"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Solid Snek]

I don't know if it's worth pointing out but that's definitely a frozen cheese pizza that he added his own toppings too. Take a close look at the crust and cheese.
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Looks like a frozen digiorno cheese pizza. Meaning that the toppings cost more than the pizza itself. Also the retard couldn't even cook the pizza correctly, it's under done and the cheese isn't melted.

All that to say I don't think any pizza place employees were harmed in the Making of this terrible pizza and it probably tasted as bad as it looked.

Yeah, I was gonna say that looks like Digiorno too. The crust is pretty distinctive: thicky and puffy, with those little strips of shredded cheese that come out burnt on:

It's not the CHEAPEST frozen pizza he could have bought, which I guess makes sense given that if there's one thing Phil's actually good at, it's making himself fat. But those toppings are definitely stretching his budget, and he clearly made it himself, at home.

No pizzeria workers were forced to choose between deportation and the wrath of a fat translatinxa clad head to hoof in bondage gear.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Looks like a frozen digiorno cheese pizza.

Yeah, I was gonna say that looks like Digiorno too

It's Digiorno or one of those prebaked pizza crusts.

Either way I can't believe that Phil is allowed to use an oven. It must be under a wrangler's supervision.

 

[break these cuffs]

I can't believe Phil lowered himself to buying frozen pizza. It's been well established that he eats only the finest cheeses and the most decadent slices. Times must truly be tough.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Our kiwi operatives may be onto something. Phil has a roommate. Meet Zoe Simone White.


Real name Alexander James White.

https://www.facebook.com/zoe.white.986/

https://soundcloud.com/lady-zoe-82

I can't archive at the moment. I've seen this guy interact with Phil when he was on Facebook.

 

[The Dude]

Bro I've seen even halal chorizo in Morocco.

Muslims will do everything possible to mimic what Allah has forbidden them.

My guy, they straight up do what Allah forbade them to do. They just come up with mental gymnastics to excuse it away, much like your average American Leftard. Ask any combat vet who got sent to the Sandbox during GWoT about "Man-Love Thursdays" or Muslims drinking booze indoors, because Allah apparently can't see them do it if they're under a roof.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Our kiwi operatives may be onto something. Phil has a roommate. Meet Zoe Simone White.
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Real name Alexander White.
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https://www.facebook.com/zoe.white.986/

https://soundcloud.com/lady-zoe-82

I can't archive at the moment. I've seen this guy interact with Phil when he was on Facebook.

My GodBear....it could be Phil's equally autistic troon brother!

Who knew Phil would finally find a soul-mate. I hope he likes cheese, weapons and tacticOOl gear made of Chinesium and figging!

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Oh Vey! Portland's Super Soldier is on to us.

Should our agents pull out?

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

I guess that pizza was a Palastinian flag. Glad to see Phil is showing his support by shoving government funded food down his pie hole.
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LOL! Way to use pepperoni on the flag Phil.
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Poor kid at the pizza place had to make custom pizzas for a mouth breathing retard.

As a Zionist I'm officially letting everyone know ADF won. I have decided to sell my Israeli property back to the Palestinian family I personally kicked out at gun point after shooting their infant daughter in the head. But don't worry their first born son found xerself and transitioned. As such they will break ground on the ADF wing of the Palestinian Trans Operation and Surgery center.





Guys I hope this shit continues because this is fucking hilarious.

 

[Solid Snek]

Oh Vey! Portland's Super Soldier is on to us.
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Should our agents pull out?

No. Operative Z0-E, codename "New Roommate", is still deep cover in the target's bunker.

If we pull out now, Phil might discover which of his friends Z0-E is, and then it'll take us months of Facebooking and at least one new agent having to undergo partial gender reassignment surgery, in order to recommence intelligence gathering operations.

Best just to leave our agents in place and hope Phil does not learn anything else.

 

[nvrwastetree]

The green feet are pure nightmare fuel but I have to admit, the bondage walrus phase was one of my favorites due to how retarded he looked.

The one where he's holding a cap gun revolver, both hands straight and holding the cap gun and the fucking trash can in the background with a look of confusion and permanent constipation.

Jingles was strangled by one of his other personalities, but Phil has demanded strict accountability from his system, so consequences will be severe.

My fuck I forgot about when he posted that. So basically, if he's going to demand accountability from his system, does he mean himself and his immune system???

 

[Flamin Park]

Every time Phil posts a retarded take about Palestine I donate 10 thousand dollars to the IDF

 

[The Dude]

How could anything we have posted in the past several pages of this thread be taken as a threat or give the impression we are "big dad mad" (whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean)? I haven't seen a single thing posted that could be taken as a threat in any way, and all I've seen have been Kiwis laughing at Phil's stupid Palestine Pizza, and laughter is typically antithetical to being mad.

