Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Imagine you're such a pathetic loser, such a weird piece of shit, that you use "I never did cocaine with you" as some kind of own.

Free clue, skelly balldo, people who are not subhumans realize that NOT having done cocaine is actually a GOOD thing. If you've done cocaine, you are, on some level, a PIECE of SHIT.

I say that as someone who actually has done cocaine. It's not something to boast about. It's something to be ashamed of.

I dunno man, context is so important sometimes. If Carrie Fisher and that beautiful coke nail or hers walked up to me in the 70s and said wanna party? I'd have to have a good honest think about it.
A gay man who has less muscle mass than a small child, eyes bulging out of his skull and a lisp asked me that same question I'd be irritated at best and insulted enough to think about hitting him at worst.

 

[AnOminous]

What's in it for her? Is it because Nick's follower count is large? Is she a horny wine mom? Does she think she can save him?

It's because any whore who is on the Internet pretending to be a trad anything while whoring for attention is an absolute fake. Whether that's a gay male whore like Rekieta or any other kind of whore.

 

[Meat Target]

Please regulate KNU (Kayla Nude Units) as this threads official unit of monetary measurement.

Trump should put her mugshot on the $50 bill.

 

[Melty Butter]

Do 'Christians' who believe in 'God, country, family' typically joke around about drug use and swinging with convicts who had their kids taken away?

I know people like to point to Vatican II as the point at which the rot began, but it seems to me it began a little earlier than that

Interesting. I think it's a much more modern phenomenon. I blame the following in equal parts:

• Social media in which every confirmation bias is reinforced and conspiracy theory is "verified".
  
  
• A large proportion of MAGA and "alternative facts" where lies are amplified. See the compilations of Tucker's unhinged rants contemplating a demon visitation at night, that Daddy Trump will come home to spank America's collective daughters (so fucking weird and porn-ish), whether the NAZIs would have done a better job, and that Churchill was a failure. (I'm convinced he's on coke; I've seen this movie before.)
  
  
• The moral bankruptcy of libs and connected MSM who, long ago, lost any moral credibility (see the trans debate most recently).

Anyway, as recently as the 80s, morally shamed politicians and CEOs would be forced to resign for infidelity, drug use, corruption, etc. Bill Clinton changed all of that.

To keep this focused on Nick, the Spicer/New London/Willmar community is an interesting example.

I've looked up the social media of at least 100 members of that community. While most appear to be 'good people' and not completely unhinged (they turned in Nick, after all), most of their social media is littered with anti-vax conspiracy (Pfizer, etc), obsessive God-speak, pro-gun, anti-college, and pro-homeschool rhetoric. Their facts are often inaccurate if not fully disputed by objective data. They repost the stupidest sources (BusinessInsider, for example).

I'm sure a subsection of them believe that Hillary was torturing kids in pizza parlors.

I'm also sure that if Nick came out tomorrow and repented, he would be fully embraced by most of his local community as a redeemed soul who should continue to prophetically proselytize his conservative rhetoric on social media.

God and the Bible have become tools for political points - and it's working. One of the reasons I stopped watching Joe Nierman, a man whose personal life seems VERY biblical and moral, is his complete brain-rot about Trump's personal crimes. The Evangelical right and Ortho Jews don't seem to give a shit.

As for Nick's followers, see Grifty.

The libs are ALWAYS worse in this universe.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

One of the reasons I stopped watching Joe Nierman, a man whose personal life seems VERY biblical and moral, is his complete brain-rot about Trump's personal crimes.

It is a notable trend that those lawyers who make youtube content and take themselves very seriously trend towards being utter morons, incompetent and morally repugnant.
Joe the Collection Agent using illegal practices threatening people with prison ALSO being a full-blown Trumpist brainrot supporter cannot come as a surprise. If they got time to create youtube content their legal practice cannot be going too well.

 

[Vibralldo]

I'm also sure that if Nick came out tomorrow and repented, he would be fully embraced by most of his local community as a redeemed soul who should continue to prophetically proselytize his conservative rhetoric on social media.

That would require Nick to admit he's wrong.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

All these temper tantrums to deflect attention from the facts
1. You used your "Christian family man" act to build an audience knowing it was a lie.
2. Vic's case was an absolute shitshow because you got involved and recommended Ty Beard.
3. You allowed drugs and debauchery around your children making you both unfit parents.
4. All those "Cuck" digs at Ron Toye seem like projection now that it's pretty much confirmed that other men have jizzed on "our wife's" tragic tits.
5. The home wrecking bipolar slut you moved in is a millstone around your neck and you know you can't keep on your side for much longer.

You caused this Nick, you and your ego. Not Aaron, not The Farms. You.

"Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves."

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Stallyn19 has clipped Aaron discussing his May 2024 questioning by police (aired on Friday). Stallyn also added some fairly amusing remarks Aaron said about Nick. I summarized the legal aspects here, but clips are helpful

One thing that hasn't been picked up on, but I think bears further analysis, is Aaron's impression of Nick's parents and how they interact with Nick (timestamped):

... little boy special boy you believe that, cuz you know what little boy you deserve it. If you talk to him like his mommy and daddy it soothes him. You're just good! People don't understand how good you are!

