Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
That wasn’t all, either.

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I’m only going to feel bad for Bowie when she inevitably lays in a pile of her own shit.
Any dumbass who is hoping for some kind of redemption / weight loss arc can see this and realize shes not going to be losing any weight until she gets a diabetic amputation.
She knows that injury is due to her weight, and she even admitted it. Claimed they told her that her barge arse was the reason for a tear. Watch her try to walk it back though.
I suspect she was on some good painkillers and thought it was cool to say that her phat ass caused her injury. Now that the high has worn off, she’s back to claiming she’s a victim of fatphobia. Yet another exhibit of why she’s not going to be losing weight from this event.
 
Any dumbass who is hoping for some kind of redemption / weight loss arc can see this and realize shes not going to be losing any weight until she gets a diabetic amputation.
It's really hard to go from zero physical activity and terrible diet to eating well and sticking with a training regime. People who've lost a lot of weight know about it, but so does anyone who has gone from skinnyfat to shredded, or anyone who has gotten serious about a sport like distance running or rock climbing. You have to consciously choose to override certain habits until you've made new ones, and then once those are set you have to move onto others. You've got to stick with activities that you feel stupid or uncoordinated doing, and you've gotta keep at them long after the initial buzz of doing the right thing for yourself wears off.

She is so grossly obese that she has hundreds of pounds to lose before she is in a healthy weight range and she's permanently lost any chance at looking conventionally attractive. Her obesity hasn't just ruined her joints and skin, she's permanently fucked her endocrine system. She's cooked the systems that help her body detect when she's had enough to eat. If she somehow loses the weight without a drug like ozempic, she will be a hungry ghost with a body like a melted candle.

On top of all of that, she made a whole damn identity on why you should never have to do any of that shit, and it's bigoted as fuck to ask her to. So she can either feel like a failure selling out her previous ideology and grinding away for months on end to go from 350lbs to 285lbs, or she can feel like a failure stuffing her fat maw with hydrocodone and cupcakes while she blames the healthcare system for not supporting her. I know what I would bet on
 
It's really hard to go from zero physical activity and terrible diet to eating well and sticking with a training regime. People who've lost a lot of weight know about it, but so does anyone who has gone from skinnyfat to shredded, or anyone who has gotten serious about a sport like distance running or rock climbing. You have to consciously choose to override certain habits until you've made new ones, and then once those are set you have to move onto others. You've got to stick with activities that you feel stupid or uncoordinated doing, and you've gotta keep at them long after the initial buzz of doing the right thing for yourself wears off.

She is so grossly obese that she has hundreds of pounds to lose before she is in a healthy weight range and she's permanently lost any chance at looking conventionally attractive. Her obesity hasn't just ruined her joints and skin, she's permanently fucked her endocrine system. She's cooked the systems that help her body detect when she's had enough to eat. If she somehow loses the weight without a drug like ozempic, she will be a hungry ghost with a body like a melted candle.

On top of all of that, she made a whole damn identity on why you should never have to do any of that shit, and it's bigoted as fuck to ask her to. So she can either feel like a failure selling out her previous ideology and grinding away for months on end to go from 350lbs to 285lbs, or she can feel like a failure stuffing her fat maw with hydrocodone and cupcakes while she blames the healthcare system for not supporting her. I know what I would bet on
Right. Even if she loses the weight, she has no future. It’s back to receptionist gigs for her. Removing loose skin will involve hacking away at her tattoos. She once attempted to be a makeup artist and did a shitty job at it and there’s plenty of girls who do that for fun and those who are professionals would do a better job. Tubbers would vastly prefer farting on cakes for a living because that means the attention is still on her. Customer service jobs like being a receptionist is all about not her, which would not sit well with a malignant narcissist like her. Her best bet was fetish work and the occasional scraps given to her due to being a flash in the pan 12 years ago. Now that’s gone. Must suck to suck!
 
Why go to the ER instead of an urgent care clinic

Urgent care clinics are run by doctors who failed their boards and if anything is actually wrong with you, they will send you directly to an ER.

