Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Gravemind]

He probably didn’t revere everyone on the list, but the pattern of him targeting more well known users still stands. Some people are there just because they pissed him off, but a lot of his more bigger grudges seem to be against people he wanted approval from. It's less about universal reverence and more about his perception of status and betrayal.

Dog, I really don't think it's that fucking deep, and I do believe you're taking my post too seriously.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

I remember me and a couple of other users who joined after his ban were also put on the kill list. Clearly the guy doesn't pick people based on interaction much lmao

 

[Dofu]

Lain avatar + Decently respected and well known user. That's why

I really wonder if you Toji intentionally use your their Lain avatar like a lure to catch retards. It seems surprisingly effective.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

I really wonder if you intentionally use your Lain avatar like a lure to catch retards. It seems surprisingly effective.

I think you're confusing me with a different person.

This is why you don't accept bets with Jews, people. You get stuck using the same pink anime boy avatar that 10 other people are using.

 

[Dofu]

I think you're confusing me with a different person.

This is why you don't accept bets with Jews, people. You get stuck using the same pink anime boy avatar that 10 other people are using.

Lol, my bad.

I think the avatar thing you guys did is cute. It's nice.

 

[Gravemind]

I think you're confusing me with a different person.

This is why you don't accept bets with Jews, people. You get stuck using the same pink anime boy avatar that 10 other people are using.

Yeah, that was Toji.

There is also an argument to be had for not following some BPD girl desperately hungry for attention, but that's a whole other matter to get into and OT.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I really wonder if you Toji intentionally use your their Lain avatar like a lure to catch retards. It seems surprisingly effective.

It worked with Zoey (as her latest sock was originally Lain-themed and I changed my pfp to Lain to lure her back into the forum), so you are partly right

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Here's the full list if anyone wants a reminder

Criteria of Scum​

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List of people who should not be trusted. Will continue updating this.

-KiwiFarms-

• The Un-Clit - Bullying me.
• Jesuswithbazookas79 - For Bullying my friend Joshua.
• Joshua Conner Moon - For Creating The Site.
• Sparkletor 2.0. - Stealing a photo of my mother and sister and Bullying me.
• IKOL - Bullying me and insulting my Russian.
• NF - Racist name and Bullying me.
• Private Tag Reporter - Bullying me.
• Sperg Spectating - Bullying me. Doxing my house address.
• Kiwi and Cow - Bullying me.
• Dick Brain - Exposing me.
• Cheesy Beavy - Bullying me.
• Gravemind - Bullying me.
• Lolcow yoghurt- Bullying me.
• Male Idiot - Bullying me.
• Anti Drug Cuban War Hero - Bullying me.
• Life In A Tent - Cringe videos, Bullying me.
• Nicholas II of Russia - Bullying me.
• Markass The Worst - Bullying me.
• Paper Roads - Bullying me.
• Softdrinks - Bullying me.
• Kim (Jong un) - Bullying me.
• CallmeCicada - Bullying me.
• RedflamingPanda - Bullying me.
• Glowie - Bullying me.
• Schizoid Wife - Bullying me and making that thread on me.
• Banquet Meal - Bullying me and stealing my picture.
• Suburban Bastard - Bullying me.
• Laburnum - Bullying me.
• Neo-Nazi Rich Evans - Bullying me.
• GeorgeFloydFentanylStash - Bullying me.
• PositiveMonk - Bullying me.
• The Mass Shooter Ron Shoye - Bullying me.
• Daddy's Angry Juice - Bullying me.
• R00T - Bullying me.
• William Atchison
• Brenton Tarrant - Racist terrorism
• Hitchhiker- Bullying me.
• Cheese Balls - Bullying me.
• Jex - Bullying me.
• Baguette Child - Promoting Racism.
• Illuminati Order Official - Bullying me.
• WULULULULU - Bullying me.
• (Racist Name) Nucker - Bullying me.
• Mike Matei's Penis - Bullying me.
• Man in a dress - Bullying me.
• Catgirls are love - Hating me.
• Sexy senior citizen - Hating me.
• Admiral Throbnelius - Hating me.
• Fredrickdouglassbutgay - Bullying me.
• Lunarf## - Bullying me.
• UERISIMULTUDO - Bullying me.
• Prophetic Spirit - Bullying me.
• 30+GameOvers - Bullying me.
• Dunkin DoNUT - Threatening to steal my oc's.
• Manuel Noriega - Bullying me.
• Strawberry Pudding - Bullying me.
• Rango Dango - Bullying me.

