Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[northstar747]

4. All those "Cuck" digs at Ron Toye seem like projection now that it's pretty much confirmed that other men have jizzed on "our wife's" tragic tits.

So I remember watching nick back in 2018.

I really didnt like the drex and locker room talk. I remember he had caller on who talked about giving himself rug burn by jacking it through his sweat pants.

Then I remember there was another dude who called in talking about being a married dude in his early 20s and a college student and how he and his wife were swinging or what ever, but the high light was the wife wanted him to do a MMF thing and blow a dude and somehow he got a dick in his mouth and wife didnt respect him.

I didnt like the christian talk constrasted next to dirty locker room talk.

But when he was denoucing ron toye that really really bothered me because he was acting like an old timey fire and brimstine preacher.

Weird how things played out isnt it.

 

[Folgers Can]

If only Nick would. Given his track record of defamation cases I could use the laughs.

You may soon have your wish if that's what he's now soonposting about:

[X] [A]

WTF would even be the "proper time" to out this mysterious second villain peddling actionable defamation about bribes to journalists, other than when the lolsuit is served? On his imminent big comeback stream? At Hackamania? In "two more weeks"?

And assuming that proof of this "private" defamation (if such a version of the tort even exists) wasn't obtained through the google breach that even Nick wouldn't be dumb enough to suddenly re-confess to now, who received the mystery defamer's DMs and saw fit to leak them to the Balldoguard for Nick to soonpost about until kingdom come?

The "proper time" sounds about as "soon" as his next stream...

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

WTF would even be the "proper time" to out this mysterious second villain peddling actionable defamation about bribes to journalists, other than when the lolsuit is served? On his imminent big comeback stream? At Hackamania? In "two more weeks"?

The Jamaican stripper abortion check bounced and Romaine is finally back for revenge. He'll take it out in trade, white boy.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

So I remember watching nick back in 2018.

I really didnt like the drex and locker room talk. I remember he had caller on who talked about giving himself rug burn by jacking it through his sweat pants.

Then I remember there was another dude who called in talking about being a married dude in his early 20s and a college student and how he and his wife were swinging or what ever, but the high light was the wife wanted him to do a MMF thing and blow a dude and somehow he got a dick in his mouth and wife didnt respect him.

I didnt like the christian talk constrasted next to dirty locker room talk.

But when he was denoucing ron toye that really really bothered me because he was acting like an old timey fire and brimstine preacher.

Weird how things played out isnt it.

Point I lost interest was around the time he had that creepy fucking loser DollhousePhil on to ramble about sex dolls again and the constant Drex "Ayo Nick it be crazy in the streets forealforealnocap" And the whole bus clapped while I clapped those totally real cheeks bullshit stories

Around the same time I also noticed the "My grandmother caught crabs again" "My dog was raped to death by my Hispanic neighbour" "It's my goldfish's birthday" Any bullshit excuse to drink a toast was becoming a problem.

Whoever could have foreseen that a parasocial relationship with your audience and alcohol could have lead to "Two time consecutive winner of Lolcow of the Year"

 

[Melty Butter]

we've got many possibilities for humiliation at Hackamania

Last night Melton said that Nick will be releasing Aaron's Signal DMs at Hackamania. A reminder of the upcoming chronology.

4/10: Imholte's Motion hearing (one assumes that this will be converted to the misdemeanor plea)
4/18: Rekieta's Sentencing hearing
5/9-12: Hackamania. Nick wants to go for 5/8 (pregaming) and 5/9

This leaves me with a few questions:
1) Will Nick releasing the Signal DMs from Aaron violate his probation?
2) Will Aaron consider getting a RO against Nick before Hackamania. DO IT, AARON. It would be hilarious.
3) Is this why Nick won't stream? He doesn't want to incentivize Aaron into taking out an RO.

WTF would even be the "proper time" to out this mysterious second villain peddling actionable defamation about bribes to journalists, other than when the lolsuit is served?

I assumed it was Wil Herren when I read it. He was playing both sides with all sorts of fuckery.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Please oh please let this be the timeline where a hooker overdoses Nick and his body is found in his gimpsuit.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

Please oh please let this be the timeline where a hooker overdoses Nick and his body is found in his gimpsuit.

Nick found dead by the hotel cleaners on his sex cross.

Edit: Didn't he say he doesn't travel without it? ....

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Nick found dead by the hotel cleaners on his sex cross.

