Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Gravemind]

Does Alex actually want to hide those things when he continually shows them off everywhere else on the internet? I think he's just assmad over the fact that people are making fun of him.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Does Alex actually want to hide those things when he continually shows them off everywhere else on the internet? I think he's just assmad over the fact that people are making fun of him.

He thinks the internet would universally like his garbage - that's the best, most tragicomical aspect of it (but mostly comical )

 

[Lovely Kin]

Does Alex actually want to hide those things when he continually shows them off everywhere else on the internet? I think he's just assmad over the fact that people are making fun of him.

Has all of the ego but none of the talent.

 

[bear hammer]

Does Alex actually want to hide those things when he continually shows them off everywhere else on the internet? I think he's just assmad over the fact that people are making fun of him.

Alex lies and says those are "experimental drawings" when he is asked about them, that they are not related to anything sexual, despite admitting to it on here that they were his fetish. And said one of his reasons behind hating kiwi farms was "them archiving things I don't want archived".

Us making fun of him is another big factor, yes, but there is also information here that he would prefer not exist.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

"them archiving things I don't want archived".

He has explicitly said what the things he didn't want archived was, I can't fucking remember for the life of me what it was, but I know it was kinda stupid. I think he posted it on his KF account, it was in the first 30 or so pages in this thread.

 

[rel=alternate]

I can't wait for these fascists to be put down. How dare they go against the right opinion? It's for the best they be eradicated, and everyone who associate with them. I am thinking camps, maybe rewards for denunciation.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Considering his list, shouldn't Dick Brain be number one? Considering that he was the one who opened the gates of Hell on him in the first place?

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

Guys.

Alex....plus TikTok.

Does that sound like a beautiful match made in Hell or what.

He already has three.
https://www.tiktok.com/@kermisvoyager1997
https://www.tiktok.com/@numistics
https://archive.org/details/download-2022-09-09-t-133038.656

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Has all of the ego but none of the talent.

It's his parents' fault. His sisters seem pretty normal and successful. Well the one married a pooner but other than that, normal. The parents probably encouraged them to succeed and to follow their dreams and go for their goals. Offering support and cheering on their accomplishments.

However, Alex is retarded. When you cheer on a retard for doing retarded shit, they keep doing retarded shit. "I LIKE SPACESHIPS!" So they buy Alex and expensive telescope, space books, astronomy stuff. They encourage his hobby and where does it lead? "THE EARTH IS FLAT AND SPACE IS FAKE! THE SOLAR ECLIPSE IS A DRAGIN EATING THE SUN!"

He likes Legos. They send him to architect school. He drops out because he doesn't want to get an education or build a career. He just wants to play with Legos all day.

He shows interest in languages. Despite knowing that he was below grade level reading and writing in high school, the parents get him all these language books. He hasn't learned a single thing from any of them. As witnessed in the video from just yesterday, he can not read or pronounce the words in the Mexican beer. Spanish is the language he is the "most good" at.

I can go on and on. Coin collecting, drawing, photography, music, etc. His parents keep encouraging him even though he is shit at every single thing he does. All the encouragement makes him think he is actually good at everything he does and everyone else must be wrong.

This is why he's so confused. Mommy and Daddy said he was the bestest most beautiful boy, why does the rest of the world call him a fat ugly retard?

 

[bear hammer]

Post / Archive

Spoiler: Text

All sites must treat me with respect. Discogs and KiwiFarms both fail horrendously but KiwiFarms did it much worse. Where as at least Discogs don't go out of their way to expose me.

Post / Archive

Spoiler: Text

Any non fascist KiwiFarms members are not safe from the ridicule that happened to me, the fascists took it over.

The fascist KiwiFarms members will be known as The Kiwi Fascists.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

All sites must treat me with respect. Discogs and KiwiFarms both fail horrendously but KiwiFarms did it much worse. Where as at least Discogs don't go out of their way to expose me.

Respect has to be earned, chico. And you only are here to be made fun of, so that's the signal for you to do a reflexion on how you even got here in the first place.

 

[Lovely Kin]

I can't wait for these fascists to be put down. How dare they go against the right opinion? It's for the best they be eradicated, and everyone who associate with them. I am thinking camps, maybe rewards for denunciation.

Make him a Red Guard already.

All sites must treat me with respect

TREAT ME WITH RESPECT OR I WILL HAVE A MELTDOWN

 

[dick brain]

Considering his list, shouldn't Dick Brain be number one? Considering that he was the one who opened the gates of Hell on him in the first place?