Nein inch Nales and anliteralidiot are at risk of being on this list.

-Non KiwiFarms-

• 03bgood - For being rude and Bullying Ed (Hoods)
• Andrew Ditch
• Elon Musk - For flooding my Twitter with porn bots.
• Donald Trump - Extremely racist president.
• Dan Cilley
• MrConnman1123
• Vladimir Putin - For Invading Ukraine
• Adolf Hitler - For creating the nazi ideology.
• Tom Macdonald
• Ben Shapiro
• Alex Jones
• Eric Dubay
• Paul Joseph Watson
• Dollyflesh - Killing animals
• Johnny Somali
• Jack Doharty
• Jake Paul
• Logan Paul
• KSI
• Kensolusbackwin - Scamming me on Roblox.
• Jay5ive (Discogs) - Bullying me.
• Galton's Ghost (Telegram) - Bullying me.
• James the Preacher
• Pastor Steven Anderson
• Steven Assanti
• Tucker Carlson
• Isabella Loretta Janke - Trolling Chris Chan
• Political Enjoyer - Stealing art from Zyakulo and other anime artists.
• Sheldon Donner - Exposing me.
• XXX Prince the 2nd - Stealing my videos.

-Removed from list-

• Noushintou Hoshi (Added to the Must Protect List)
• Boolio96
• Arkomia
• Susan Wojcicki
• Raptorpotractor (Reddit)
• Christine Weston Chandler
• Theme Park Review
• Emily Nicole Cassidy
• Toji Suzuhara
• Axiom.
• We Are The Witches

 

[PositiveMonk]

He might feel he was respected, but it was clear everyone pitied him or tolerated him because he was clearly an autistic. Any ideation of respect was a mirage fabricated by his own mind.

Before the Hall of Shame and this thread, I remember seeing Alex's posts. Every time I'd see his name/avatar I'd remember that I've seen it before and that this user was retarded. For some he also gave me the impression that he was a Jeet, which I guess wasn't far off because Canadian. There was never any pity or tolerating, I'd see him make a thread and think "Oh this retard again".

 

[Gravemind]

Man, I'm STILL on the list. I guess the title stays for now.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Heh, Alex is a whinny bitch

 

[The Un-Clit]

I can agree that it’s user he saw with reverence, but I’ll still argue the list has no actual order. It’s just the users that come to his mind first.

I think this is right. His first kill list came out shortly after I made fun of his autistic ass on his profile for the first time, yet I was #2 on the list.

I didn't mock him any harder then anyone else, it had to be that I was recently on his mind when he compiled the list. And now I'm fucking #1 not to be trusted. Go fig.

 

[bear hammer]

Remember when he said he was going to stop talking about kiwi farms? Lmao.


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Those who harass "lolcows" are bigger lolcows themselves.

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Sheldon thinks I am a "pedo", should I terminate his channel?

 

[IKOL]

That beer drinking video is hysterical

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I have to sit as far from monitor as possible. legit scared, no bs.

Remember when he said he was going to stop talking about kiwi farms? Lmao.

Those who harass "lolcows" are bigger lolcows themselves.

Still don't have my own thread.

 

[Lovely Kin]

Sheldon thinks I am a "pedo", should I terminate his channel?

Please fucking fight.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Fucking LOL the absolute retard has HITLER on the second list, as if he's still alive!

Apologies if this has been pointed out already, this thread moves so fast I have had to skip some pages catching up but my fucking GodBear how STUPID is this man?

I weep for the Canadian education system if this is the result of it nowadays.

 

[Gunslinger Spawn]

I think he made this crystal clear when he started mentioning other users he likes, (such as @From The Uncanny Valley if I remember well.) to thank them for not joining into the thread.

I think it was because they were more left leaning (as far as I know) and considered them as allies against orange man chuds in here

 

[Digital Thunder]

I weep for the Canadian education system if this is the result of it nowadays.

He has legit tard cadence in the old high school-era clips of him speaking that got archived god-knows-how-many pages back by now. Even if he was railroaded into an appropriate special needs education path, I still don’t think they could’ve fixed his boundless amounts of stupid.

 

[Kyouyama Kazusa]

Those who harass "lolcows" are bigger lolcows themselves

God, has this retard ran out of shit to say? He's repeating the same stuff everyday

 

[LowlyPheasent]

God, has this retard ran out of shit to say? He's repeating the same stuff everyday

I think he autisticly fixates on things be it positive or negative. He seems to latch onto things and they hold his attention for a while considering how he spergs about shit for months. The farms will forever be living in his head rent free probably.