Do not ever go to urgent care if you think anything is wrong , go to the ER or go to an actual doctor.

Actually, don’t ever go to urgent care at all.

/end anti-urgent care rant
 
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Urgent care clinics are run by doctors who failed their boards and if anything is actually wrong with you, they will send you directly to an ER.

Do not ever go to urgent care if you think anything is wrong , go to the ER or go to an actual doctor.

Actually, don’t ever go to urgent care at all.

/end anti-urgent care rant
I've been thinking this for a while, what even is the point of urgent care? It seems like most things you'd go there to address can be treated at home, and if you can't handle something at home it's better to go to the normal doctor or the ER. Is it just to get prescriptions for things you can't get OTC?
 
I've been thinking this for a while, what even is the point of urgent care? It seems like most things you'd go there to address can be treated at home, and if you can't handle something at home it's better to go to the normal doctor or the ER. Is it just to get prescriptions for things you can't get OTC?

Urgent Care in my experience has been mostly for work related excuse notes. Have an issue that keeps me sick enough that I can’t clock in, yet I can’t even get in touch with my general practitioner’s clinic until after my symptoms subside and it’s not serious enough for the ER. ERs are also seriously backlogged as it is. So it’s “preferable” to go see an urgent care doctor for a couple hour wait to confirm that I have say, strep, and get a note that keeps me from getting fired and/or prescription vs eight plus for the same at the ER (or again, days for my GP because the practice is that fully booked and the nurse practitioner refuses to write me a note over the phone).

tl;dr: they’re prescription/doctor note expresses, basically. And I’m glad I’m at a different system that allows telehealth excuse notes now. Urgent care isn’t even really a thing here, anyway, but I digress.

Tying this to Tess— if she had fallen and couldn’t get up (and her sprain or ligament got that bad), ER would be the best for her to go to regardless. Given how calm she was before going in, I wonder if she was in an urgent care or general doctor’s office where they saw her injury and went “lol nope, this is an ER problem. Do you need an ambulance or can you get there on your own?”

Going by what other Farmers said, if the “fall” happened a while ago, maybe it’s finally worsened to the point of needing medical intervention? She already has a history of needing multiple people to pull her back up when she merely sat on the floor. Life Alerting is normal for her.

(Her getting injured from angrily kicking a Tesla is an amazing mental image, though)
 
Don’t forget Norco if we are talking shitty places in SoCal. She’d have to learn Spanish though.

an ER doc can give a few days of Vicodin but after that, if you need long-term pain control, you go into pain management with quarterly piss tests and monthly visits. All is reported to the DEA.

It’s true CA has lax homeschooling rules, but does Tess know that? It’s easier to get away with if you’ve never enrolled kids ever, than it is if they went and you pulled them out.

If she’s savvy she could say she’s pulling Bowie out of school and moving to Mississippi. I forget the details for dissenrolling but it required coming to the school, (not a call), signing forms, getting final grades and trying to get a forwarding address and the like. Also, they do have real homeschool programs though many districts that would require Bowie to do work online and see a teacher periodically. But putting that in place might also be physically difficult and there would be no guarantee Bowie could go back to his current school. He is at a magnet school, or private school?

It’s possible her injury is mild and a couple weeks of rest will heal it but at her size she’d have to stay off completely. I suppose Riley could come help.

The fact that this is not a wake up call for her is pretty disgusting.
 
The other danger of "street pharmacists" is once in a while you may get more than you paid for. Either a hotter dose of what you thought you were buying or something entirely different.
There is so much fent out there, disguised as legit pharmaceuticals, there is no fucking way I would resort to a "street pharmacist" for painkillers unless I was in so much pain I could honestly say, "Yeah, fuck it; today is as good a day to die as any."

Urgent care doctors that will write pain med prescriptions are thin on the ground, at least at an ER there's a chance, plus ERs don't require payment on the spot, they just bill you.
An urgent care clinic will expect to be paid on the spot. But also, for injuries like this, all they can really do is tell you to go to the ER (which will bill you).