Celeste and Bob deserve the rope as much as Nick and Qayla do.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

Celeste and Bob deserve the rope as much as Nick and Qayla do.

I mean, Bob, at least (not sure where Celeste is in all this as she has been pretty quiet about it), was willing to lie under oath about whether or not he'd seen Nick intoxicated, so I guess the apple hasn't fallen far from the trees.

 

[Arschersetzer]

Celeste and Bob deserve the rope as much as Nick and Qayla do.

I've always held the belief that Nick's personality and mental issues stem from how his parents raised him and their handling of him in adulthood. Possibly with better parents he would have been a functioning human being but instead he wears a Balldo.

 

[Je$ter]

One thing that hasn't been picked up on, but I think bears further analysis, is Aaron's impression of Nick's parents and how they interact with Nick (timestamped):

Celeste and Bob deserve the rope as much as Nick and Qayla do.

That story Aaron told about the cops is such a lie. First off, cops will never ask you if you want your lawyer with you. They read you miranda if you are detained and that is it. Asking you ARE YOU SURE YOU DONT WANT YOUR LAWYER??? is actively working against their interests because you are less likely to talk with your lawyer there. Also, a lawyer would never tell you to just go in and tell the cops the truth. No... Lawyers tell you to NEVER speak to the cops under any circumstance.

So as much as I cannot stand the balldo pope, I gotta call it like I see it... This whole breakdown of him going to the cops was a complete fabrication.

*edit to fix some grammar*

 

[TertiaryObjective]

It's because any whore who is on the Internet pretending to be a trad anything while whoring for attention is an absolute fake. Whether that's a gay male whore like Rekieta or any other kind of whore.

The concept of broadcasting yourself being “trad” is inherently the opposite of being traditional.

 

[AltisticRight]

If Nick's talked to God it's 100% a son of sam situation and his family is in danger

Skelly is basically Ahab, though Kayla is too dumb and slatternly to be a Jezebel.

 

[Je$ter]

Balldo is on a posting spree today guys

 

[There She Glows]

That story Aaron told about the cops is such a lie. First off, cops will never ask you if you want your lawyer with you. They read you miranda if you are detained and that is it. Asking you ARE YOU SURE YOU DONT WANT YOUR LAWYER??? is actively working against their interests because you are less likely to talk with your lawyer there. Also, a lawyer would never tell you to just go in and tell the cops the truth. No... Lawyers tell you to NEVER speak to the cops under any circumstance.

So as much as I cannot stand the balldo pope, I gotta call it like I see it... This whole breakdown of him going to the cops was a complete fabrication.

*edit to fix some grammar*

I'm one of those weirdos who will occasionally put on bodycam footage and police interviews in the background while I work. Sometimes they ask "are you sure you don't want a lawyer present?" before questioning. I'm not a lawyer or a cop I don't know why. But they do. The lawyer advising that he doesn't need to be there is harder to believe but as this saga has taught us some lawyers are morons. Maybe Aaron is lying maybe his lawyer is a moron. Maybe both. Many such cases.

 

[daffodils]

Picking up year-old grievances. Are we entering the post Aaron's dick era?
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[Vibralldo]

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The Starbucks thing is totally unprompted seething. Juju either told him to do this or Nick's defending Juju's honor unprompted like a bitchmade faggot.

The "old post hits different" post is sad as fuck. Basically "remember when I used to pretend to be a decent person?"

 

[Melty Butter]

First off, cops will never ask you if you want your lawyer with you.

They definitely do. I've seen dozens of bodycams on YT in which they do so. Depends on which side they're on.

@Strix454 pointed this out yesterday wrt Aaron. At that point - the first interview - Aaron supposedly had a clear conscience and nothing to be criminally charged with (pre-RP) in his mind. While it was a dumb move, he probably knew how the drug case was gonna go against Nick.

The cops didn't want Aaron to get in trouble with his own statements because he was a witness against NICK. That's who they were focused on.

Celeste and Bob deserve the rope as much as Nick and Qayla do.

I guess...? You and I have watched far too much STMS. This seems like Aaron hyperbole to me. He LOVED Bob up until about a month or two ago. I think he's just echoing what he reads here.

Bob and Celeste seem like typical affluent retirees, enjoying life and traveling. I reserve "space" for @Not Who You Think 's speculation that they may be boomer swingers, but if they are... they've hid it fairly well, unlike their son.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The Evangelical right and Ortho Jews don't seem to give a shit.

This is a very off-topic tangent you’ve introduced, so I’ll just say this: Life is about trade-offs, and if one candidate and many of their supporters want you fucking dead and the other candidate and fewer of his supporters want you fucking dead, you go with the one that poses less of a threat. I hope you never have to make such an estimation for your and your family’s sake.

 

[Strix454]

They definitely do. I've seen dozens of bodycams in YT in which they do so. Depends on which side they're on.

If the police ever ask you if you want an attorney, they are indirectly telling you that you absolutely need an attorney because they consider you a suspect and are conducting a hostile interrogation which they intend to use against you criminally. The police only ask that question to cover themselves constitutional rights-wise should you say something that they specifically want to use against YOU in a criminal proceeding.