The Retail Horror Thread 2: More Tales to Chill your Bones

Answered the phone as one of my many duties at a store job long ago. Irate customer, said his banana bread was moldy. I knew where this was going, a long rant taking up much of my time, so I preemptively said "I'm Sorry, bring it into the store and we can refund you. I can't do refunds over the phone". The dude melted down even harder "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? YOU PICKED THE WRONG GUY TO FUCK WITH TODAY. YOU HAVE NO IDEA!"

I hung up on him. He never called back. I liked that job somewhat. I knew my bosses had my back. Dude later comes into the store and asks "ARE YOU THE ONE WHO HUNG UP ON ME" and I said yeah, that I'm busy and don't have time to listen to threats on the phone. The first thing he says is "I'M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE ON YOU! CALL YOUR MANAGER" and gets up in my face. I stonewall him a bit and try de-escalating and eventually call the manager. A very sweet old lady, I didn't want her dealing with this lunatic. She sends me on my break and I come back and it turns out it was nuts. His banana bread wasn't moldy, he thought the nuts were mold. I have so many stories from that place. I started carrying a gun eventually because it was such a fun place. The guy I replaced actually got kidnapped during a failed robbery. I learned that right before I left.
 
. The guy I replaced actually got kidnapped during a failed robbery. I learned that right before I left.
This is why I am eternally grateful to the RCMP troopers who waited until the jackhole robbing me had backed out of the store and wasn't pointing his gun at me any more before taking him down. Had they moved to early that could have happened to me or fuckhead could have just shot me. In hindsight I'm amazed I never had nightmares about it.

(I tell the story of getting robbed fairly early in the thread. If there's interest I'll dig up the link or anyone else feel free to find and post it.)
 
I've heard of that. I figured its also why a lot of public bathrooms are now using brown or dark grey tiling as well. It reduces the light levels so it's harder to see veins to shoot up.

ETA: Found a little more info in a CBC Article about a Tim Hortons in Ontario doing the dark blue lighting that The Un-Clit is talking about - it has the expected whining from drug advocates in there as well.
Many pub toilets in certain areas of Sydney and Melbourne have been doing this for many years.
 
Million fucking years ago I worked at shitty sporting goods store in a large US city famous for producing left-wing retards. This city/state was so leftwing-cucked nobody knew anything about firearms, I became the default "gun guy" if someone had a question or needed to purchase a firearm as I actually knew quite a bit about guns since I was teenager and understood federal paperwork involved. I'd rather play with guns and talk about guns than do the other tasks expected a retail loser job so I was fine with it.

Some 5'4" Nigger in his 30's followed by his easily 350lb sheboon GF and or baby momma comes in. He's talking about how his GF is treating him to exactly $400 of stuff on his birthday the first thing he wants is a rifle. I don't even recall what kind of gun he purchased. It's important to note if you are a retarded nigger you have a high likliness of being a convicted felon. Convicted felons in the US are not allowed to own/purchase firearms or have others purchase for them or provide them. The standard US BATF 4473 form clearly asks "Have you ever been convicted of a felony"?

Lying on this form about your legal status is considered a crime of some kind. I have never heard of it being enforced or even investigated but, for some reason people think they check the right boxes they get a gun even though the whole purpose of the form is do a background check and not allow convicted felons to own guns, such as thesmelves. Retarded niggers fills out the 4473 lying about his legal status then he explains the whole "$400 birthday thing" (including fucking sales taxes) and drafts me to follow him around the store and manage his purchases for him to get the most out of his $400 limit.

I really fucking wish I could have just told the nigger to do the math himself. Our store was kind of outdated and employees were held to a very high standard especially considering our shit wages. So telling some fucking nigger to do it himself was not an option. No calcualtors in the store, if we were seen on our cell phones we'd be reprimanded. So I'm juggling $275+ sales tax + 35.00+sales tax all in my head people are coming up to me asking questions as this nigger is adding more shit and I finally just say "ok that's just shy of $400" take it all up to the register". I honestly thought it was somewhere around $400 but apparently not close enough for this stupid nigger. He has his sheboon GF pay for his merch and yells across the store adressing me by name "Hey Troon_Patrol, You need to learn how to count"! before exiting the store.