Meh. I gave him ample time to DFE, asked people to stop telling him to kill himself back before we knew about the pedo shit, and took the time to explain to him that I want him to log off and touch grass not because I particularly want him to leave but for his own good. I've been kinder to him than I needed to be. Even now I don't want him to kill himself because he's clearly an actual honest to god retard with the mind of a child and it would be cool to see him get better, but he has disregarded every piece of advice he's been given and is committed to being terminally online and trying to derive his self-worth from the internet so I'm going to keep pointing and laughing at him until he learns.

I feel bad for his parents because I'm no stranger to wrangling a raging retard but he's gotta learn one way or another. He's been begging for this attention for a decade, now he's getting it.

Like motherfucker you left a direct chain of links between usernames -- Lunar Eclipse Paradox mentions KermisVoyager, KermisVoyager mentions Chords of Brazil, Chords of Brazil mentions BetterSkatez, etc. And linked them all back to your real name, face, location, sexuality and political beliefs for some reason. What were you expecting? Nobody doxed you, you doxed yourself.

 

[Arrival]

He already has three.
https://www.tiktok.com/@numistics

Noticed a lot of videos in this account have "#hyperinflation" in the description. I know the videos are about currency, but I feel like he's the type of person to have an inflation fetish. Who knows, maybe it's subtle foreshadowing?

 

[Gravemind]

TREAT ME WITH RESPECT OR I WILL HAVE A MELTDOWN

No. Cry about it, Alex.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

Edit: looks like @bear hammer has some bite to his bark

I believe that all of the BetterSkatez, KermisVoyager97, and KermisVoyager1997 accounts are Alex's. No one else uses those usernames, and also a lot of the accounts match up with other stuff Alex does. His github has him submitting a request to OpenRCT2, his lastFM has one song called Blind Youth, and there are a lot of anime PFPs everywhere. The lainrenaissance telegram is probably his, but I can't confirm it. I don't think the FunkyTheClown Roblox is his because 1. The account was made in 2016, while the Youtube channel wasn't changed to Funky The Clown until ~2022 2.Because Alex would have probably gotten banned for something retarded.
Ebola Hunter is a really unoriginal name that Alex himself stole from a movie called Who Killed Captain Alex. There are many Ebola Hunters, so it's hard to tell who is Alex. The Academia.edu, Newgrounds, LastFM, and osu accounts are all completely empty. The Reddit account might be his, as it is suspended and Alex often gets suspended for being retarded, but I can't confirm if it is him because I can't view any of the posts. The Pokemon Showdown account was made in 2016, which I think is too early to be him. The Ebola Hunter Xbox account is set to private, so I can't tell. The Sporcle account claims to be from Richmond TX. Alex would have put his real city there, so I don't think that it is him.

I don't think the Johnny4Twenty Imgur is his because he responded to this picture:

With this:

If that Imgur was Alex, he would have called everyone libtarded and talked about how heccin cool and facist he is. LastFM was made in 2009, which seems way too old to be Alex's account. The itch.io account is following one person (don't know how to check) but is empty otherwise, so I am not sure if it is his. Newgrounds account is also completely empty.
Does anyone have proof that the Emma Dutcher account is Alex's? That account is really creepy, and if it is him even more proof that he is a pedo.

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Also here is a list of 163 of Alex's accounts. Still WIP.