It's win/win/win
Kids are free from him
The downward spiral stops
He goes out finally getting what he's always wanted: Making everyone laugh.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

When a cow starts getting up there in age, that cow stops producing as much milk as before. In time, all things must fade. That is okay, for the reaper comes for all cows eventually.

We have had a great run: multiple lolcow of the year awards, thousands and thousands of pages, a whole sub-forum. But Nick ain't getting any younger. The brightest stars burn the fastest, and Nick's been burning as bright as can be for years now. Something has to give eventually.

No, Nick will go the way of Ralph. Every so often, we'll hear about him. There'll be some crazy new shit. But he'll never reach the heights he achieved.

Nick's going to have to either stay sober or somehow not get caught being not sober for however long his plea deal stipulates or they lock him up so I guess that's something to watch for.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It's win/win/win
Kids are free from him
The downward spiral stops
He goes out finally getting what he's always wanted: Making everyone laugh.

This is a more grim version of Leaving Las Vegas than the novel, I have to admit.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

This is a more grim version of Leaving Las Vegas than the novel, I have to admit.

Joke's on Nick, nobody loves him for who he is, Kayla has had her brain obliterated and April was just monkey branching.

 

[Captain Manning]

Aaron could hire Montagraph to represent him, since he has an excellent track record so far of wrangling the Retardieta.
It would increase the clownshow and entertainment factor by at least 500%.

That's obviously a joke, but hiring David Schneider (Monty's attorney) would definitely be doable for any litigation where Nick is the opposing party, and the suit is filed in Minnesota. I happen to know for a fact he doesn't like Nick, and he might even cut Aaron a deal.

WTF would even be the "proper time" to out this mysterious second villain peddling actionable defamation about bribes to journalists, other than when the lolsuit is served? On his imminent big comeback stream? At Hackamania? In "two more weeks"?

I assumed it was Wil Herren when I read it. He was playing both sides with all sorts of fuckery.

That's what I thought too. If Herren keeps playing both sides, and he's gonna end up impaled on said fence eventually.

But also keep in mind, this is Nick. Who knows if there is a second person.

As a weebwarrior, I remember when he said he was gonna dump everything about Funimation at the conclusion Vic's case. There wasn't Jack shit.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

This is a more grim version of Leaving Las Vegas than the novel, I have to admit.

Fuck I'd happily pay that ticket price to see that movie.

Denied in Minnesota.

Nick Cage as Nick Rekieta

Eugenia Cooney as "Our Wife"

An overused fleshlight found at the dump as Ape

Who'd be cast as Dear Feeder for the shower calls?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Fuck I'd happily pay that ticket price to see that movie.

Denied in Minnesota.

Nick Cage as Nick Rekieta

Eugenia Cooney as "Our Wife"

An overused fleshlight found at the dump as Ape

Who'd be cast as Dear Feeder for the shower calls?

Post heroin McCauley Culkin

 

[john marston]

Who'd be cast as Dear Feeder for the shower calls?

John Goodman

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

John Goodman

Fat fat Rosanne John or Skinny fat old man John?

 

[Sloppa]

Fuck I'd happily pay that ticket price to see that movie.

Denied in Minnesota.

Nick Cage as Nick Rekieta

Eugenia Cooney as "Our Wife"

An overused fleshlight found at the dump as Ape

Who'd be cast as Dear Feeder for the shower calls?

Breaking Balldo, a miniseries about a small town dad from rural Minnesota who's world is thrown upside down one day, when a routine medical test reveals he's a gigantic faggot.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

Breaking Balldo, a miniseries about a small town dad from rural Minnesota who's world is thrown upside down one day, when a routine medical test reveals he's a gigantic faggot.

"Aaron we need to Cuck"

 

[thebigdream]

That's what I thought too. If Herren keeps playing both sides, and he's gonna end up impaled on said fence eventually.

I hope Herren never becomes a character in the Balldoverse. Not only because he craves that level of attention, but because he's such a boring snake who adds nothing but his own mild takes to everything. He should stick to his professional career.

 

[AltisticRight]

You may soon have your wish if that's what he's now soonposting about:

Why is this skeleton accusing someone else of having flabby arms? We've seen your bod, skelly. You are gross and I will not have sex with you.

Last night Melton said that Nick will be releasing Aaron's Signal DMs at Hackamania. A reminder of the upcoming chronology.

Rent free.