Whatever. Fucking nigger too lazy to do his own math budget his own purchases and yells at someone else for lacking the same ability without a calculator he has in his cell. I shake it off and go back to being a wage slave. Couple of days later ATF responds with a "deny purchase" as the nigger lied on his gun purchase paperwork about not being a usless convicted felon nigger. I get to call him up and tell him "no gun for you, nigger sir. The ATF has ordered us to not grant you sale of any firearms". About two days later another local store calls us to give us a heads up about a 350lb fat black woman with a 5'4" nigger trying to obviously purchase a firearm for him and to deny her purchase of anything. This is known as a "Straw-man purchase" and is actually a big fucking deal people serve time in prison for.
 
Answered the phone as one of my many duties at a store job long ago. Irate customer, said his banana bread was moldy. I knew where this was going, a long rant taking up much of my time, so I preemptively said "I'm Sorry, bring it into the store and we can refund you. I can't do refunds over the phone". The dude melted down even harder "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? YOU PICKED THE WRONG GUY TO FUCK WITH TODAY. YOU HAVE NO IDEA!"

I hung up on him. He never called back. I liked that job somewhat. I knew my bosses had my back. Dude later comes into the store and asks "ARE YOU THE ONE WHO HUNG UP ON ME" and I said yeah, that I'm busy and don't have time to listen to threats on the phone. The first thing he says is "I'M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE ON YOU! CALL YOUR MANAGER" and gets up in my face. I stonewall him a bit and try de-escalating and eventually call the manager. A very sweet old lady, I didn't want her dealing with this lunatic. She sends me on my break and I come back and it turns out it was nuts. His banana bread wasn't moldy, he thought the nuts were mold. I have so many stories from that place. I started carrying a gun eventually because it was such a fun place. The guy I replaced actually got kidnapped during a failed robbery. I learned that right before I left.
I used to work in the paint department of Lowe's and once I had a customer call me in a fit saying how illegal it was that we sold lead paint and she was going to call the cops on us and blah, blah, blah.

I let her finish her rant and then I asked her "And where do you see on the label that our paint contains lead?"

"Right here on the sticker on top! It says you have lead in your paint! I can't believe it!!"

"Well if you actually read the sticker, it states that if you sand or scrape old paint you might release lead dust."

"Oh...*click*"

I still laugh about that.

This lady was in full on rage mode and hearing her have to concede that she was being a retard was so satisfying.
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So many many years ago in a galaxy far far away, I used to work at a local grocery store during my time in community college. I have many stories form that time, but this one takes the cake (literally and metaphorically as you'll see).
To start, some background. I had college from 8:00 AM to 3:00 PM. Thus, my job at the grocery store was closing shift, 3:30-8:00. This means several things. Firstly, I missed much of the day shift events and jobs, which could be an issue if there was something important, but typically was rather nice. Second, it meant I never really saw much of my manager, so any issues that arose would have been shifted to another department manager in the store since I held very little power as a basic employee. Third, it meant that for the majority of my shift, I was completely alone.
Now the place I worked at was a standard bakery deli as is found in many grocery stores. This means you had all the generic duties one might expect, but importantly for this story, it means that on occasion, you would have to write on a cake with some icing. This expectation extended to all deli employees, not just the managers, and not just the cake decorator. Since this task did not come around all that often (maybe once every other week), I was not good at it, since people typically don't come to get a cake written on after 3:30 and thus I did not have much experience. In addition, many people would call in for the cake ahead of time, so the cake decorator would simply write on the cake, and put it in the cooler for later. That said, I had up until this incident, never received any complaints about the quality of my work.
All these issues compound with this tale.