Spoiler: Big

Website​	Link​	Current Username​	Previous Username(s) (WIP)​	Misc.​
Album Of The Year​	https://www.albumoftheyear.org/user/alexhogendorp/​	AlexHogendorp​	​	​
Amazon Music​	https://www.amazon.com/music/player/artists/B0BDC4L9CR/​	Ebola Hunter​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Amazon Music​	https://www.amazon.com/music/player/artists/B0BSG7R415/​	Johnny4Twenty​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Amazon Music​	https://www.amazon.com/music/player/artists/B0CRXH5MD5/​	Poopy Farts Band​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Amazon Music​	https://www.amazon.com/music/player/artists/B0CJ6K8VWK/​	The Ushuaia Project​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Anghami​	https://play.anghami.com/artist/16388875​	Ebola Hunter​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Anghami​	https://play.anghami.com/artist/19068188​	Johnny4Twenty​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Anghami​	https://play.anghami.com/artist/19832925​	Poopy Farts Band​	​	Made By Distrokid Page Broken​
Anghami​	https://play.anghami.com/artist/18927661​	The Ushuaia Project​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Apple Music​	https://music.apple.com/artist/1643731094​	Ebola Hunter​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Apple Music​	https://music.apple.com/artist/1665752018​	Johnny4Twenty​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Apple Music​	https://music.apple.com/artist/1643754298​	KermisVoyager1997​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Apple Music​	https://music.apple.com/artist/1724998813​	Poopy Farts Band​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Apple Music​	https://music.apple.com/artist/1707628637​	The Ushuaia Project​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Bell Tree Forums​	https://www.belltreeforums.com/members/betterskatez.7680/​	BetterSkatez​	​	Account leaked.​
Bitchute​	https://www.bitchute.com/profile/QgysrUKJIs0u/ https://www.bitchute.com/channel/kermisvoyager1997​	KermisVoyager1997​	​	Kermisvoyager1997 channel deleted between Apr 8 2024 and right now. Profile still up.​
Boomplay​	https://www.boomplay.com/artists/58940305​	Ebola Hunter​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Boomplay​	https://www.boomplay.com/artists/62640189​	Johnny4Twenty​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Boomplay​	https://www.boomplay.com/artists/83188278​	Poopy Farts Band​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Boomplay​	https://www.boomplay.com/artists/77065080​	The Ushuaia Project​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Change.org​	https://www.change.org/u/68454435 https://www.change.org/p/youtube-al...l-community-guidelines-strikes-more-than-once​	Alex Hogendorp​	​	​
Chartmetric​	https://app.chartmetric.com/artist/10180400​	Ebola Hunter​	​	This page was either made by him or edited heavilly by him. May not count as an account.​
Deezer​	https://www.deezer.com/artist/191105957​	Ebola Hunter​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Deezer​	https://www.deezer.com/artist/197459147​	Johnny4Twenty​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Deezer​	https://www.deezer.com/artist/193105447​	KermisVoyager1997​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Deezer​	https://www.deezer.com/artist/249901112​	Poopy Farts Band​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Deezer​	https://www.deezer.com/artist/230696585​	The Ushuaia Project​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Deviant Art​	https://www.deviantart.com/betterskatez​	BetterSkatez​	​	​
Deviant Art​	https://www.deviantart.com/kermishemel​	​	KermisHemel​	Deleted​
Deviant Art​	https://www.deviantart.com/kermisvoyager1997​	​	KermisVoyager1997​	Deleted​
Discogs​	https://www.discogs.com/user/BetterSkatez​	​	BetterSkatez​	Deleted​
Discogs​	https://www.discogs.com/user/CopyrightTakedown​	CopyrightTakedown​	​	​
Discogs​	https://www.discogs.com/user/KermisVoyager1997​	​	KermisVoyager1997​	Deleted The thread I demand Discogs to purge my entire page “Ebola Hunter”, which this account made, was deleted too.​
Discogs​	https://www.discogs.com/user/SynergySchism​	SynergySchism​	​	​
Discord​	ID:639045300539097088​	1990CambrianAngel 1990cambrianangel​	​	​
