tons of them that insist hugely expensive medical tests are needed every 2 weeks.

There has been unproven speculation that he got a cat and got it declawed whereas he claims the cat was already declawed. I don't buy he got Jasper kitty declawed because his parent's home had like fucking 20 cats in it and in the video I saw he was playing with them. Why would he have grown up in a house with 20 cats,. evidently be caring of them and play with them and suddenly years later be like "yeah he's gotta be declawed"?

There were also totally unfounded conspiracy theories that he stopped feeding the hamsters after Pandalee left and that's why they died but there's zero basis to that.

As many faults as DSP may have, he at least seems to know he should never have kids of his own and instead has a few pets - he generally seems to treat Jasper kitty pretty well (even though Jasper fucked him over by revealing WWE champions on his phone). And all things considered its probably for the best that he doesn't share all of his pets on stream because then you'll get cat lovers sperging out in this thread even more than they already have.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

He’s not gonna say shit today, gonna be fuckin dull

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

This dumb faggot thinks trump is getting rid of income tax. This guy is brain dead. Why would any politician want to stop taxes? It’s their income ffs. Fatty, after all this time, he still doesn’t understand anything about taxes.

“Kind of funny that I’m eating British food on St. Patrick day, huh?” I’m sure the IRA found that funny.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Talking about his birthday and goals and rewards. He’s such a lunatic. No one should give him money ever but I hope a troll comment breaks through and makes him rant.

 

[FormerPro]

Phil is not fit enough to do a 24 stream without "killing himself".

 

[snort inquisition]

so sick of even hearing the words "sock account" from this faggot's melth

 

[neger psykolog]

He’s not gonna say shit today, gonna be fuckin dull

He got this tip, obviously stopped for like a full 10-20 seconds and read it and then started going on about doing something special for his 100th goal being hit.

He's going to try and never address the Kino Casino/PPP shit. So if PPP keeps his word then we can expect fireworks this week - and "we" won't even need to hit DSP's goal to get there!

edit: curiously the superchat hasn't been deleted so not sure what is going on.

Now he's saying "you'll hear rumors and things but unless you hear it from the king's mouth, it's not true"
Jesus we're going straight back to 2017/2018 era peak DSP delusion and lying about shit and using cult tactics.

edit: he did address it, said he knew nothing about what he said and didn't mention PPP or kino casino or anything and just said "I told you at the start that this will be a no drama stream"

 

[A Piece of Coal]

This dumb faggot thinks trump is getting rid of income tax. This guy is brain dead. Why would any politician want to stop taxes? It’s their income ffs. Fatty, after all this time, he still doesn’t understand anything about taxes.

“Kind of funny that I’m eating British food on St. Patrick day, huh?” I’m sure the IRA found that funny.

Phils kind is the reason we have yellow paint in games

Phils kind is why we have bullshit clickbait titles on nearly everything

Phils kind is why mainstream movies spoon feed you plot points like you are incapable of understanding nuance.

There are tens of millions of Phils. The Army of Phil will read one sentence of an article and immediately form an opinion and emotion.

Phil is many. Phil is Faggot.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

This guy is upset that Nintendo doesn’t like people pirating their games, but he’s upset about re-streamers. Lol

Also, he’s 43. Middle aged people don’t try to make their birthday “special”. You aren’t a kid anymore, phil. After you’re out of puberty, birthdays aren’t meant to be this grand thing. You’re old now. Grow up.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Lmao still referring to himself as “the King”. I’m so thankful that there will never be a time in my life where I would sustain so much psychic damage. I think I could get my fingers cut off by the cartel one by one and still be more mentally well than Phil is at this point.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Phil is not fit enough to do a 24 stream without "killing himself".

He’s not fit for his shirts either judging by the size of his man-tits.

 

[neger psykolog]

TLDR of today's prestream:



DSP is officially mentally untouchable.

#teamDSP
#detractorsarefaggots

PPP must be malding and raging right now as he touches Andy Warski's ripped chest to try and comfort himself in an act of desperation


But everyone knows eventually some troll tip or whatever will bait him and he will lose his shit and unleash his rage.

 

[Fire Walk With Me]

Unless Guinness is some kind of relic in America and he can't find it anywhere I don't see why he can't do one of his shitty DSP tries it sessions with a can for the St Patrick's Day reward. Bonus he could even try the Nitrosurge version for more content.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Retard Man is now talking about AVGN having "lost his way".

Is there a brick we can drop on him that says ZERO SELF AWARENESS?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Unless Guiness is some kind of relic in America and he can't find it anywhere I don't see why he can't do one of his shitty DSP tries it sessions with a can for the St Patrick's Day reward. Bonus he could even try the Nitrosurge version for more content.

You can find it everywhere. Go to Walmart and they have it. He just doesn’t want to spend the money. Phil wants to spend as little as possible.

Retard Man is now talking about AVGN having "lost his way".

Is there a brick we can drop on him that says ZERO SELF AWARENESS?

Funny since he owes his whole “career” over ripping him off to steal his viewer base.


Edit: Oh sweet Jesus, he’s talking about universal health care. Jfc shut up. You don’t know shit about medicine or politics. Also, for a wife with diabetes, you should want it since I’m sure you don’t want to pay 300+ for insulin.

EDIT EDIT: he, one, believes trump doesn’t want taxes on tips and, two, he thinks his income will be tax free since they’re “tips”. He really think he won’t pay taxes now.

 

[neger psykolog]

You can find it everywhere. Go to Walmart and they have it. He just doesn’t want to spend the money. Phil wants to spend as little as possible.

He's so fucking niggardly when it comes to spending on his show/audience or "paying anything back".

Now he's going on about how little he wants to pay for taxes.