Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[HiveDull]

room temperature shrimp

"Dethawed to perfection" you mean

 

[Statix_Shark]

I was very retarded about what I said and why I said it. I forgot the first "sex doll" I was referencing was a pocket pussy, and it all falls apart from there. Obviously to anyone who isn't retarded. Good points, I will scrub through the thread more in my off time.

Depending on what we mean by hate though, I still hate this nigger.

Please do the world a favor and blow your brains out.

 

[Epikusername4]

Please do the world a favor and blow your brains out.

no like every reddit faggot he should die from bleeding out after they cut there penis off in a DIY gender transition

 

[Winter]

I like reading the comments on recent "Josh Saunders 666" videos and troll channel videos because you can find reddit/facebook faggots genuinely malding about Cobes. Here are some examples from his latest "food hack"

Spoiler: Screenshots

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

I like reading the comments on recent "Josh Saunders 666" videos and troll channel videos because you can find reddit/facebook faggots genuinely malding about Cobes. Here are some examples from his latest "food hack"

Spoiler: Screenshots

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I blame the "documentary-style" YouTubers. Every time some jerkoff Turkey Tom wannabe uploaded a Cobra video, an entirely new fleet of these faggots flocked in.

 

[Acceptable]

I blame the "documentary-style" YouTubers. Every time some jerkoff Turkey Tom wannabe uploaded a Cobra video, an entirely new fleet of these faggots flocked in.

Josh went viral on tik tok for quite some time. Not sure if those accounts still exist or not because I don’t know the name of them but there were a handful of people uploading bitsize like content to tik tok. That brought a entirely new level of autism awareness unfortunately

 

[Earl of Slander]

Turkey Tom

Just about the time I forget that faggot exists one of you assholes insists on bringing him up and I'M SICK OF IT!!!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

reddit/facebook faggots

I guarantee you "CULT_OF_TRAGEDY" neither owns a home or a car. My guess is he is an ex heroin addict who posts on r/suboxone, lives with his mother, and collects unemployment.

Interestingly 4chan had him pegged as a sicko a decade ago.

 

[PussyCheeseburger]

I always thought you take the tail off after you eat the shrimp

 

[Candover]

The bloating and rotting in the trailer arc is incredibly dark...
I don't trust Josh's food safety knowledge and knowing he'll be chowing down on those room temperature shrimp for days is probably not a good thing.

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gotta make sure the "Shemp" de-thaw completely and get nice and room temperature from sitting out for 2 days. Just pick off the moldy bits and they're good to go. On a side note, at least he's not so far gone that he doesn't try to re-freeze food he's defrosted and let come to room temp.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I always thought you take the tail off after you eat the shrimp

Lots of different cultures eat shrimp whole, shell and all. Cobes is just Mr. Worldwide, trole. Buhlocked.

 

[Fishcakes]

gotta make sure the "Shemp" de-thaw completely and get nice and room temperature from sitting out for 2 days. Just pick off the moldy bits and they're good to go. On a side note, at least he's not so far gone that he doesn't try to re-freeze food he's defrosted and let come to room temp.

Would we notice if Josh got botulism? A lot of these symptoms seem to be his base state. (like eerily similar)

 

[Epikusername4]

Would we notice if Josh got botulism? A lot of these symptoms seem to be his base state. (like eerily similar)

it is what it is toobz

 

[DocHoliday]

Would we notice if Josh got botulism? A lot of these symptoms seem to be his base state. (like eerily similar)
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Josh can't get botulism because he is botulism. He is Nurgle's chosen champion after all.

 

[Raxxo's Bedbugs]

no like every reddit faggot he should die from bleeding out after they cut there penis off in a DIY gender transition

Reading this in Paulie's voice made this 10x funnier. My brain even added the "heh heh" subconsciously.

 

[vanta pilled]

Would we notice if Josh got botulism? A lot of these symptoms seem to be his base state. (like eerily similar)
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You've got it wrong. Josh wouldn't be trapped with botulism, the botulism would be trapped with Josh.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Redditors should be forced at gunpoint to eat his latest shrimp food hack.

 

[Epikusername4]

Reading this in Paulie's voice made this 10x funnier. My brain even added the "heh heh" subconsciously.

thats amazing

Redditors should be forced at gunpoint to eat his latest shrimp food hack.

??? i dont get it how is that a punishment that food hack was sick as fuck toobz, they should be fed a holocaust diet (lice, jew corpses and sawdust bread)

 

[ASeabear8952]

I blame the "documentary-style" YouTubers. Every time some jerkoff Turkey Tom wannabe uploaded a Cobra video, an entirely new fleet of these faggots flocked in.

When exactly was the moment Cobes became a full on mainstream cow? Was it when Bog Chron started his channel (which I just found out was 2021)?

 

[Jerbear89]

the bog boy is harmless for the most part people really should not go after him as crazy as they do