Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 411 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.4%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,637 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,922 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,263
This is the first time I'm inclined to trust Mald's take, afterall, Mald is an expert at rusing people to pay more money to have less video game, actually he's an expert at rusing people to pay money to have NO video game at all
I’m not a MMORPG nerd by any stretch but I thought the point of these games was collaborative end-game dungeon runs with other players for high level items. You probably get to the point you want to try this with various classes.

It’s kind of indicative of his shit-tier play style that to him the grindy parts of MMORPGs are just “more game”. Explains why he’s such a roach.
 
I’m not a MMORPG nerd by any stretch but I thought the point of these games was collaborative end-game dungeon runs with other players for high level items. You probably get to the point you want to try this with various classes.

It’s kind of indicative of his shit-tier play style that to him the grindy parts of MMORPGs are just “more game”. Explains why he’s such a roach.
yeah 90% of wow content per expansion is geared towards end-game pve(dungeons) and end-game pvp(arena/battleground), all exclusive content is around completing end-game achievements, and that naturally incentivises the entire playerbase to aim towards optimising builds, which requires multiple characters and trial&error early on into a season(the amount of time an exclusive is available).

Mald is obviously only use to fighting one mob at a time like he does in wow classic levelling, it's why he physically uses his mouse to click on abilities rather than use keybinds. I'm not even sure blizzard would've let their non-nepo QA's play without keybinds, since keybinds are the intended playstyle according to blizz's own tutorial, and clicking on ability icons is an accessibility feature. I guess he really, really gotta thank his father for even letting him stay employed as such a shitty game tester, and every other privilege he has had in his life.

All of mald's end-game content in wow is done on a more passive tank class, and even then he sucks at it, as wow's own logs will show. Mald is bearington in below clip(i think early pages here have the proof but cbf to find it, and the voice changer guy should be him). This is his old guild that kicked him out. This was a clip from a random redditor on livestreamfail who played wow retail(modern wow) with Mald showing him messing up, but the guildmates still pulling through.

The warcraftlogs link below shows mald's lifetime achievements, you can see that he has only fully cleared a single mythic raid, doing so with an extremely low parse(46%), while not having cleared any other mythic raids. So I guess "technically" he is a mythic raider, though it's clear he got carried through the one mythic raid he has ever completed, since 46% isn't a passing grade.


 
I’ve waited to block push notifications just for this.
OT but I fucking hate notifications. No I don't care that someone liked my comment on YouTube. There's a reply? I don't want to read it. I don't care that someone uploaded a video, or made a tweet, or made a post on Instagram, an app I haven't opened in over a year. If I care about those things, I'll open your shitty app, leave me the fuck alone and stop trying to Pavlovian condition me with your shitty effective-advertisements in my phone.

The only acceptable time for something to be pinging you is when someone is REALLY trying to get a hold of you.
 
I never go too deep into the meta but how does the monster hp work in wilds multiplayer? Does it scale up as more player joins? I remember being told that 1 hunter = 100%, 2-4 hunters = 200% regardless of 2/3/4 in world. Is that also how it works in wilds?

Still, even if it's also this way, dead weight is still dead weight.
HP does scale slightly, not a 1:1, just a small increase per hunter.

Regardless, Horn is still really far down there on damage. You should be swinging AND hitting to make up for how poor it is DPS wise, not Swinging and MISSING
 
HP does scale slightly, not a 1:1, just a small increase per hunter.

Regardless, Horn is still really far down there on damage. You should be swinging AND hitting to make up for how poor it is DPS wise, not Swinging and MISSING
lol there's really no excuse in wilds. if you don't turn it off, the game automatically makes you turn towards the monster in combat. you can miss here and there because of awkward positioning and angle but if you're in focus mode (which you should always be, i find), you will almost never fuck up your swing like you might have in old gen mh.

edit: went to check his stream and he's playing gunlance bitch made style. Charge shots only style (worst gl playstyle imo) but half the time he's turtling. at one point someone posted a custom sticker with a slur in it and immediately quit the quest and turned off the game screen from the stream so he can make a report. i dont know how people live like this...not only being a janny but making a show out of it and being proud of it? insane behavior. :story:

also as i finish typing this, dude just died to an uth duna. playing a turtling gunlance. :story:
 
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I have not seen anything about wilds and decided to hold off until it had it's big expansion come out, but it sounds like wilds is really really easy, how much did they streamline from the old ones?
 