One day, if I remember correctly, late July, I had come in for my shift. Upon my arrival, the assistant department manager is there. He tells me that there is a lady, who will be coming in at 5:30, to pick up a cake. He shows me a note with what she wants to be written on the cake, which says "Happy birthday Kelvin". He tells me to wait until she arrives to do it, as he wants me to ask her if she wants the "happy birthday" part written in icing, or simply placed on it with a little plastic "happy birthday" cake decoration. Sure, no problem. I'm not great at writing on cakes, but no one has complained before, and I'm happy to help. So I get into my shift, frying chicken and cleaning the rotisserie oven as usual. 5:30 rolls around, and no sign of this lady. No problem, maybe she just canceled, that happens from time to time. Then, 6:30 rolls around and I look up from the corner I was sitting in at the time and see her. She asks about the cake and of course, I go and get the note and the plastic decoration. I asked her if she wanted the cake with written icing or just the cake decoration with the name added to the icing. She is immediately upset by this and says "I told you guys I wanted it all written on there." A little rude, but no skin off my back, she had expected to be ready now and it not being so is not my fault and not fair to her. I tell her "I apologize, ma'am, I only got here a few hours ago and only have details through this note, let me get right on that, sorry for the inconvenience." So I go and grab a cake, and write "Happy Birthday Kelvin" on it. The whole interaction was about 15 minutes, and once I finished writing on the cake I hand it back to her. Here's where things begin to go off the rails. She is immediately furious with me and tells me she had wanted "Happy Birthday Calvin" written, not "Kelvin" written on it, and that the writing was terrible and sloppy. Now as you might imagine, this was news to me, since all I had was the note and had never had the quality of my writing be an issue, so I explained the situation and offered to redo it, saying "I'm sorry ma'am, all I was given was this note, let me take that back and I can redo it for you." Her response, was less friendly, saying "No, this is unacceptable, you better make this right." As you will remember, I held 0 power, and could not make anything right as that was beyond my control. Due to that, I told her "I'm sorry, but this is the most I can do. I can go get a manager for you and they can certainly help you." She responded "No, I want you to make this right." So I reiterated to her that I am at the limit of my power, and that I can find her a manager if she so desires. At that point, she stormed off and I was essentially left sitting in shock that someone would act that way about a cake of all things. I ended up just going back to my duties of cleaning up the deli for the time being. Unfortunately, there's no real satisfying ending. 30 minutes after all this went down, the store manager came over to me and asked to see the note. He then told me that was ridiculous and never should have happened, and then that was the end of it. That said, I noticed from that point onward that the assistant deli manager would write on cakes when the time arrived, so he certainly got a talking-to.

This story and other experiences like it are one of the many reasons why I never want to work food service again if I can help it. People getting so ugly over just-food is beyond me, and the entitlement and expectations they have of the basic low level workers is baffling
 
I used to work in the paint department of Lowe's and once I had a customer call me in a fit saying how illegal it was that we sold lead paint and she was going to call the cops on us and blah, blah, blah.
At a previous job, someone called and started talking to me about a can of pet food under recall. I found it odd to have someone call about that particular thing, but I did my best to listen for anything she'd mention that would be relevant. When it seemed like she wasn't going to offer anything relevant, I finally asked her, "Ma'am, do you know you've called an accounting office?" She replied back, "This isn't (Local Grocery Store)?" She was extremely apologetic and I got a laugh out of someone calling our office during tax season about recalled pet food. I half expected her to ask if she could deduct a recalled item from her taxes as a loss. 🤷‍♂️

This story and other experiences like it are one of the many reasons why I never want to work food service again if I can help it.
I might have shared it here, but I spent a couple of summers during college working in the cafeterias of a big corporation. It wasn't bad for a part-time summer job, but I looked forward to going back to school both summers partly because of the shitty temporary supervisor who actually introduced herself as, "I'm (name), and I'm a bitch," and partly because of the customers who talked down at those of us on the serving stations for having a less prestigious job than they did. It's no wonder I preferred working in the dish room away from everyone else and all the drama.
 
Well since you mention it… can you?
To put it briefly: No.

I'm not sure what the going price on a can of pet food is, but let's assume US $3 each for this discussion. If recalled products were deductible, people in the lowest (10%) tax bracket would need 2-3 cans to reduce their Federal taxes by $1. Those in the highest (37%) bracket would get a roughly $1 reduction per can. So, there would be very little impact or benefit on one's tax return unless someone had a multiple-month horde.
 
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