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That 1.2 GPA puts him on par with a sub 80IQ autist. You can't expect much from him in terms of intelligence. They probably had to keep him away from the glue well into high school.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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I would be more impressed if you wore that to your nephews bar mitzvah.
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Pat is such a classic, his antics have permanently altered the lexicon of my friend circle. The dude really is a living joke. I do not understand how he gets up in the morning, looks at himself in the mirror, and doesn't change ever. I'm here for it, though. I'll be seeing you guys in prison. Lmfao.
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Drunk or just fat fingers? Call it.
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By who, Pat? Is Chuck Schumer going to storm the dais at the next SOTU address, dagger in hand? I'd love to see it, the Secret Service would shoot his elderly Jewish ass before he got the dagger fully out.
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He doesn't need to be drunk, he is high on TDS.
We see here a crossover from a mistake Patrick also constantly commits with his trolls.
Stating someone commited a crime as a private citizen is almost completely worthless.
He believes he is the charging state-attorney, the fact-finding jury and the sentencing judge in one complete, very fat, package.
He does this every day accusing trolls of having committed, and currently commiting felonies, he did this when he egregiously ordered a bailiff in his civil case to arrest a citizen in the gallery, and he does it with his retarded interpretations of how the constitution and the branches of government work.
He sincerely thinks that stating that Drumpf was inegible to be on the presidential ticket not only voids his victory it also voids him being properly sworn in and taking control of the office. And that he should be arrested (by who exactly?) for another crime Judge supreme Fatrick convicted him of, treason.
His magical thinking is pretty bad, I am starting to think that he is developing some level of schizophrenia.
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Just Pat relaxing after another hard day sourcing pepperoni.
(Our little lardpuppy deserves the break)
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Two (or more if we count the likes and such) people who you can beyond easily convince that another flip coming up heads after five in a row is statistically impossible. Also that red is due to come up at the roulette table.
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You think he'll have an oinking session when Trump talks with Putin tomorrow? I haven't been paying much attention to Patrick. Is he a NAFO retard? My roommate told me he's in that weird democrat space of having no actual opinion beyond what the TV tells him. I like his retarded hot takes on the war and politics. He's like MovieBob without the New England delusion of superiority that people from New England all seem to have.
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Fatrick thinks that Trump works directly for Putin and is crashing the American economy in order to secure Russian domination of the world
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He's like MovieBob. No matter what side you are on, he looks deranged and he'll make you wonder about your own position due to his sheer pigheadedness. I'm just surprised he has a wife. I cannot imagine a woman having so low self-esteem that she marries someone like Pat.
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"FASTER, CHILD! YOUR PIGPEROR DEMANDS HIS ENTERTAINMENT!"
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Big White Bwana
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I have found myself thinking about characters created by "the Jerky Boys" - prank callers who found fame via the Howard Stern show in the 1990's...
Imagine Frank Rizzo (obese plumber who claims to have "big sausage tits"), but with the voice of Jack Tors (gay model and performance artist)...
'nuff said.
Imagine Frank Rizzo (obese plumber who claims to have "big sausage tits"), but with the voice of Jack Tors (gay model and performance artist)...
'nuff said.
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After seeing Hildy's cuckoldry, I'm convinced something is fundamentally wrong with Milwaukee.
If Jeffrey Dahmer never got caught and was allowed to operate he probably would have by now eliminated half of Pat's social circle while driving up the scarcity of his pepperoni source.
They might have had a rivalry actually, like Dexter but fatter, gayer, and with bitch tits.
If Jeffrey Dahmer never got caught and was allowed to operate he probably would have by now eliminated half of Pat's social circle while driving up the scarcity of his pepperoni source.
They might have had a rivalry actually, like Dexter but fatter, gayer, and with bitch tits.
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The Pativerse and its side characters never cease to amaze me. This/Eric Hildeman could be its own thread honestly.
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Never was stalker child. It's all you delusions, enjoy prison.
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Pudge Fatt
Yes, child, I am the law, only a pudge who is "into things" can fire this Lawreceiver, that's why your life is already over.
I call it eternal sunshine on the witless mind.
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OtherLastTrainHome
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holy shit. Stalkers Armageddon, child.