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I've been thinking this for a while, what even is the point of urgent care? It seems like most things you'd go there to address can be treated at home, and if you can't handle something at home it's better to go to the normal doctor or the ER. Is it just to get prescriptions for things you can't get OTC?
Urgent care is great when you've cut yourself badly enough to need stitches, but not so badly that you need a specialist to reattach anything. Same with 1st degree or small 2nd degree burns. Every time I've gone in, there's always at least one restaurant cook waiting to be seen, with their hand swaddled in a mass of bloody dish towels.

If you're ambulatory, already know that whatever you've got isn't going to kill you, and don't think it's going to require surgery or more complicated imaging than an X-ray, urgent care will save you a huge amount of wait time. They're basically there for the kinds of minor patch jobs that are serious enough to require immediate medical attention, but get triaged as low-priority in an ER setting because they've got heart attacks, strokes, sepsis, head trauma, and other major issues constantly rolling through the doors.
 
Tess-not-in-control-of-camera-angles is always my favorite Tess
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Tell me again how your knee injury has nothing to do with your weight while your upper limbs are completely indistinguishable from your chest?
It's always hilarious and horrifying to see them next to normal sized people. I've said it before, but she looks like someone wanted to be super mean and played around in photoshop.
 
I suspect she's on Medi-Cal or some other low-income health insurance. She's a single mom with a small self-employment income from branding/influencing. She'd have a ton of tax write-offs, and could make her income look rock bottom. Obviously the prostitution income won't be reported.

If she has Medi-Cal or equivalent, ER care is basically free. She'd pay almost nothing.

Hobbling around on crutches might be the thing that makes her realize her glory days are truly gone. She won't grow up or have a personal epiphany, of course, but she might pivot to a different kind of attention seeking.

She also has the publishing of her book coming up in August. It will be interesting to see how she promotes it.

I can't believe people are still telling her she has great skin. Compared to what? Small pox patients?
 
I've been thinking this for a while, what even is the point of urgent care? It seems like most things you'd go there to address can be treated at home, and if you can't handle something at home it's better to go to the normal doctor or the ER. Is it just to get prescriptions for things you can't get OTC?
Any kind of acute pain that's too bad for over the counter stuff, but not bad enough for narcotics. They'll give you a torodol shot and you can function again until the weather passes. Stitches, sprains, flu antivirals, antibiotics for strep or walking pneumonia. Refills on basic meds you've run out of on Saturday that can't wait for Monday.

Basically anything minor that you can't treat at home on the weekends or if you can't get into your regular doc for a while.

A copay for urgent care is maybe $50, an ER copay can be several hundred dollars or more. If they can't deal with it they'll send you to the ER, but there's a lot of use for going to urgent care first. Plus the wait is shorter, which frees up the ER for more major things.
 
Stitches, sprains, flu antivirals, antibiotics for strep or walking pneumonia
And ear infections for little kids. What would modern American parents do otherwise when their kid gets an ear infection on New Years Eve? Go to the ER for 12 hrs in line behind all the injured drunks and dying old people?
 
My urgent care experiences have been spotty at best.

The one that stands out in my mind is the UC taking 3 hours to tell me I broke my ankle but they don't do cast or have boots there so I have to go to the ER.

That was a 4 hour wait (from the waiting room it looked like every illegal and ghetto kid in town was there).

Keep in mind this particular UC runs ads where they say "Broken bone? Skip the wait at the ER and come here!

Maybe they play some super speed disclaimer at the end that plays so fast you can't hear it?

"We can diagnose your broken bone but if you want anything done with it you still have to go to the ER. So there."

The one bright spot out of all of this was the ortho doc I was referred to from the ER .
He took a better X ray, determined I should be in a boot not a cast and fixed me up.

6 months later when I broke the OTHER ankle* I was able to call ortho doc directly and since I was an established patient he would see me without needing a new referral.

I saved my crutches and boot so next time an ankle malfunctions I may just skip the doctor entirely.

*I had never knowingly broken a bone in my life
Somehow with in 6 months I managed to break both ankles.

No, I am not a death fat.
 
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