Discord​	ID:451594155215552512​	Idahoobject Johnny4Twenty / Ebola Hunter Sakuyaisbestname​	​	​
Discord​	ID:524103094313943040​	KermisHemel Kermishemel​	​	​
Discord​	ID:511742736760832000​	KermisVoyager1997 kermisvoyager1997​	​	​
Distrokid Hyperfollow​	https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ebolahunter/fuck-nfts https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ebolahunter/protagonist-syndrome/​	Ebola Hunter​	​	​
Download Anime​	https://www.dedaclub.com/members/betterskatez.302634/​	BetterSkatez​	​	​
Effed Up Movies​	https://www.effedupmovies.com/philosophy-of-a-knife-1-2008/ https://www.effedupmovies.com/philosophy-of-a-knife-2-2008/ https://www.effedupmovies.com/no-child-of-mine-1997/ https://www.effedupmovies.com/womens-flesh-my-red-guts-1999/ https://www.effedupmovies.com/girl-hell-1999-1999/ https://www.effedupmovies.com/august-underground-2001-1/ https://www.effedupmovies.com/august-undergrounds-mordum-2003/ https://www.effedupmovies.com/2013-mdpope-1/comment-page-1/ https://www.effedupmovies.com/irreversible-2002/ https://www.effedupmovies.com/slaughtered-vomit-dolls-2006/comment-page-1/ https://www.effedupmovies.com/faces-of-death-1-1978/ https://www.effedupmovies.com/lilya-4-ever-2002/ https://www.effedupmovies.com/house-that-jack-built-2018/ https://www.effedupmovies.com/three-extremes-2004/ https://www.effedupmovies.com/antichrist-2009/ https://www.effedupmovies.com/trauma-2017/ https://www.effedupmovies.com/tokyo-gore-police-2008/ https://www.effedupmovies.com/oldboy-2003/​	Alex Hogendorp​	​	Not an account.​
Encyclopedia Dramatica​	https://edramatica.com/User:Shitinyourlitterbox​	Shitinyourlitterbox​	​	​
Facebook​	http://facebook.com/Alexhttp://facebook.com/Alex​	Alex Hogendorp​	​	​
Fandom​	https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/User:BetterSkatez https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:BetterSkatez https://lifeafterpeople.fandom.com/wiki/User:BetterSkatez-fduser https://prehistoricpark.fandom.com/wiki/User:BetterSkatez-fduser​	BetterSkatez BetterSkatez-fduser​	​	I don't know how Fandom works so I just typed site:*.fandom.com "BetterSkatez" into Google. Probably missed some stuff but good enough for now.​
Fandom​	https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/User:BetterSkatezalt https://animefanon.fandom.com/wiki/User:BetterSkatezalt https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:BetterSkatezalt https://clubpenguin.fandom.com/wiki/User:BetterSkatezalt https://greenytoonsuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/User:BetterSkatezalt https://hypotheticalhurricanes.fandom.com/wiki/User:BetterSkatezalt https://kidzbop.fandom.com/wiki/User:BetterSkatezalt?useskin=oasis https://rct.fandom.com/wiki/User:BetterSkatezalt https://roblox.fandom.com/wiki/User:BetterSkatezalt https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/User:BetterSkatezalt https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/User:BetterSkatezalt​	BetterSkatezalt​	​	I don't know how Fandom works so I just typed site:*.fandom.com "BetterSkatezalt" into Google. Probably missed some stuff but good enough for now.​
gab​	https://gab.com/BetterSkatez​	Alex Hogendorp​	​	​
Github​	https://github.com/BetterSkatez​	BetterSkatez​	​	​
Google​	ID:118193431535975065870​	Real Universe (No Impostor)​	​	​
Google +​	https://plus.google.com/118193431535975065870 (archive)​	BetterSkatez​	​	​
iHeartRadio​	https://www.iheart.com/artist/ebola-hunter-38747986/​	Ebola Hunter​	​	Made By Distrokid​
iHeartRadio​	https://www.iheart.com/artist/johnny4twenty-41434824/​	Johnny4Twenty​	​	Made By Distrokid​
iHeartRadio​	https://www.iheart.com/artist/poopy-farts-band-42140182/​	Poopy Farts Band​	​	Made By Distrokid​
iHeartRadio​	https://www.iheart.com/artist/the-ushuaia-project-41321484/​	The Ushuaia Project​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Instagram​	https://www.instagram.com/ariaoftrauma/​	Rankin Inlet​	​	​
IMDB​	https://www.imdb.com/user/ur50772625/​	alexhogendorp​	​	​
Internet Archive​	https://archive.org/details/@betterskatez​	BetterSkatez​	​	​
JioSaavn​	https://www.jiosaavn.com/artist/ebola-hunter/Ug-MQ2xejoQ_​	Ebola Hunter​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Kiwifarms​	https://kiwifarms.st/members/lunar-eclipse-paradox.87542/​	Lunar Eclipse Paradox​	Solar Eclipse Paradox​	​