Oh, right...it's Spud the Chud and he's making shit up for attention. Funny how he never posts screenshots of anything we say, because then it would shoot holes all in his bullshit "The Kiwis said they're coming to get me!" LARP.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil has posted a playlist for the farms. Try not to get "big mad" now farmers.
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Let’s hope Phatty’s pro-Palestinian friends don’t look up how he got the nickname ADF. Our retarded friend wasn’t always so opposed to the IDF…

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I guess that pizza was a Palastinian flag. Glad to see Phil is showing his support by shoving government funded food down his pie hole.
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LOL! Way to use pepperoni on the flag Phil.
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Poor kid at the pizza place had to make custom pizzas for a mouth breathing retard.

LOL! Nobody's mad at his pizza. We just think it's as retarded as he is. There's a difference.

And Muslims can't eat pork either.

Phil has posted a playlist for the farms. Try not to get "big mad" now farmers.
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This feels so much like performance art because it's so retarded.

And then I remember it's Taters so he's just retarded to begin with.

I can't believe Phil lowered himself to buying frozen pizza. It's been well established that he eats only the finest cheeses and the most decadent slices. Times must truly be tough.

That tacticool gear doesn't pay for itself you know.

Oh Vey! Portland's Super Soldier is on to us.
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Should our agents pull out?

It's okay. The pizza was already tainted with the latest hallucinogens from Kiwi Labs and nanobots have been introduced into the apartment due to operative "Troon Roommate". It shouldn't be much longer until "Operation Manchurian Candidate" is ready and Taters is ready for his instructions on how to take out the Antifa leadership in Portland. I figure another... two weeks before he's been properly conditioned for us to go forward with it.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Our kiwi operatives may be onto something. Phil has a roommate. Meet Zoe Simone White.
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ChatGPT made a song for us



"Oompa Loompa, doo-pa-dee-doo,
Here’s a fun tale just for you!
Two people, so lively and free,
Living their truth, just as they please!

Oompa Loompa, doo-pa-dee-dee,
Body positive, you’ll see!
No labels to box them in,
They’re just happy living within!

Oompa Loompa, doo-pa-dee-dare,
Living together without a care!
Gender and body, they celebrate,
Feeling fabulous, feeling great!"

 

[AnOminous]

Totally not on topic but I noticed that halal shit is MUCH cheaper where I'm at, so I just started buying it and man it is not that bad, I would be down for some halal pep my dawg.

Halal is actually pretty good, especially prime beef cuts, much like kosher. Just the fact it's RELIGIOUSLY made to order with guaranteed levels of quality makes it good.

I really like halal beef and lamb, kosher chicken and also beef. I don't even mind standing next in line with people wearing keffiyehs and yarmulkehs. The quality speaks for itself.

That said I prefer Amish to most of those, other than lamb. For some reason, halal lamb is really good.

That's a lot of food for just one person. He might need to order a bigger tardsuit.

He's Phil. He's so fucking fat he'd still be hungry even after eating everything in that picture.

This thread: so degenerate and pathetic that people are literally arguing about what Phil put on a frozen pizza.

 

[Optimus Prime]

How could anything we have posted in the past several pages of this thread be taken as a threat or give the impression we are "big dad mad" (whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean)? I haven't seen a single thing posted that could be taken as a threat in any way, and all I've seen have been Kiwis laughing at Phil's stupid Palestine Pizza, and laughter is typically antithetical to being mad.

Oh, right...it's Spud the Chud and he's making shit up for attention. Funny how he never posts screenshots of anything we say, because then it would shoot holes all in his bullshit "The Kiwis said they're coming to get me!" LARP.

He needs us to exist to be the imaginary enemy he is fighting against, because in his mind he is constantly owning us. Because he's too much of a chickenshit slob to manage fighting any real life enemies.

Just remember he spent more time morning the loss of the farms than taking credit for its destruction when Vordak got it down for like three weeks. He probably is aware of, and hates, the fact he needs us or else he might have to invent some new illuminati to be angry about.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Er, Phil, didn’t we spent most of the recent few pages of this thread autistically researching what kind of frozen pizza it was? How is that angry?

Oh, and finding your roommate.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

If they are afraid of the Palestinian flag, they are afraid of me.

Oh Phil, potatoes aren't even afraid of you.

 

[moorhen]

I love tough guy Phil.
No one is afraid of him, all they need to do to get away from him is walk briskly up a flight of stairs. Fat retard.