I have not seen anything about wilds and decided to hold off until it had it's big expansion come out, but it sounds like wilds is really really easy, how much did they streamline from the old ones?
Games legit, made for people that needed more casual gameplay then Worlds delivered.
It's made for kids. And maldy is a little bit afraid to bring that Hunting horn close.
No show offs of the new tech, no Knock out crits. I haven't seen the mald land a mount in like 4 hunts. (Dudes lazy or he just Roaching out)
He's legit playing like a little brother with a controller in another team focused game.
Game fucking sucks compared to MH4U/ 5XX.
 
Game fucking sucks compared to MH4U/ 5XX.
Ironic considering it's an MH4 wankfest. Gore Magala is thrown into the main campaign as penultimate boss monster, yet they didn't even bother to bring back Apex monster mechanics, and I don't foresee it being reintroduced in the DLC either. Shagaru's probably being held back for the paid DLC.
 
lol there's really no excuse in wilds. if you don't turn it off, the game automatically makes you turn towards the monster in combat. you can miss here and there because of awkward positioning and angle but if you're in focus mode (which you should always be, i find), you will almost never fuck up your swing like you might have in old gen mh.

edit: went to check his stream and he's playing gunlance bitch made style. Charge shots only style (worst gl playstyle imo) but half the time he's turtling. at one point someone posted a custom sticker with a slur in it and immediately quit the quest and turned off the game screen from the stream so he can make a report. i dont know how people live like this...not only being a janny but making a show out of it and being proud of it? insane behavior. :story:

also as i finish typing this, dude just died to an uth duna. playing a turtling gunlance. :story:
Please tell me, how i can enjoy the milk without the clip ?

EDIT: Fine i do it myself
 

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I don't know what Obsidian is used for in Blockgame, but what happens if you accidentally place it down?
Obsidian in Blockgame is used for building nether portals in the PvP-open world called Myrkheim as fast travel back to Midgar where there's a dedicated community-shared portal in Origin, the central starter town of which is a PvP-safezone, or to your faction's specific town portal that your faction specifically owns. It's just fast travel because any item you gain in Myrkheim is dropped on death save specific items like most blocks. I don't remember if the portal you left Myrkheim is remembered as your point of arrival when you leave Midgar via Portal.
If you place it down, GG you need to find more. I think the block form of it is a late-game upgrade material but idk, it's far easier to just carry around 11 buckets of lava than to get the pick and the mining skill needed to mine obsidian in the first place. Really stupid change but this developer worked with blizzard for 20 years and was basically coding arrays as he left preschool. (shame he stopped there)

I personally enjoyed playing Blockgame until the inevitable reality of why social Sandbox games fucking suck decided to sink in when I got randomly chased by a player who was clearly level 50+ with way better gear than me and tried to kill me for no reason, considering I'd just been in starter gear and was like... level 12 or so. I'd spent a good 9 hours that day grinding levels but also looking for materials I could use to progress (so long as I got back to Midgar) and quit the game the moment the combat timer went to 0 and went poof. I logged back in but only the next day and decided that I really just didn't feel like playing it.

Nice fuckin' Social Sandbox there Jason.

It was really fun that, even if the implementation of it fucking sucked, I could make all of my capabilities better by simply doing shit; scratches the itch that Skyrim's skill system does to a much better degree. I also liked hunting monsters because I'd sometimes get really rare items (of which I had a fair number of) and these items can be outright stronger than anything you could buy from a merchant at any level, sometimes even rolling enchantments (I had a mace that dealt fire damage) and it heavily itched the ARPG-tism that only Diablo 1 properly itches, but any ARPG since then itches pretty well, just less so.