last.fm​	https://www.last.fm/user/BetterSkatez​	BetterSkatez​	​	​
Letterboxd​	https://letterboxd.com/betterskatez​	​	Alex Hogendorp​	Deleted​
Minecraft​	UUID:eee9021b-6318-4aa1-872a-92a5db715034​	BetterSkatez​	​	​
Miraheze​	https://horriblemusic.miraheze.org/wiki/User:BetterSkatez​	BetterSkatez​	​	​
MyAnimeList​	https://myanimelist.net/profile/BetterSkatez https://orchidcommerce.com/profile/BetterSkatez​	BetterSkatez​	​	​
NetEase​	https://music.163.com/#/artist?id=54767088​	Ebola Hunter​	​	Made By Distrokid​
NetEase​	https://music.163.com/#/artist?id=55392186​	Johnny4Twenty​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Numbeo​	https://www.numbeo.com/crime/in/Red-Deer​	BetterSkatez / DepecheModeFan1999 [III]​	​	Not an account.​
Odysee​	https://odysee.com/@KermisVoyager1997​	KermisVoyager1997​	​	​
OpenArt​	https://openart.ai/@ray_unsightly_43​	idahoobject​	​	​
Pandora​	https://www.pandora.com/artist/ebola-hunter/AR79pnhJnKlq4pJ​	Ebola Hunter​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Pandora​	https://www.pandora.com/artist/johnny4twenty/AR22jnk4V3XzPm9​	Johnny4Twenty​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Pandora​	https://www.pandora.com/artist/poopy-farts-band/ARljxXXgPcl9x9m​	Poopy Farts Band​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Pandora​	https://www.pandora.com/artist/the-ushuaia-project/ARbZ9K2hP97xndX​	The Ushuaia Project​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Patreon​	https://www.patreon.com/BetterSkatez https://www.patreon.com/profile/creators?u=7484496​	Suhail​	​	​
Pixiv​	https://www.pixiv.net/users/52801031 (archive)​	​	Alex Hogendorp​	Deleted​
Pixiv​	https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/117388693 https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/117143208​	Evening Star​	​	Not an account.​
Planet Minecraft​	https://www.planetminecraft.com/member/betterskatez​	BetterSkatez​	​	Account leaked.​
Qobuz​	https://www.qobuz.com/us-en/label/4332634-records-dk/download-streaming-albums/4232206​	4332634 Records DK​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Qobuz​	https://www.qobuz.com/us-en/interpreter/ebola-hunter/16460482​	Ebola Hunter​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Qobuz​	https://www.qobuz.com/us-en/interpreter/johnny4twenty/17075860​	Johnny4Twenty​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Qobuz​	https://www.qobuz.com/us-en/interpreter/poopy-farts-band/21068391​	Poopy Farts Band​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Qobuz​	https://www.qobuz.com/us-en/interpreter/the-ushuaia-project/19962680​	The Ushuaia Project​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Qobuz​	https://www.qobuz.com/us-en/label/ushuaia-records/download-streaming-albums/5456616​	Ushuaia Records​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Quora​	https://www.quora.com/profile/Alex-Hogendorp​	Alex Hogendorp​	​	​
Rate Your Music​	https://rateyourmusic.com/~BetterSkatez​	​	BetterSkatez​	Account banned​
RCTgo​	https://rctgo.com/downloads/members/33587​	BetterSkatez​	​	​
Reddit​	https://old.reddit.com/user/BetterSkatez​	BetterSkatez​	AngelMorningStar​	​
Reddit​	https://old.reddit.com/user/KermisVoyager1997​	KermisVoyager1997​	​	​
Roblox​	https://www.roblox.com/users/399552300​	Gouhara_Yui​	​	​
Roblox​	https://www.roblox.com/users/438328227/profile​	KermisVoyager1997​	​	​
Roblox​	https://www.roblox.com/users/7118131/profile​	Norilsk​	​	​
Rumble​	https://rumble.com/user/BetterSkatez​	BetterSkatez​	​	​
Scribd​	https://www.scribd.com/user/742709037/​	betterskatez​	​	​
Seaart.ai​	https://www.seaart.ai/user/d7051341c11b7c2d2a856ee8076d5e15​	idahoobject​	​	​
Shazam​	https://www.shazam.com/artist/ebola-hunter/1643731094​	Ebola Hunter​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Shazam​	https://www.shazam.com/artist/johnny4twenty/1665752018​	Johnny4Twenty​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Shazam​	https://www.shazam.com/artist/kermisvoyager1997/1643754298​	KermisVoyager1997​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Shazam​	https://www.shazam.com/artist/poopy-farts-band/1724998813​	Poopy Farts Band​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Shazam​	https://www.shazam.com/artist/the-ushuaia-project/1707628637​	The Ushuaia Project​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Skeb​	https://skeb.jp/@Prototaxite​	所有​	​	​
