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I wish the farms had a bait emote so bad right now.
Georgie boy gets em every time
NO NO NO THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT!!!
The only thing the farms needs is posters with an IQ above 75 capable of ignoring such obvious trolling.
You say that, but Lucas is an anime avatar who said a few days back they have literal brain tumors. They may actually be that retarded.
me, after reading your posts
The line between Trolling and legitimate retardation is so fine you wouldn't feel a thing if you snorted it.
Aren’t you too old to keep defending big orange man?
Accepting that Trump is baselessly claiming he can void the pardons by Biden because he didn't know about them or some shit (which is also easily dismissed, as Biden repeatedly said he was considering pardoning Liz Cheney, Fauci, and co) is not the same as agreeing with those pardons. I think they're morally reprehensible and that Biden cheated the system by pardoning them, but that doesn't mean I think the solution is for Trump to go to muddy waters and challenge the constitutional powers granted to the president.
nigga is your profile picture the lowest of effort possible uncropped screenshot? lol
Source (Archive)Federal Judge Orders Astronauts Be Returned To Space Station
Politics · Mar 17, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
U.S. — A district judge has issued a ruling saying Trump lacked the Constitutional authority to pick up two astronauts who have been stranded at the International Space Station for several months.
SpaceX has been ordered to return the astronauts immediately.
"I will not stand by while Donald Trump abuses his power like a dictator," said Judge Earl Flanders in his ruling. "Trump has no authority to pick up these astronauts, and I can say that because I'm a federal judge, and no one is allowed to argue with me, and everyone has to do what I say."
Eyewitnesses say the judge then donned a Keffiyeh and spray painted a Cybertruck while screaming "Black Lives Matter."
Sources in Washington say Trump plans to brazenly ignore the lawful order and bring the astronauts home anyway. "This is just the kind of wanton lawlessness we should expect from a dictator who is literally Hitler," said one legal analyst.
The SpaceX craft docked at the ISS on Sunday and was preparing for the return journey to Earth when the orders stopped the process short. "Please bring us home, I just want a cheeseburger and a nap in a horizontal bed," said one of the crew.
At publishing time, Trump was polling at 100% approval among the stranded astronaut demographic.
Oh well, I like seeing it shaken up with some new retards once in awhile.
I'm sorry, your crystal is damaged, I can HEAR you resonating. That shouldn't happen. We'll get you a new one post haste. Please keep your screams of torment to a reasonable level in the meantime.
3/6/22
