Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Even if he got speech therapy, mastered the art of accents, not constantly sound like he's drowning in his own spit or fighting a dry/sludged up throat, and actually had coherent words flowing out of his mouth, he'd always be found because he says the same shit in damn near every stream. He's predictable and repeititve.

Who knows, maybe one day with enough music streams he'll perfect that vocal fry of his and start sounding like someone else. Who's to say he hasn't already? He could be lurking among us at this very moment, hiding among the trolls, waiting to strike when Marty drops his guard and comes out of hiding.
 
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Didn't get convicted so as far as I am aware he's still able to purchase and possess.
Genuine question for any gun owners: would the sun store owner even sell to him? I mean look at him.
I bet if you asked him why he was buying, he would pay for home protection, and launch into a Marty rant, and no sane person is going to sell to him after that.
 
Genuine question for any gun owners: would the sun store owner even sell to him? I mean look at him.
I bet if you asked him why he was buying, he would pay for home protection, and launch into a Marty rant, and no sane person is going to sell to him after that.
Well seeing as how you need money to make a purchase I'm going to say no he won't actually get anything from a gun store.

What is the xyronexus thing he has as his desktop background ?
 
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Genuine question for any gun owners: would the sun store owner even sell to him?
Extremely doubtful. Forgoing his criminal record, his appearance, lack of hygiene, and inability to speak to people like a normal human being are all huge redflags. Contrary to what people typically say about buying guns in America, gun store owners are a lot more careful then you think. They have at best their license to lose if they sell to someone sketchy, and at worst could face criminal charges depending on the situation. Any reputable seller would instantly realize chance is somebody who they shouldn't sell to. That's all assuming chance would ever have the money to buy a gun and be willing to leave his grandmas attic, which won't happen until sally passes away and chance ends up on the street homeless.
 
Who knows, maybe one day with enough music streams he'll perfect that vocal fry of his and start sounding like someone else. Who's to say he hasn't already? He could be lurking among us at this very moment, hiding among the trolls, waiting to strike when Marty drops his guard and comes out of hiding.
He could be you.

He could be me!

He could even be-
 
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Extremely doubtful. Forgoing his criminal record, his appearance, lack of hygiene, and inability to speak to people like a normal human being are all huge redflags. Contrary to what people typically say about buying guns in America, gun store owners are a lot more careful then you think. They have at best their license to lose if they sell to someone sketchy, and at worst could face criminal charges depending on the situation. Any reputable seller would instantly realize chance is somebody who they shouldn't sell to. That's all assuming chance would ever have the money to buy a gun and be willing to leave his grandmas attic, which won't happen until sally passes away and chance ends up on the street homeless.
Hard disagree. Pawn shops sell guns to felons "helping" their GF pick out a gun all day long. They know whats going on and this practice occurs every day all over the country. I think that if cyraxx wore clean clothes and didn't have slobber in his beard when he went up to the counter, and as long as he didn't talk about killing internet trolls too much he could probably walk out with a gun. It would really just depend on the venue. I feel like the akron hood pawnshop would 100% sell him a gun.
 
Genuine question for any gun owners: would the sun store owner even sell to him? I mean look at him.
I bet if you asked him why he was buying, he would pay for home protection, and launch into a Marty rant, and no sane person is going to sell to him after that.
I don’t think even a shady ass black market dealer would sell a cheap 3D printed piece of shit pistol to him out of fear that the mongoloid homunculus would shoot him in the face through sheer stupidity.
 
Hard disagree. Pawn shops sell guns to felons "helping" their GF pick out a gun all day long. They know whats going on and this practice occurs every day all over the country. I think that if cyraxx wore clean clothes and didn't have slobber in his beard when he went up to the counter, and as long as he didn't talk about killing internet trolls too much he could probably walk out with a gun. It would really just depend on the venue. I feel like the akron hood pawnshop would 100% sell him a gun.
Okay, but are those convicted felons as goblin-looking as Raxx?
 
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Hard disagree. Pawn shops sell guns to felons "helping" their GF pick out a gun all day long. They know whats going on and this practice occurs every day all over the country. I think that if cyraxx wore clean clothes and didn't have slobber in his beard when he went up to the counter, and as long as he didn't talk about killing internet trolls too much he could probably walk out with a gun. It would really just depend on the venue. I feel like the akron hood pawnshop would 100% sell him a gun.
Pawn shops aren't selling to any felons, as they are required to run background checks as well as having valid state ID shown and photographed by the seller, and thats IF the pawn shop has a license to sell firearms, as not all do. Any pawn shop selling guns to people without a license and proper background checks would immediately be raided by the ATF. The vast majority of guns being used on the street are guns that are bought legally and then have their serial number filed off and are sold illegally person to person.

EDIT: drunk and didn't see the "GF" part of the comment but point stands there is a reason they send their GF to buy for them because they look "clean" and "above board" so to speak. Cyrax doesn't have that, he looks like a cracked out ferret and would be told to leave by anyone with a license to sell.
 