Songstats​	https://songstats.com/artist/dxfiywqp/ebola-hunter/​	Ebola Hunter​	​	​
Soundcloud​	https://soundcloud.com/kermisvoyager1997​	KermisVoyager1997 (Ankaa) Angel Ankaa​	​	​
Soundcloud​	https://soundcloud.com/user-58420140-452641001​	​	Ebola Hunter Morning Star Captain Alex​	Deleted between Apr 22 2023 and a few months ago​
Spotify​	https://open.spotify.com/artist/4SknsjjGWJ0Kb80hcBfhx9​	Ebola Hunter​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Spotify​	https://open.spotify.com/artist/5nKsH6g0Li9XnaNCnlNd0X​	Johnny4Twenty​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Spotify​	https://open.spotify.com/artist/1vXPI6GoxyCSBGmfcAguv9​	KermisVoyager1997​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Spotify​	https://open.spotify.com/artist/1bSqojQnXaFuTkWN6fi8Ek​	Poopy Farts Band​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Spotify​	https://open.spotify.com/artist/2fpvOLNLBbBzfb2qKPqqNK​	The Ushuaia Project​	​	Made By Distrokid​
Spotify (User Profile)​	https://open.spotify.com/user/217cxe54nu3iirzmz7w6ipz2y​	Alex Hogendorp​	​	​
Suzuri​	https://suzuri.jp/LainRenaissance​	​	Renaissance Lain​	Deleted​
Tidal​	https://listen.tidal.com/artist/35707304/​	Ebola Hunter​	​	Made By Distrokid​
TikTok​	https://www.tiktok.com/@kermisvoyager1997​	kermisvoyager1997​	​	​
TikTok​	https://www.tiktok.com/@numistics​	numistics​	​	​
Threads​	https://www.threads.net/@ariaoftrauma​	Rankin Inlet​	​	​
Twitch​	https://www.twitch.tv/kermisvoyager1997​	kermisvoyager1997​	​	​
Twitch​	https://www.twitch.tv/sakuyaisbestname​	SakuyaisBestName​	​	​
Twitter​	https://twitter.com/BetterSkatez​	​	​	Suspended with no archives​
Twitter​	https://twitter.com/KermisVoyager97​	Eclipse Countdown​	​	​
Twitter​	https://twitter.com/LainRenaissance​	Renaissance Lain​	​	​
Twitter​	https://twitter.com/1990Cambrian​	Star Culmination.​	1990CambrianAngel​	​
Twitter​	https://twitter.com/HemelKermis​	所有​	​	​
Urban Dictionary​	https://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=BetterSkatez​	BetterSkatez​	​	​
VNDB​	https://vndb.org/u154543​	betterskatez​	​	​
VNDB​	https://vndb.org/u164663​	kermisvoyager​	​	​
Who Sampled​	https://www.whosampled.com/user/Alex-Hogendorp/​	Alex Hogendorp​	​	​
Wikipedia​	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:BetterSkatez​	BetterSkatez​	​	​
Wikipedia​	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:BittersweetFools​	BittersweetFools​	​	​
Wikipedia​	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:CambrianWorms​	CambrianWorms​	​	​
Wikipedia​	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:CuteAnimeBoyWithoutArms​	CuteAnimeBoyWithoutArms​	​	​
Wikipedia​	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:KermisVoyager1997​	KermisVoyager1997​	​	​
Wikipedia​	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:MorisakiRino​	MorisakiRino​	​	​
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Wikipedia​	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:SuperHypercane​	SuperHypercane​	​	​
Wikipedia​	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Whinykidsareannoying​	Whinykidsareannoying​	​	​
Xbox​	https://xboxgamertag.com/search/BetterSkatez​	BetterSkatez​	​	​
YouTube​	https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCknIr3yLH5maNAXkMd77mkQ https://www.youtube.com/@CambrianAngelCuntofEngland​	1990 Cambrian Angel / Cunt of England​	ExecrateAutists1990​	Archive Got yelled at by TobyTheSplatoonFan here Reupload of deleted video​
YouTube​	https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgE1sNqJgCdX85eFfId_FkQ https://www.youtube.com/@PVGNChina​	Achernar​	Ronald McDonald (Parody) PVGNChina​	Wiki Article UrbanDictionary Definition Deleted bitchute video called Penis Video Game Nerd (found on Yandex) @Lunar Eclipse Paradox made a thread on this account here.​
YouTube​	https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY0DDXTBdnH7pJ4vjIcH9YA https://www.youtube.com/@lamentedchildinindochinano9276​	Astana Moviefilm Productions​	1980 ACT II UTTP [The Real Michael Lonigro] 1980 ACT II (Minecraft SUCKS) Lamented Child in I̶n̶d̶o̶c̶h̶i̶n̶a̶ North Korea​	Also known as Blind Darkness/John Stephen/1980 Archive (maybe of a different channel) Video about him by Mlgest Sports Video about him by Ninety5 Videos about him by ZootopiaFTW MyBebeLoveFTL TSN POE LAIG JEDI (1) (2) (3) (4)​