If I found a server like Blockgame, only not shit and not designed to be a wild west where level 50 players can 2-shot a level 1-10 noob who's worked their ass off and end up losing all their best shit because of the mistake of playing the server at all, I'd probably no-life it. Ignorance is bliss I suppose.

Lastly seriously clip the shit you're talking about. I want to laugh with you, but I'm not going to if all you have is just a picture and archive the vod if you're going to mention it has embarrassing shit in it. Jason is 100% not above deleting the fuckin' thing with how insecure he is and how many Vods he's deleted as of late.
 
Archive your shit. Read this thread.



Archive 1 / Archive 2

I’ve waited to block push notifications just for this.
MOV files aren't playable in most browsers. Covert them to MP4 with ffmpeg and compress the converted video with Kdenlive (watch Josh's guide on how to use Kdenlive) because you don't need a 30 MB file for a 20 sec video. Don't be a lazy faggot:

Use this command:

Code:
ffmpeg yourmovfile.mov -c copy yourmp4file.mp4

Replace the "yourmovfile" and "yourmp4file" with whatever name you want.

Watch this video to install ffmpeg on your computer.



EDIT: Fine i do it myself
Learn how to compress your clips. Watch this video and consider using 480p or 360p quality.

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I need to watch him die to uth duna, I'm trying to browse his twitch stream but either I'm a fucking retard or that shit site does not allow to watch previous parts of streams. 🙏
You can watch his streams on Youtube which allows you to watch previous parts of a stream.
 
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I need to watch him die to uth duna, I'm trying to browse his twitch stream but either I'm a fucking retard or that shit site does not allow to watch previous parts of streams. 🙏
It Does, you just click the video tab -> recent video usually with a Question Mark as thumbnail... For the time reference i used Pippa's Greasy KB post time stamp and subtracted from Malds current time stamp, so the part in question might be around 3h40-5h ish ? Idk...

Learn how to compress your clips. Watch this video and consider using 480p or 360p quailiy.
I had to act quick to fit in the post edit time frame, but thx the tip...
 
MOV files aren't playable in most browsers. Covert them to MP4 with ffmpeg and compress the converted video with Kdenlive (watch Josh's guide on how to use Kdenlive) because you don't need a 30 MB file for a 20 sec video. Don't be a lazy faggot:
You can watch his streams on Youtube which allows you to watch previous parts of a stream.
It Does, you just click the video tab -> recent video usually with a Question Mark as thumbnail... For the time reference i used@ Pippa's Greasy KB post time stamp and subtracted from Malds current time stamp, so the part in question might be around 3h40-5h ish ? Idk...
Thank you, grabbed a few select clips from his stream:

Master glaiver can mount any monster, just like he does his ferrets.
Absolute peak gunlance gameplay, does not melee ONCE.
AUUUUUUGHHH I AM ROACHING OUT, MANA GEEEEEEEMS I AM PRESSING BUTTONS, MEGA POTIOOOOOOONS.
 
I need to watch him die to uth duna
Is this the part you seeking for ?


Anyway its unbelievable how fragile malds ego...
> you put the shield down...
> NO I DID NOT! Just... just the counter rush not working.


Sam mob but earlier... PEAK Mald game play... ZERO situation awareness, ZERO repositioning.
 
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Sam mob but earlier... PEAK Mald game play... ZERO situation awareness, ZERO repositioning.
"is it dead?"
Infinite hours in MH and still didn't get the memo that the victory tune plays when the quest target kicks it. Guess that's what happens when you normally are 10 zones away from the action, roaching intensely.

The monster slapping him out of the corner was kinda funny, as was him deciding he can charge into a flame jet, 900 IQ gameplay. This is someone who actually makes guides for this game.
 
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