I think cyraxx has 10% chance of getting a gun from a retail sporting goods chain.
I think he has a 15% chance of getting a gun from a gun show.
I think he has a 30% chance of getting a gun from a reputable local gun store.
I think he has a 60% chance of getting a gun from a shady local gun store.
I think he has a 90% chance of getting a gun from a pawn shop in the hood.
I think he has a 0% chance of getting a gun from Jaquirius on the corner. Best case scenario he gets ripped off with a non working gun.
Okay, but are those convicted felons as goblin-looming as Raxx?
He's a pitiful little guy upon first glance. I think as long as he can present acceptable hygiene (think court appearance cyraxx) he can sweet talk people into believing he's just a little retarded guy that just wants to be able to defend himself. As long as he doesn't get into specifics he should be fine. If he started talking about a worldwide cabal of internet trolls that come to his neighborhood and rent houses out to spend the weekend in, he'd get denied service at that point.
 
I think cyraxx has 10% chance of getting a gun from a retail sporting goods chain.
I think he has a 15% chance of getting a gun from a gun show.
I think he has a 30% chance of getting a gun from a reputable local gun store.
I think he has a 60% chance of getting a gun from a shady local gun store.
I think he has a 90% chance of getting a gun from a pawn shop in the hood.
I think he has a 0% chance of getting a gun from Jaquirius on the corner. Best case scenario he gets ripped off with a non working gun.

He's a pitiful little guy upon first glance. I think as long as he can present acceptable hygiene (think court appearance cyraxx) he can sweet talk people into believing he's just a little retarded guy that just wants to be able to defend himself. As long as he doesn't get into specifics he should be fine. If he started talking about a worldwide cabal of internet trolls that come to his neighborhood and rent houses out to spend the weekend in, he'd get denied service at that point.
Well thankfully none of that will ever happen because the little shit will never get a real job. He'd sooner be begging on the street than work, it's beneath him. After all he's a famous rockstar.
 
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He's a pitiful little guy upon first glance. I think as long as he can present acceptable hygiene (think court appearance cyraxx) he can sweet talk people into believing he's just a little retarded guy that just wants to be able to defend himself. As long as he doesn't get into specifics he should be fine. If he started talking about a worldwide cabal of internet trolls that come to his neighborhood and rent houses out to spend the weekend in, he'd get denied service at that point.
yeah but 30% of his brain function (60% to masterbating the rest to fortnite) is dedicated to the trolls that if he when to buy a gun he be like "i need a gun to defend myself against marty, n-word boi and other TROLLS who have harassed me FOR 8 FUCKING YEARS" and for him dressing up for court sally 100% made him dress and bathe he probably fought her about it claiming he was depressed.
 
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EDIT: drunk and didn't see the "GF" part of the comment but point stands there is a reason they send their GF to buy for them because they look "clean" and "above board" so to speak. Cyrax doesn't have that, he looks like a cracked out ferret and would be told to leave by anyone with a license to sell.
The salesmen at pawn shops get paid to make sales. If its legal to sell someone a gun they're going to do it.
yeah but 30% of his brain function (60% to masterbating the rest to fortnite) is dedicated to the trolls that if he when to buy a gun he be like "i need a gun to defend myself against marty, n-word boi and other TROLLS who have harassed me FOR 8 FUCKING YEARS" and for him dressing up for court sally 100% made him dress and bathe he probably fought her about it claiming he was depressed.
I think cyraxx is a lot more cunning than you're giving him credit for. He's a little snake that knows how to manipulate people and I'm 100% sure that he's capable of tailoring his sob story to facilitate a transaction such as this without arousing suspicion.
 
Pawn shops aren't selling to any felons, as they are required to run background checks as well as having valid state ID shown and photographed by the seller, and thats IF the pawn shop has a license to sell firearms, as not all do. Any pawn shop selling guns to people without a license and proper background checks would immediately be raided by the ATF. The vast majority of guns being used on the street are guns that are bought legally and then have their serial number filed off and are sold illegally person to person.
I think you misunderstood. They're not selling to the felons. And that's not what RaxxScholar said, either.

A felon and his girlfriend go into a pawn shop. The girlfriend has a clean record. They're buying a gun ostensibly for her. He's there to, "help her pick one out." No one runs a background check on the felon because he's not buying the gun.

Everyone involved wasn't born yesterday, and knows the gun isn't actually for her. But it doesn't matter. Pawn shop owner is selling to a legal buyer and has no reason to run a background check on the felon and know for sure he's a felon because the felon isn't the one buying the gun.

It's shady as fuck, but perfectly legal unless you somehow know the gun isn't for the girlfriend. It happens all the time.

But it's also not every single pawn shop out there. I know a guy who runs one and I've seen him kick a dude out for cracking a tasteless joke. It was clearly a joke, but you can't take a chance selling to a dude who just said he was going to shoot his dumbass son for wrecking his truck.

Anyhow, if Cyraxx cleaned himself up, had money, left the attic and went to the right pawn shop, and kept his mouth shut, he could get his malformed hands on a firearm.

He's not going to do any of those things though. If he left the house (lol) he'd roll up somewhere with like $15, drooling and spewing spittle ranting about ice bullets, how good he is at Fortnite, and being vullied for seven years.
 
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