YouTube​	https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh_T2gy5aw_fApqOjMYDG5g https://www.youtube.com/@AngelKern-zz2xk​	AngelKern1997​	DominatorOfTheUniverse1997​	Deleted video called Skipping Card archived here (video).​
YouTube​	https://www.youtube.com/BetterSkatez2 https://www.youtube.com/user/BetterSkatez2 https://youtube.com/channel/UCuWajiFSCVlkJ8AIkKUJdbg https://www.youtube.com/@BetterSkatez2​	Chords of Brazil [II]​	BetterSkatez 2 BetterSkatez BetterSkatez / DepecheModeFan1999 [II]​	​
YouTube​	https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCS2tLiRh9yai-ZT99lkZ_NQ https://www.youtube.com/@BetterSkatez3​	Chords of Brazil [III]​	BetterSkatez 3 (BetterSkatez 2) BetterSkatez​	​
YouTube​	https://youtube.com/channel/UCibGFMwSj5PmnVIz76Sj7vA https://www.youtube.com/@betterskatezdepechemodefan2590​	Chords of Brazil [IV]​	BetterSkatez​	28 Thousand Videos​
YouTube​	https://youtube.com/channel/UC3JdSwHLPAR4Kpl8ZzJlY4w https://www.youtube.com/@betterskatezdepechemodefan2530​	Chords of Brazil [V]​	BetterSkatez / BetterSkatez​	​
YouTube​	https://youtube.com/channel/UC2ZhCsbhtJCE6wepQQ6o89g https://www.youtube.com/@betterskatezdepechemodefan9696​	Chords of Brazil [VI]​	BetterSkatez​	​
YouTube​	https://youtube.com/channel/UCDatVUcCGQpn1dMAI2Ntb8A https://www.youtube.com/@betterskatezdepechemodefan6554​	Chords of Brazil [VII] (VII)​	​	​
YouTube​	https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQ8nNhCGmtaJjiZwNvv0A1Q https://www.youtube.com/@betterskatezdepechemodefan596​	Chords of Brazil [VIII]​	​	​
YouTube​	https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyrHmjsN3oOqILMFvxBKNpA https://www.youtube.com/@betterskatezdepechemodefan1212​	Chords of Brazil [IX]​	Best Youtuber Archives (BetterSkatez) BetterSkatez / DepecheModeFan1999 [IX]​	​
YouTube​	https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC54Z5TM2AA3D2tQKs97M8BQ https://www.youtube.com/@capellarequiemofaffairs7227​	DropKiwiFarms​	Dhar Puu Capella Requiem of Affairs Shrek​	Archive​
YouTube​	https://www.youtube.com/@funkyclownlovesPG https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYx2tDafR77Uj5WrKI6lUrQ​	Funky The Clown​	CaptainCumFag VGCP IGUA FetishArtYes DonaldTrumpNo Gradiaux Heidum​	​
YouTube​	https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpAT1eQO_CdcdXkGFjet8QQ https://www.youtube.com/@supertrollhdtvofficial714​	John The Preacher​	SuperTrollHDTV Official​	​
YouTube​	https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWGLWVXk3xG71tnoNhSq-kg https://www.youtube.com/@PabloHatesPG​	JTM Network​	Chef Pee Pee​	​
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YouTube​	https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxrRVoiZfmgS8KQXrOt8rsg https://www.youtube.com/@KermisVoyager1997​	KermisVoyager1997​	Markiplier SUCKS, VanossGaming SUCKS and PewDiePie SUCKS [OFFICIAL]​	Deleted between Jun 2, 2019 and Jun 25, 2019.Brought Back Between Jun 25, 2019 and Oct 22, 2020.Explanation​
YouTube​	https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjZvbgF0GIgbzPeOJeBJ4WQ https://www.youtube.com/@KermisVoyager​	KermisVoyager 1997​	​	​
YouTube​	https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVMg_L20zjACEwr4lg5-uHg https://www.youtube.com/@runningwithscissors92​	Running with Scissors​	​	​
YouTube​	https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC43b4rEhhqdgiZdfNiAKhnQ https://www.youtube.com/@SolarX-​	Solar X-2000​	​	​
YouTube​	https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVXJotUKCLOhfaPdvDst3CA https://www.youtube.com/@soldemedianoche4812​	Tyrone Buji​	Sol de medianoche​	​
YouTube​	https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCikgBX2RhJFOe4GEWKjMFzw https://www.youtube.com/@PDH-AngelsLebensraum​	Sultan of the Sun​	​	​
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YouTube​	https://www.youtube.com/@MarkhamKermis/videos https://youtube.com/channel/UCA4tJystjrr3VtGgDzfBTRQ​	Under Renovation​	Vukmir Cilley (Physical Media Community Parody) Markham1983Kermis / EstablishmentIrritant1991​	​
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email: alexhogendorp@live.ca​

About Ebola Hunter/Johnny4Twenty/KermisVoyager1997 (music related)/Poopy Farts Band/The Ushuaia Project:​

Still need to search Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, Qishui, TIDAL, ClaroMusica, Snapchat, NetEase, QQ Music, Kugou Music, Kuwo Music, WeSing, Pretzel, TouchTunes,Joox, Kuack Media Group.​

Archive here. Shitty music video here.Weird soundcloud collab here.​

Misc info:​

Lots of AKWATP/RFAA members here​

gequbao.com, Gequhai.com, and eev3.com just rip stuff from other sites, but they could contain otherwise lost tracks.​

Can’t find:​

may have a songbpm.com account​

Can’t find his citycraft.co.uk account. The website is down, but his password was leaked​

Can't find his Pintrest account.​

Can’t find his Telegram account Morning Star, which is discussed here (2)​

Can’t find his initial TikTok account, which was deleted. Archive here.​

Can’t find his Your Countdown To account, which created Countdown To Johnny4Twenty - Rich as Fuck | Release Date​

Can’t find his YouTube account The Real Mr Beast, which is mentioned here.​

Can’t tell:​

Can’t tell if These Accounts are Alex: betterskatez (1) Ebola Hunter (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Funky The Clown (1) johnny4twenty (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)​

Can’t tell if AmasawaIkumi is Alex​

Can’t tell if Calibra1999/Washing Machines 4 U, which is linked to here, is Alex​

Can’t tell if Emma Dutcher is Alex​

Can’t tell if Fire Xvideos 1969 (now deleted), which is linked to here, is Alex​

Can’t tell if FortniteFan 232 is Alex​

I can’t tell if HeavyMetalFan1999 (now deleted), which was linked to here is Alex.​

Can’t tell if I AM A LIZARD is Alex​

Can’t tell if lain of renaissance ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅* ₊ is Alex.​

Can’t tell if MinecraftHater1991 (I think that this is his channel) is Alex. Some reddit post about him too.​

Can’t tell if TheRealNostalgiaCritic, who also has a YouTube channel that I can’t find, is Alex.​

Can’t tell if ᅝᅝᅝᅝᅝᅝᅝᅝ (now deleted), which is linked to here, is Alex​

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I don't think the Johnny4Twenty Imgur is his because he responded to this picture:

There was something that disproved Johnny4Twenty as being Alex, I think they were in the same discord? I can't fucking remember. I was thinking of LilSteve.
The Amasawalkumi wikipedia account is 100% him (unless it's an impersonator? probably not), as shown by his edit history.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

There was something that disproved Johnny4Twenty as being Alex, I think they were in the same discord? I can't fucking remember.
The Amasawalkumi wikipedia account is 100% him (unless it's an impersonator? probably not), as shown by his edit history.
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I'm pretty sure that Alex made music as Johnny4Twenty. Their music was both uploaded under the same soundcloud, and his Discord name was Johnny4Twenty / Ebola Hunter. You might be thinking of LilSteeve MC.

 

[bear hammer]

Does anyone have proof that the Emma Dutcher account is Alex's?

The Emma Dutcher account was listed in the 'Others you should check out' section of Alex's channel, which is something he has a habit of doing with his other accounts. On top of that, the anime profile picture is very similar to ones he's used on his other channels, so there's a strong chance it's him, unless it was just a random account he put in there for no reason, which would also be very weird sense he would be telling others to check out a 12 year old.

 

[AnOminous]

Meh. I gave him ample time to DFE, asked people to stop telling him to kill himself back before we knew about the pedo shit, and took the time to explain to him that I want him to log off and touch grass not because I particularly want him to leave but for his own good. I've been kinder to him than I needed to be.

And now you're paying the price for not wholeheartedly embracing Aktion T4.

No mercy to grimacing autists who jack off to armless amputated children because they are evil sadistic serial killer level psychos.

Ebola Hunter is a really unoriginal name that Alex himself stole from a movie called Who Killed Captain Alex.

Incidentally an actually classic so-bad-it's-good movie from Uganda that actually has positive qualities other than that.